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Posted: 9/17/2004 4:06:17 AM EST
A mom and son and daughter are returning to their vehicle after going to see the latest action-adventure flick. As they approach their vehicle, a bad guy (BG) with a knife jumps out. Mom has a loaded 9mm in her fanny pack. Choose your ending:
Democrat: typical Barbie (txs GratefulCowgirl!) "I hope it's a pink gun. But I might break a nail! And this poor man is just a victim of society."BG stabs Barbie, grabs kids, and takes off in Barbie's mini-van.
Republican: Boom! BG falls down. Mom calls police.
Southern Republican: Boom, boom, boom, booom, boom, etc. Sound of rnew clip going in. Boom. boom, boom, etc. Son: "Way to go Mom!" Daughter:"Nice shot grouping Mom." Mom: steps over BG "Get in the truck, and we'll go get ice cream."

I modified this from something I saw on the Hannity board a while back. Hope ya'll get a good laugh!

Have a great day!

txcowgirl
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 4:27:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By txcowgirl:
Daughter:"Nice shot grouping Mom."



Link Posted: 9/17/2004 5:18:09 AM EST
i love it!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 3:06:14 PM EST
A pink gun - this I gotta see.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 7:01:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:24:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:

Originally Posted By ms_international:
A pink gun - this I gotta see.



Here's mine:
www.addlepated.net/images/pinklady2.jpg



You got a timer on that camera? When you gonna get somebody to take a pic of you holding that bad boy girl?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 12:12:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:

Originally Posted By ms_international:
A pink gun - this I gotta see.



Here's mine:
www.addlepated.net/images/pinklady2.jpg


-faints-i want to shoot it...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:12:20 PM EST
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