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Posted: 10/9/2005 11:15:29 AM EDT
I'm on my site here in MS, and, we get to use porta-pots, which are a little slice
of hell in and of themselves.  So, I'm whizzing and, I look over at the door and,
somone's drawn a picture and, others have written on it, etc....

The dang thing's been here three days.

This got me to thinking;

What brings somone to deface a toilet stall or porta-pot?

It has honestly never occured to me that this would be fun, or a good idea.

Any toilet artists, present or past on?  

Fill me in.  

Where's the thrill?
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:17:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2005 11:18:29 AM EDT by w4klr]
It's a pretty shitty half assed act of vandalism.

Now tipping them is a different story
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:17:34 AM EDT
I don't get it either.  But on the job (I work construction) it is usually bored stupid people who are doing it out of malice or hate.  It usually is racial around here, White Power! White Power! or some such BS.  
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:18:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By w4klr:
It's a pretty shitty half assed act of vandalism.



+1.  
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:22:35 AM EDT
Ban Sharpies!!!!

Frankly some of the funniest stuff I've ever read has been toilet graffiti. Of course, I have a very base and crude sense of humor.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:27:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By w4klr:
It's a pretty shitty half assed act of vandalism.

Now tipping them is a different story



 Tipping them I get...

That's just funny.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:28:13 AM EDT
They that write upon these walls,
roll their shit into little balls,
and those who read these words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:31:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By w4klr:
It's a pretty shitty half assed act of vandalism.

Now tipping them is a different story



When I was a stupid little punk we'd blow 'em up with flash powder firecrackers the size of a stick of dynamite.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:39:33 AM EDT
Watch your toes!


I cut the hose!


Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:44:11 AM EDT
My frat stalls had large sheets of paper taped up on the stalls so people could write all over them without really defacing anything.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:55:59 AM EDT
Here I sit all broken hearted,
tried to shit,  and
only farted...
********************
My Dixie Wrecked
********************
Fa Q
********************
This is a taste of what I scrub off the wall and partitions where I work.
Thats all I can think of right now, except the Gang shit and the White Power stuff.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:56:02 AM EDT
In out porta shitter in baghdad:

"Here i sit upon this pot,
I hope to god i don't get shot!"
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:56:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2005 11:58:05 AM EDT by ZW17]

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
They that write upon these walls,
roll their shit into little balls,
and those who read these words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.



No no no.......

People who write on shit house walls
Roll their shit into little balls
People who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit



Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:58:29 AM EDT
as a so called jbt here is one.

here i sit on this lonely pooper
giving birth to another state trooper
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 11:58:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kman84:
as a so called jbt here is one.

here i sit on this lonely pooper
giving birth to another state trooper



Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:02:02 PM EDT
"Everybody pisses on the floor ... Be a hero: shit on the ceiling!"
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:02:41 PM EDT
"This is a teepee
where you peepee.
This is not a wigwam
where you beat your tomtom."


"Here I sit in a misty vapor
Some damn fool stole the toilet paper
My bus is late and I cannot linger
Lookout butt here comes my finger"


"Please flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen!"


"I fucked your Mom"
(written underneath) "Go home dad you're drunk."


And my all time favorite

(arrow pointing to toilet paper dispenser)
"turban repair kit"



Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:05:24 PM EDT
Polaris Mall
Port-a-john during construction
Columbus, Ohio USA 43023
Men's restroom

OSHA regulation 42-2 : All turds over 6 inches must be hand lowered.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:05:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kman84:
as a so called jbt here is one.

here i sit on this lonely pooper
giving birth to another state trooper



"Here I sit buttocks a flexin'
givin birth to another Texan."
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:10:00 PM EDT
when the weather is hot and sticky
thats no time to dunk your dinky
but when the frost is on the pumpkin
now theres the time for dinky dunkin

found on a stall, SUNY Geneseo, 1974
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:13:44 PM EDT
tag!
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:15:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By usp45c:
when the weather is hot and sticky
thats no time to dunk your dinky
but when the frost is on the pumpkin
now theres the time for dinky dunkin

found on a stall, SUNY Geneseo, 1974



No shit, I live 45min from Geneseo
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:17:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:19:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Watch your toes!


I cut the hose!




That would suck
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:26:04 PM EDT
I have never understood vandalism, but I have observed that it mostly comes from people who have never had to work for much in their lives....
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:27:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FOX-:
tag!



Great, he's gettin ideas
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:28:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Personally, I don't find anything wrong with it.  That's how I found the Mr...

For a good time, call...




Was that who I talked to the other day? He told me he wasn't "performing" anymore.

Tell him I called him a prude.

Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:39:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:43:01 PM EDT
Rednecks - Please don't throw toothpicks into the urinals...The crabs like to pole-vault...
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:49:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By ZW17:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Personally, I don't find anything wrong with it.  That's how I found the Mr...

For a good time, call...




Was that who I talked to the other day? He told me he wasn't "performing" anymore.

Tell him I called him a prude.




Ok, told him.  He said you're insane and that he knew something was wrong with you when you brought up the ball gag and the leash.




I am glad he didn't tell you about the jumper cables, nipple rings, car battery, and the midget with a camcorder.

Damn! I just shot myself in the foot.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:56:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:58:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NAM:
In out porta shitter in baghdad:

"Here i sit upon this pot,
I hope to god i don't get shot!"




also seen over here:

"Enjoy it while you can, girls.  In 6 months you'll be fat and ugly again"
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:02:09 PM EDT
Here's one I saw in the bathroom at my old junior college:

Gang-style grafiti:
"KAK
Known As Kings"

Under it in another type of handwriting:
"Of butt sex."

I laughed.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:24:22 PM EDT
DO NOT THROW CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO THE URINALS.
<­BR>
They are too hard to relight.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:25:40 PM EDT
I thought this thread was going to be about the Ryan's Steakhouse Story.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:26:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I thought this thread was going to be about the Ryan's Steakhouse Story.



That was funny.
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