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Posted: 12/1/2001 12:38:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2001 6:03:02 PM EDT by lordtrader]
I want: Mercedes CLK 55 AMG. Red, tan interior, fully loaded. All night sex fest with Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilerra, Britney Spears. Video tape for prosperity and bragging rights. An H&K MP5 SD, Colt M16 M4, M60, AI .50BMG, FN P90, and an H&K P7M13 3Million Dollars in my bank account. And lastly a job as a managing director of a fixed income trading desk of a major invesment banking firm. That's all....I'm not greedy. So what do you guys want?
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 1:15:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2001 1:10:20 PM EDT by RBAD]
Nipplage covered to comply with the prudish requirements of the Goat: [:D] [img]web-comm.com/ar15/lt1.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 1:41:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 3:17:00 PM EDT
Wouldn't YOU be pissed off too if Goatboy made you cover up YOUR nipples??? [img]www.web-comm.com/ar15/so000205.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 3:27:28 PM EDT
dear santa i want the NFA repealed sinceraly cyrax777 ps im leaving out extra cookies for ya
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 3:44:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: I want: All night sex fest with Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilerra, Britney Spears. Video tape for prosperity and bragging rights.
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Prosperity?? Well, ok, I'll buy that for a dollar!
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 3:47:13 PM EDT
M1a & FN-FAL.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 6:07:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2001 6:27:00 PM EDT by Klutch]
I got this a while back it is pretty good. Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space RAnjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn care specialist. How 'bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the Space Ranger -- at least HE can spell! Santa *************************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ****************************************** Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really, really want a fire truck this year. Love, Joey Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. Santa ******************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the baby-sitter? Boy, she's a hottie. He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane! Let me get you some LEGOs instead. Santa *************************************** Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the reindeer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal. Santa *********************************************­**** Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa *************************************** Dear Santa, I really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE! Timmy Timmy, That whiny begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Santa ********************************************* Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get in to our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself 'Marky.' That's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house -- that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet dreams! Santa
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 8:37:56 PM EDT
Peace on earth and a nice piece for me.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 9:11:20 PM EDT
I want it all!!!!!!! And I want it now!! LOL
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 9:34:15 PM EDT
The chance to bag a couple reindeer off my roof.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 9:34:15 PM EDT
An M4 with all the SOPMOD goodies. A HK UMP45 with folding stock, surefire light, Aimpoint compM, and an endless supply of mags and ammo. A HK Mk 23 SOCOM with all the goodies that come with it: silencer, light, etc. Also endless supply of mags, I can borrow ammo from UMP supply. Barett 82A1 with Leupold Mk IV M1. Endless supply of .50 BMG FMJ and AP ammo. USMC M40-A3, with endless supply of ammo. 4 GE Mini-guns mounted on a single quad-pod, all remote controled with video aiming device in the center. Also, endless supply of ammo and cars/trucks/whatever to shoot up at the range. I'll just limit it to guns that I'd like for Christmas 'cause the list could go on and on...
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 9:51:44 PM EDT
I want: 1. MP5-K 2. M1A1 CARBINE "PARATROOPER" 3. PRE-BAN 20" AR NIB Thank you santa.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 11:20:32 PM EDT
dear santa, i want the 1st 1967 shelby mustang gt500 that mr.shelby built with all the goodies!!!!! i want a full military humvee w/m-60 top mounted and 4 m-16's,200 c-beta mags full of the best ammo. and 100 trillion dollars for my spending!!! thanks!!!
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 11:32:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2001 11:24:19 PM EDT by SinistralRifleman]
Link Posted: 12/2/2001 1:12:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Klutch: I got this a while back it is pretty good. Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space RAnjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yer.
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ROTFLMAO, good one sending it to work now
Link Posted: 12/2/2001 10:29:08 AM EDT
hey LT,how about that nympho,cali blonde and that in-n-out double double?!
Link Posted: 12/2/2001 10:43:38 AM EDT
LT did you get a job yet?
Link Posted: 12/2/2001 10:48:08 AM EDT
A trained monkey to steal peanuts.
Link Posted: 12/2/2001 11:26:05 AM EDT
Realistically (in the next few years) Oly 9mm AR Mossberg 590A1 Glock 27 1000 rounds for every gun. Unrealistically Unlimited ammo unlimited replacement parts unlimited targets (cars, etc) Select fire on the ARs M14 FAL 1911 unlimited money to spend etc.
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