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Posted: 8/15/2017 2:02:35 PM EDT
I know you fuckers read this site. Listen up. Quit with the fucking spam email product announcements about your latest trucker hat or three pronged dildo. Get some motherfucking focus on your motherfucking core business: coffee.
Sell bigger bags of fucking coffee, not this limp dick 12oz bullshit. Maybe have your husband explain to you that he lied about how long 8 inches is and figure out that nobody wants a soda can sized (12oz) bag of coffee. Sell it by the pound like fucking men. Impress your parents and sell it in 5 pound bags, god damnit. Respectfully, dillehayd P.S. Fuck off with your subscription bullshit too. I want a good pot of coffee not some jelly of the month wanna-be retreated marketing reach around bullshit, dicksucks! |
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... the, "Unsubscribe" feature a lot of these companies use is worthless too. Biggest complaint for me is fucking PetSmart - they will NOT stop with spam emailing
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1/10 rant. Would have been 10/10 but you gave away the 8" secret. Not only did that knock your rant score down, your Man Card is now on probation. You better get your shit straight mister, we're watching you.
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Finally bought their coffee recently, and to be frank I am not impressed.
Do like the name though, but feel more than wages or quality that it's going to feed their gun hobby. |
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LOL
Their 'core business' is hyping expensive coffee with silly gun related names to a certain demographic that falls for it. "But muh AK47 roast!" |
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I've been tempted to buy a couple times, but I'm about 95% certain it's all hype centered around the gun culture and that the coffee will be "ok" at best, and about the same quality of say Peet's that I can buy for half the cost...it will definitely be worse than the green beans I can buy and roast myself...also cheaper...
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I've been tempted to buy a couple times, but I'm about 95% certain it's all hype centered around the gun culture and that the coffee will be "ok" at best, and about the same quality of say Peet's that I can buy for half the cost...it will definitely be worse than the green beans I can buy and roast myself...also cheaper... View Quote |
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Bought two bags at this year's NRA AM, they set up as part of 5.11's booth. $10 a bag.
Much disappointment ensued. But at least the chick who sold me the coffee was scantily clad. |
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I just stick to coffee from the grocery store. Black rifle coffee is all hype.
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you can print out some stickers and put them on your Peets coffee to make them more alpha as fuck. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've been tempted to buy a couple times, but I'm about 95% certain it's all hype centered around the gun culture and that the coffee will be "ok" at best, and about the same quality of say Peet's that I can buy for half the cost...it will definitely be worse than the green beans I can buy and roast myself...also cheaper... |
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I'm always interested in brand marketing so I don't mind seeing their adds and videos show up. I like their coffee mugs and what the company stands for. I think we notice their adds more because they do have a great marketing,logos and artwork. It's a three prong approach and BRCC, ARt15 clothing and Leadslinger Whiskey are all tied together.
If you do buy from them use this code to save 10% off Buck10 . Conservative radio guy Buck Sexton has their adds on his show. I think you have to follow the Buck Sexton link to use the 10% off code https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/buck |
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Right on OP, tiny ass bags of coffee (especially for the price)
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The subscription is shit unless you want the same coffee every month. They seem to use it as a way to clear inventory of the slow moving products
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Coffee commercial shows how to be an American man |
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It really sucks that you guys are forced to buy their coffee...
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They sell on Amazon, so I gave em a shot. I think CAF is pretty good, but I'm no coffee expert/snob.
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You know they have a Facebook page that they respond to very quickly, I looked and didn't see your rant there. I assume you emailed as well?
If not STFU you're just another whiney dude on the internet. Tell them so you know they know what their customers want or you know post about it on a completely unrelated forum that they likely dont even read. |
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I'm always interested in brand marketing so I don't mind seeing their adds and videos show up. I like their coffee mugs and what the company stands for. I think we notice their adds more because they do have a great marketing,logos and artwork. It's a three prong approach and BRCC, ARt15 clothing and Leadslinger Whiskey are all tied together. If you do buy from them use this code to save 10% off Buck10 . Conservative radio guy Buck Sexton has their adds on his show. I think you have to follow the Buck Sexton link to use the 10% off code https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/buck View Quote |
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I tried it, seemed decent. But expensive and it barely lasted 2 weeks... and im the only person in my house. I like their Freedom Blend and the CAF, but these baby bags and high prices make me just buy regular coffee from the store.
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I buy the coffee to piss off the liberals in my office. I was referred to HR because the ammo can/coffee pod box threatened someone.........worth every penny.
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They sell on Amazon, so I gave em a shot. I think CAF is pretty good, but I'm no coffee expert/snob. View Quote I'd pay for the coffee just to check em out, but the shipping is tarded^2. ETA: I hit up my local LGS on FaceSpace and asked them to carry it in store so I could avoid the crazy shipping costs. The contacted, been a month, they haven't heard back. |
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I know you fuckers read this site. Listen up. Quit with the fucking spam email product announcements about your latest trucker hat or three pronged dildo. Get some motherfucking focus on your motherfucking core business: coffee. Sell bigger bags of fucking coffee, not this limp dick 12oz bullshit. Maybe have your husband explain to you that he lied about how long 8 inches is and figure out that nobody wants a soda can sized (12oz) bag of coffee. Sell it by the pound like fucking men. Impress your parents and sell it in 5 pound bags, god damnit. Respectfully, dillehayd P.S. Fuck off with your subscription bullshit too. I want a good pot of coffee not some jelly of the month wanna-be retreated marketing reach around bullshit, dicksucks! View Quote I don't even drink coffee and I agree. I wonder who actually owns that company |
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I know you fuckers read this site. Listen up. Quit with the fucking spam email product announcements about your latest trucker hat or three pronged dildo. Get some motherfucking focus on your motherfucking core business: coffee. View Quote So you didn't like the three pronged dildo? |
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I subscribe for two bags of Beyond Black every two weeks. I find a bag will last a week for me. I like Beyond Black, no bitter aftertaste, but thought the Murdered Out blend was weak tasting. I would still rather support them than Starbucks. My biggest complaint is that sometimes it takes a week and a half for the coffee to arrive. ..
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So you didn't like the three pronged dildo? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I know you fuckers read this site. Listen up. Quit with the fucking spam email product announcements about your latest trucker hat or three pronged dildo. Get some motherfucking focus on your motherfucking core business: coffee. So you didn't like the three pronged dildo? |
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I only drink Monster™ brand energy drinks for all my morning energy needs. Monster Energy is way more than an energy drink. Led by our athletes, musicians, employees, distributors and fans, Monster is a lifestyle in a can!® http://i63.tinypic.com/a5cllf.jpg View Quote When I watched that video, I was like "MAC working for Monster now?" It was obviously there for a reason, then he draws attention to it. |
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You mad OP? https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/220444/Screenshot_2017-08-15-14-07-19-281096.JPG View Quote |
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Black rifle K cups are 3x the cost of my regular brand and it's not as good. The wife bought me some for my birthday last year, I was glad when it was finally gone and told her not to buy it again.
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i thought arfcom had a major hard on for this coffee?
starbucks and illegal somalis ftw |
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Hyperactive marketing. They come off as real douchie.
Plenty of better or equal brands. |
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I know you fuckers read this site. Listen up. Quit with the fucking spam email product announcements about your latest trucker hat or three pronged dildo. Get some motherfucking focus on your motherfucking core business: coffee. Sell bigger bags of fucking coffee, not this limp dick 12oz bullshit. Maybe have your husband explain to you that he lied about how long 8 inches is and figure out that nobody wants a soda can sized (12oz) bag of coffee. Sell it by the pound like fucking men. Impress your parents and sell it in 5 pound bags, god damnit. Respectfully, dillehayd P.S. Fuck off with your subscription bullshit too. I want a good pot of coffee not some jelly of the month wanna-be retreated marketing reach around bullshit, dicksucks! View Quote I'm going down to the brick and mortar store tomorrow to grab a couple more bags, I can print off this post and hand deliver it to them if you'd like. I like it, and since they're local to me they tend to be much fresher than the local grocery stores. I also usually end up buying one bag and leaving with a second one for free, so it ends up being cheaper for me than other options. |
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I tried a bag of their coffee. The first bag was sent to the wrong address, and they sent a 2nd bag for free. Curiously, the 1st bag showed up the same day as the 2nd bag, so I got a two-for-one deal. I liked the first bag, nothing special. I began to dislike it halfway thru the 2nd bag, and never even finished it. I wouldn't buy from them again. The coffee I can get at any HEB is better and cheaper.
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I ordered some kcups off Amazon for the first time yesterday. I was going to bring them into work since we're all gun guys. I'll report back when I try one.
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