Fuck. You.
You are the single most vile, abhorrent, awful thing invented by mankind to date. The taste is, I imagine, similar to what satans nostrils taste like after a hard day of burning brimstone. It's bad enough what it's supposed to do, but damn near puking your empty guts into the kitchen sink every 15 minutes for an hour is like the cherry on the cake. Fucking jerks.
True, it's a watery consistancy but that is just the set up for the ambush later on, isn't it?
Oh, and not very much later on either you atomic-fucking-colon blowing bottle of goatfuck. An entire brand new roll of MD toilet paper in 2 hours.
What. The. Fuck.
Drank it at 6pm, all done with the...."effects"...by 8:30pm.
Oh, but the fun is just getting started isn't it you sadistic motherfuckers? Yeahhhh, dose two started at 4:00am this morning. It is now 5:30am and I have (I hope) finished most of the effects of the secondary batch. I also need to hang a third roll of TP up in the last 11.5 hours.
I am pretty sure there wasn't anything left after dose...
damn, brb...
ok, back.
I am pretty sure there wasn't anything left after dose...
number one. I haven't eaten since Sunday night so why in the fuck do I have to take dose number 2?
Fuck you MoviPrep. Fuck you in the red, swollen, chapped and inflamed baboon ass.
Fuck you.