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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:21:13 PM EDT
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Rat poison
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:21:41 PM EDT
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And killing them is not an option. I live in town, yes it's a small one but it's still town. There's a small group of deer that come and eat everyone's stuff at night. What's good for making them fuck off? Nuisance Animal Exceptions See if your state has them. Mine does. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:22:42 PM EDT
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Rubber buckshot.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:23:27 PM EDT
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Thread title should be "Me eating Deer who ate muh garden"
Do you compound bow dude.... |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:24:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:25:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Crossbow, and yes you can kill them
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:25:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Electric fence
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:25:29 PM EDT
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Nuisance Animal Exceptions See if your state has them. Mine does. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And killing them is not an option. I live in town, yes it's a small one but it's still town. There's a small group of deer that come and eat everyone's stuff at night. What's good for making them fuck off? Nuisance Animal Exceptions See if your state has them. Mine does. I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:25:52 PM EDT
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Strong Fences are the real reliable way. The deer-b-gone spray stuff works just OK.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:26:13 PM EDT
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There really is no good option, can't choot 'em in city limits. So I need to come up with a way to convince them to go elsewhere.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:27:00 PM EDT
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There really is no good option, can't choot 'em in city limits. So I need to come up with a way to convince them to go elsewhere. Darrell does not approve |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:27:59 PM EDT
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Find a way to kill them in your yard. Then make deer jerky.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:28:16 PM EDT
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Get a big fucking dog that likes to chase deer. Problem solved.
Or in my case a tiny corgi that loves to chase deer. Whatever works 
They learn pretty quick and will stay away. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:28:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:29:28 PM EDT
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I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And killing them is not an option. I live in town, yes it's a small one but it's still town. There's a small group of deer that come and eat everyone's stuff at night. What's good for making them fuck off? Nuisance Animal Exceptions See if your state has them. Mine does. I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. Good idea, but I want to eat my lettuce and tomatoes. They don't like the onions so they just step on them 
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:29:46 PM EDT
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Hot sauce?
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:30:04 PM EDT
[#17]
Shoot them in the back while they're leaving town
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:30:34 PM EDT
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I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And killing them is not an option. I live in town, yes it's a small one but it's still town. There's a small group of deer that come and eat everyone's stuff at night. What's good for making them fuck off? Nuisance Animal Exceptions See if your state has them. Mine does. I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. The law or just shooting them? |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:30:35 PM EDT
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Bury yourself in the garden laying on your back. Put a nice head of lettuce on your chest. Make sure the knife you use is real sharp. When youre done, start a thread asking for venison recipes. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:31:16 PM EDT
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Damn, you guys are slow.
Or take a piss around the garden. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:32:17 PM EDT
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I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And killing them is not an option. I live in town, yes it's a small one but it's still town. There's a small group of deer that come and eat everyone's stuff at night. What's good for making them fuck off? Nuisance Animal Exceptions See if your state has them. Mine does. I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. You don't have to use a firearm to kill deer. There are several other ways, have you talked with a game warden yet? |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:34:59 PM EDT
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Key ingredient: Putrescent egg solids. Apply while you are standing up wind, especially if you have a weak stomach.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:35:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Good idea, but I want to eat my lettuce and tomatoes. They don't like the onions so they just step on them Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: And killing them is not an option. I live in town, yes it's a small one but it's still town. There's a small group of deer that come and eat everyone's stuff at night. What's good for making them fuck off? Nuisance Animal Exceptions See if your state has them. Mine does. I don't think they apply if you live in town... Tree Guard works, and can be funny if you try it on a dare. Good idea, but I want to eat my lettuce and tomatoes. They don't like the onions so they just step on them Bad idea. From the Tree Guard page linked above: "The nasty taste makes it unsuitable for food crops. " My father in law put posts in the ground about 3 feet high, twine around the stakes with orange plastic ribbon hanging every few feet. I didn't think it would keep the deer out but it did. He went around the stakes a few times with the twine. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:35:43 PM EDT
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Radio with punk music
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:40:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Radio with rap punk music Fixed |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:40:33 PM EDT
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There really is no good option, can't choot 'em in city limits. So I need to come up with a way to convince them to go elsewhere. Pellet gun, rubber pellets. LP powered poppers Sprinklers hooked to morian sensors |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:40:42 PM EDT
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Paintball gun?
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:42:01 PM EDT
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Pee on the plants to establish dominance.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:44:25 PM EDT
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Find your local meat processor or slaughter house. See if they have any blood meal. It's dried blood, usually from pigs. I get mine from a place in East St. Louis. It should cost about a buck a pound. Spread it around your garden. In fact it makes excellent fertilizer so you can spread it in your garden. In fact, it is listed as an organic fertilizer. The deer don't like the smell of the blood and will stay away. Unless you have some torrential rainfall it will last about three months.
I do this on about 12 acres of berries to keep the deer out. It's the cheapest, most effective route to go. The only thing more effective is an eight foot fence. If you decide to go the electric fence route, you'll need to install two layers of fencing about three feet apart. The inner fence should have wire about every foot apart from 1 to 6 feet. The outer fence should have a wire at two feet. The idea id that deer generally don't like to jump over layered obstacles. You can make the outer fence more effective by folding aluminum foil strips over it every four feet. Then smear a dab of peanut butter on them. This makes the wire more visual and teaches the deer that the wire is bad when they lick it. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:47:49 PM EDT
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Radio with rap punk music Fixed But all the deer be rapp'n then |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:49:00 PM EDT
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Key ingredient: Putrescent egg solids. Apply while you are standing up wind, especially if you have a weak stomach. http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod32/dw/image/v2/AABF_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-GSC_Products/default/dw2975484c/Products/33405_007V.jpg?sw=840&sh=1120&sm=fit That stuff hardly slows them down around here. I kind of have the same problem. We have these archaic limits on does in my area and the population is getting stupid big. A few hippie neighbors think they are their pets and feed them which of course doesn't help. They are getting to the point where they are actually getting sort of aggressive. I think next time one tries to stomp on my cat or huffs at me I'm just going to shoot it in the face. The question is if I can get the Game Warden to let me keep it.. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:50:10 PM EDT
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Awful nice of you to fatten up my deer for hunting season. Thinking maybe of sending my turkeys your way late summer.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:50:17 PM EDT
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Coyote decoy?
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:50:42 PM EDT
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That stuff hardly slows them down. I kind of have the same problem. We have these archaic limits on does in my area and the population is getting stupid big. A few hippie neighbors think they are their pets and feed them which of course doesn't help. They are getting to the point where they are actually getting sort of aggressive. I think next time one tries to stomp on my cat or huffs at me I'm just going to shoot it in the face. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Key ingredient: Putrescent egg solids. Apply while you are standing up wind, especially if you have a weak stomach. http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod32/dw/image/v2/AABF_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-GSC_Products/default/dw2975484c/Products/33405_007V.jpg?sw=840&sh=1120&sm=fit That stuff hardly slows them down. I kind of have the same problem. We have these archaic limits on does in my area and the population is getting stupid big. A few hippie neighbors think they are their pets and feed them which of course doesn't help. They are getting to the point where they are actually getting sort of aggressive. I think next time one tries to stomp on my cat or huffs at me I'm just going to shoot it in the face. It was making a move, I had to get it on |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:51:23 PM EDT
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Leave your garage open, when they wander in, close the door and 300 BLK subsonic.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:52:19 PM EDT
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That stuff hardly slows them down. I kind of have the same problem. We have these archaic limits on does in my area and the population is getting stupid big. A few hippie neighbors think they are their pets and feed them which of course doesn't help. They are getting to the point where they are actually getting sort of aggressive. I think next time one tries to stomp on my cat or huffs at me I'm just going to shoot it in the face. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Key ingredient: Putrescent egg solids. Apply while you are standing up wind, especially if you have a weak stomach. http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod32/dw/image/v2/AABF_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-GSC_Products/default/dw2975484c/Products/33405_007V.jpg?sw=840&sh=1120&sm=fit That stuff hardly slows them down. I kind of have the same problem. We have these archaic limits on does in my area and the population is getting stupid big. A few hippie neighbors think they are their pets and feed them which of course doesn't help. They are getting to the point where they are actually getting sort of aggressive. I think next time one tries to stomp on my cat or huffs at me I'm just going to shoot it in the face. Works well for me. But you need to be diligent about reapplying. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:53:34 PM EDT
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Powdered milk is the answer. Used by guerilla farmers to protect marijuana fields, cheap and works. Mix it up and put in a spray bottle,spray it on your plants,repeat as needed.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:54:47 PM EDT
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It was making a move, I had to get it on Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Key ingredient: Putrescent egg solids. Apply while you are standing up wind, especially if you have a weak stomach. http://demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod32/dw/image/v2/AABF_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-GSC_Products/default/dw2975484c/Products/33405_007V.jpg?sw=840&sh=1120&sm=fit That stuff hardly slows them down. I kind of have the same problem. We have these archaic limits on does in my area and the population is getting stupid big. A few hippie neighbors think they are their pets and feed them which of course doesn't help. They are getting to the point where they are actually getting sort of aggressive. I think next time one tries to stomp on my cat or huffs at me I'm just going to shoot it in the face. It was making a move, I had to get it on But the dispatcher told him to stay in his car 
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:55:20 PM EDT
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Powdered milk is the answer. Used by guerilla farmers to protect marijuana fields, cheap and works. Mix it up and put in a spray bottle,spray it on,repeat as needed. I hate mixing stuff. Can I get it pre mixed? |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:55:43 PM EDT
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Milorganite works for me. It is slow release organic fertilizer made from sewage sludge, deer can't stand the smell. Re-apply about once per month or more if it rains a lot.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:55:54 PM EDT
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A healthy sprinkling of cayenne will keep them away until the next rain or so.
I've heard of other homemade concoctions, including one made with water, dish detergent, tobacco (get a big bag of cheap roll your own or pipe tobacco) and jalapenos. Again, frequent re-application would probably be required. Make tobacco/jalapeno tea and add a small amount of detergent. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 4:55:57 PM EDT
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Leave your garage open, when they wander in, close the door and 300 BLK subsonic. I vote this method. Imagine the look on your wife's face when she goes to pull into the garage later. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:00:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hate mixing stuff. Can I get it pre mixed? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Powdered milk is the answer. Used by guerilla farmers to protect marijuana fields, cheap and works. Mix it up and put in a spray bottle,spray it on,repeat as needed. I hate mixing stuff. Can I get it pre mixed? |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:00:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:02:31 PM EDT
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Bury yourself in the garden laying on your back. Put a nice head of lettuce on your chest. Make sure the knife you use is real sharp. When youre done, start a thread asking for venison recipes. #winning Do this OP!!
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:03:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn, you guys are slow. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/US_M18a1_claymore_mine.jpg Or take a piss around the garden. Peeing doesn't work. I know because I pee near my deer stand and usually find big scrapes and rubs the next day. Also had on game cam several large bucks smelling the areas i peed at and ate corn. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:05:01 PM EDT
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I hate mixing stuff. Can I get it pre mixed? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Powdered milk is the answer. Used by guerilla farmers to protect marijuana fields, cheap and works. Mix it up and put in a spray bottle,spray it on,repeat as needed. I hate mixing stuff. Can I get it pre mixed? Put it in a spray bottle and add water,shake. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:07:23 PM EDT
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Fox urine that hunters spray on the base of the tree?
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:08:38 PM EDT
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if you don't want to shoot ....then pee in a bucket and pour it around the area you don't want deer, dogs, cats, etc.
Human piss will drive away pretty much anything. Mark your territory dude.. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 5:10:03 PM EDT
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Pungi Pit
Instant kabobs |
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