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Posted: 6/20/2016 8:29:04 PM EDT
did anyone catch Bear Grills... ? White house called me and asked if Obama could be on.

This mans ego knows no bounds.

Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:29:42 PM EDT
I'm all for abandoning Obama in the wilderness.
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:32:47 PM EDT
Can we get him to jump out of a helicopter? Perhaps I will volunteer to learn how to pack parachutes.
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:32:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:38:50 PM EDT
Why? Does he want to drink some piss?

Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:39:40 PM EDT
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He'd be life-flighted out of there as soon as he got a tick on him.
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:46:33 PM EDT
I'll bet 99% of his zombies figured the show called him.

Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:47:32 PM EDT
And how much you want to wager he called Jerry Seinfeld as well.

Fallon.

etc.

Link Posted: 6/20/2016 8:49:14 PM EDT
That show aired a couple years ago. FBHo didn't do shit. Flew in on Marine 1, and looked around.
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 9:26:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FLchuck8:
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I heard bricks make the best chutes
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 9:27:32 PM EDT
"Being President isn't some reality tv show."
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 9:30:55 PM EDT
Bear Shit is an egomaniac that pretends to be a survival expert the same way JugEars is an egomaniac that pretends to be president.


They are perfect for eachother.
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 9:46:49 PM EDT
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Seems more a golf show lately.
Link Posted: 6/20/2016 10:03:44 PM EDT
But hes the COOLEST President we have EVER had, cooler than slick willy.

The first 4 years of "do nothing", except running around the world, getting awards, and telling everyone how COOL he is, being the first (half)black president.
Next 4 years are doing nothing, except golfing and being on vacation.
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 7:01:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 7:19:25 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:

Seems more a golf show lately.
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By raven:
"Being President isn't some reality tv show."

Seems more a golf show lately.
More of a preacher in an Evangelical tent revival. Saving souls. Casting out the demons of Western Patriarchy. Finding kinship with our Abrahamic brethren.
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 7:45:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Garand1911:
But hes the COOLEST President we have EVER had, cooler than slick willy.

The first 4 years of "do nothing", except running around the world, getting awards, and telling everyone how COOL he is, being the first (half)black president.
Next 4 years are doing nothing, except golfing and being on vacation.
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I used to complain about him spending buttloads of taxpayer money on vacations, but then I realized I'd rather him be on vacation than in the White House. Hard to fuck the Country up from a golf course.
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 7:49:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
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It has to be the right wilderness though. There needs to be bears and mountain lions.
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 7:57:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/21/2016 8:00:10 AM EDT by rainmaker9]
Obama is a hard muthafucka...I heard he was at Yosemite and crushed the free solo time for the nose at El Capitan.
He also on sighted midnight lightning with a blindfold on.
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 8:15:16 AM EDT
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He'd just end up fucking a yeti/wookie and propagate and ruin the wilderness
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 9:10:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Equator:
Why? Does he want to drink some piss?

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Only from the tap.
Link Posted: 6/21/2016 9:59:06 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By dazednconfused:

I heard bricks make the best chutes
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Originally Posted By dazednconfused:
Originally Posted By FLchuck8:
Can we get him to jump out of a helicopter? Perhaps I will volunteer to learn how to pack parachutes.

I heard bricks make the best chutes


And a bacon belt keeps the bugs away.
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