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Posted: 10/6/2007 9:13:18 PM EDT
Fights till the death, no weapons allowed; hand to hand only. No size/wieght classes. Multiple fighters allowed as long as both sides are equal in numbers - example 2 vs. 2.

I'd elike to see Michael Moore vs. Al Gore.
(Mike has the size, but Al is a determined bastard - being the human tracker/warrior of ManBearPig.)

Dave Mustaine vs. Lars Ulrich

Dany Bonaduce vs. Kid Rock in a White Trash Showdown.

What would you like to see?

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:17:49 PM EDT
Sarah Brady versus Cindy Sheehan
George Soros versus Michael Moore
Teddy Kennedy versus Chuck Schumer

Whoever loses, we win.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:20:15 PM EDT
Dennis Kucinich vs. Ron Paul
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:23:32 PM EDT
Me against Osama Bin Laden. Fuck him.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:24:07 PM EDT


VS.

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:24:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Milquetoast:
Dennis Kucinich vs. Ron Paul


That'd be awsome! Think that would get them the media exposure they've been seeking?
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:29:43 PM EDT
Royal rumble.

NY vs California

Schumer/Clinton V. Boxer/Feinstein.

Lighting rig falls at the end right onto the ring.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:40:00 PM EDT
Rush Limbaugh vs Harry Reed

George W. Bush vs Michael Moore

Ann Coulter vs Hillary Clinton

Weptek911 vs Jon Stewart, Chris Mathews , Keith Olberman and that Jew-hating, Hezbollah loving pro-Iranian Irish prick that no longer posts here.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 9:55:27 PM EDT
Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson

Tom Sellick vs Rosie O'Donnel

Any US Marine vs Congrassman Murtha

-K
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:25:24 PM EDT
Rosie O' Donnell vs. Donald Trump. Hard to know who to root for.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:28:32 PM EDT
Oprah Vs. Rosie

Ted Kennedy Vs. Johm McCain

Any senate or house democrats willing to kill each other.

Dueling should be legal for consenting adults.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:29:08 PM EDT
chuck vs. arnold
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:32:40 PM EDT
Obama vs Hillary

Win Win
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:34:12 PM EDT
Vinnie Paul vs Phil Anselmo

Dick.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:41:44 PM EDT
Hillary vs. an oncoming train.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:49:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 10:51:28 PM EDT by wise_jake]
1) Rudy vs. Hillary

2) Mitt vs. Barack

3) Winner of 1 vs. winner of 2

4) A hungry tiger vs. the winner of 3.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:50:35 PM EDT
Hillary Clinton vs a recently minted Navy SEAL.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:52:39 PM EDT
Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Jason Bourne Or any combination of the three. (It's not that I want any of them to die... but I think it would be cool to watch)
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:53:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 10:55:32 PM EDT by theBUBBAMANcan]
Michael Vick vs my pit bull


ETA:

Double feature event: Paris vs Brittany
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 10:57:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twig:
Hillary vs. an oncoming train.


+1

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 11:00:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PantherArms762:

Originally Posted By twig:
Hillary vs. an oncoming train.


+1



+1
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 6:50:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By twig:
Hillary vs. an oncoming train.



That is funy.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 6:53:21 AM EDT
Me vs George Clooney....

<­BR>
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 6:55:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By weptek911:

Ann Coulter vs Hillary Clinton.


That would be a good match up, it would have to be a KY swimsuit match though. Wow just the thought of that gets me all hot and bothered.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:01:54 AM EDT
Me vs Jane Fonda

Me vs Rosie O fatcunt

Me vs Tim robbins

Me vs Susan Sarandon

Me vs Sally Field

Me vs All of the dems running for pres and most of the so called republicans

Me vs any Cnn employee

Me vs any Fox employee

Me vs any DU pussy.

Me vs a lot of the retards here

Me vs the "very liberal" asses on face book that keep trying to add me.

Me vs Just about everybody
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:10:18 AM EDT
I like the concept of Fedor vs. Rosie, or Dusty vs. Jane Fonda. You need to structure these things to make sure the right side wins. The problem with an Al Gore vs. Michael Moore type matchup is that one of them wins.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:10:44 AM EDT
Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:13:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
I like the concept of Fedor vs. Rosie, or Dusty vs. Jane Fonda. You need to structure these things to make sure the right side wins. The problem with an Al Gore vs. Michael Moore type matchup is that one of them wins.
I really want punch Sally Field in the mouth. I mean every bit of my strength and weight into it. I hate that cunt.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:16:39 AM EDT
EdSr vs. Squatdog

Chuck Norris vs. AROCK

Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:17:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
I like the concept of Fedor vs. Rosie, or Dusty vs. Jane Fonda. You need to structure these things to make sure the right side wins. The problem with an Al Gore vs. Michael Moore type matchup is that one of them wins.
I really want punch Sally Field in the mouth. I mean every bit of my strength and weight into it. I hate that cunt.




So just to be certain, you're saying you dont like Sally Field.?
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:25:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ReallyLongAction:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
I like the concept of Fedor vs. Rosie, or Dusty vs. Jane Fonda. You need to structure these things to make sure the right side wins. The problem with an Al Gore vs. Michael Moore type matchup is that one of them wins.
I really want punch Sally Field in the mouth. I mean every bit of my strength and weight into it. I hate that cunt.




So just to be certain, you're saying you dont like Sally Field.?
lil bit
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:29:16 AM EDT
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime vs. Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Rosie O'Donnell, 0Cindy Sheehan, Sarah Brady, and Barack Obama, all in their own individual matches against Arnold, with Arnold taking three days off between each bout to ensure he's fully rested and ready to splatter some more faces.

CJ
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:33:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime vs. Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Rosie O'Donnell, 0Cindy Sheehan, Sarah Brady, and Barack Obama, all in their own individual matches against Arnold, with Arnold taking three days off between each bout to ensure he's fully rested and ready to splatter some more faces.

CJ
I'd have to go with someone with some fighting skills and muscle. As much as Arnold had in his time it had to hurt his speed. I'm thinkin Don Frye, Randy Couture, or Ken Shamrock
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:36:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:37:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
3 way rumble!

Britney Spears vs. Lindsey Lohan vs. Paris Hilton
Wait, I thought this was about fights, not Lesbian sex
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:37:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
3 way rumble!

Britney Spears vs. Lindsey Lohan vs. Paris Hilton



The smell of skank would be overpowering. Be sure to bring a gas mask.


CJ
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:40:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 7:43:38 AM EDT
Feinstein, Brady, both Clintons, Ted Kennedy, Michael Moore, Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnel, Shehan, Guliani, Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Ray Nagin, Al Gore, and John Kerry thrown into an arena against an equal number of ravenous tigers.

Last one standing gets tossed a gun with one round in it.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 8:40:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Wave:
3 way rumble!

Britney Spears vs. Lindsey Lohan vs. Paris Hilton
Wait, I thought this was about fights, not Lesbian sex


No I'd like to see them fight it out to the death.

I don't see puny Paris bringing any fighting skills to the table.

Britney's no longer at her fighting weight prime.

Lindsey Lohan has that shanty Irish demeanor about her that makes me think she'll mop up the place with those two.
Drunk irish girls FTW!!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 9:07:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ReallyLongAction:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
I like the concept of Fedor vs. Rosie, or Dusty vs. Jane Fonda. You need to structure these things to make sure the right side wins. The problem with an Al Gore vs. Michael Moore type matchup is that one of them wins.
I really want punch Sally Field in the mouth. I mean every bit of my strength and weight into it. I hate that cunt.




So just to be certain, you're saying you dont like Sally Field.?




As in her Oscar speach......
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 10:14:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Me vs George Clooney....

You do realize this is a "to the death" kind of match, and not the jello or hot oil kind of match, right?


Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
I like the concept of Fedor vs. Rosie, or Dusty vs. Jane Fonda. You need to structure these things to make sure the right side wins. The problem with an Al Gore vs. Michael Moore type matchup is that one of them wins.

Um, you must have missed my post about 3/4 of the way down on pg1.

No matter who wins the earlier rounds, we win in the end.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 10:19:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/7/2007 10:21:16 AM EDT by fla556guy]
SteyrAug vs. Swingset
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 10:24:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Friendly_Sponge:
Rodent vs. XDBACKUPGUN

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=626090


Although I'm thinking XDBACKUPGUN is going to gas about 2.3 seconds into the first round...


I'd like a piece of that action my damn self.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 10:24:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/7/2007 10:24:39 AM EDT by Michael_B]
Michael Moore vs Bill Orly, with them both dieing at the end.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 10:33:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
I like the concept of Fedor vs. Rosie, or Dusty vs. Jane Fonda. You need to structure these things to make sure the right side wins. The problem with an Al Gore vs. Michael Moore type matchup is that one of them wins.

I really want punch Sally Field in the mouth. I mean every bit of my strength and weight into it. I hate that cunt.

<sally>
"You like me; you really, really, REALLY like me......
</sally>

<batman>
"Ka-POW!"
</batman>
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 10:38:37 AM EDT
Oprah VS Mike Tyson (without his meds).
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 11:15:20 AM EDT
How about this :


The occupants of the Capitol building in DC(congresscritters)


VS


The occupants of Fort Campbell , Ky.

Link Posted: 10/7/2007 11:15:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wise_jake:

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
Me vs George Clooney....

You do realize this is a "to the death" kind of match, and not the jello or hot oil kind of match, right?




Sure......remember DKProf's goose story.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 11:22:39 AM EDT
Ron Paul vs. Reality
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 12:05:03 PM EDT
Any liberal vs. any other liberal. Or any liberal vs. a live and hungry wolverine. Either way I'm down for a bag of popcorn and a comfortable chair to watch the show.
Link Posted: 10/7/2007 12:15:19 PM EDT
theBeeKeeper vs Goatboy...

-Ben
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