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Posted: 5/25/2001 4:22:23 AM EDT
1. Marilyn Monroe 2. Jane Russell 3. Selena
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:25:02 AM EDT
1. Rita Hayworth 2. Marilyn Monroe 3. Jane Mansfield
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:25:16 AM EDT
Alyssa Milano!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:32:40 AM EDT
Mother Theresa
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:32:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/25/2001 4:31:44 AM EDT by 300ydClean]
Rita Hayworth, Oh yeah baby Audrey Hepburn Betty Grable Almost forgot, Princess Di
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:37:13 AM EDT
That's easy. Natalie Wood. Lee Remmick.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:39:17 AM EDT
Don't you know Necrophilia is a crime in most states?
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:42:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: 1. Marilyn Monroe 2. Jane Russell 3. Selena
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I'm pretty sure Jane Russell is still boinking.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:45:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CIB: Alyssa Milano!!!!!!
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she's still alive and kicking.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:54:31 AM EDT
You guys need to get out to the range in a SERIOUSLY bad way!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 4:55:11 AM EDT
Savannah!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 5:11:41 AM EDT
Riddler, you stole mine! [sex]
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 5:18:00 AM EDT
Ya know you guys could go to [url]www.realdoll.com[/url] and request that they make celebrity look alike models. They've been pondering this you know [:D] i'm sure they get many request!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 5:25:40 AM EDT
riddler you should be ashamed of yourself for even knowing who Savannah was [:D] .i on the other hand have no shame and would have done her in a heartbeat.mmk
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 5:29:26 AM EDT
Jill Ireland Oh so tastey!!! COLTSHORTY GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 6:00:23 AM EDT
A supplementary question: In your opinion, which dead celebrity had the nicest knobs? I'd say Jayne Mansfield or Jane Russell(if she's dead).
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 6:04:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: A supplementary question: In your opinion, which dead celebrity had the nicest knobs?
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Knobs!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You make me laugh dude. Oddly, I'm glad to see you AREN'T one of those "Nineties / sensitive male" kinda pansified guys!!!!!! "Knobs" - I luv it!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 6:50:15 AM EDT
Jane"Knobs"Russell BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KNOBS, that was a good one. Chuck
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 7:04:26 AM EDT
Now here is a topic with a lot of [size=6] wit & charm [/size=6]. Gee, if I could fuck dead movie stars who would I choose. What kind of LOSER daydreams about fornicating with dead people? Is this the kind of assignments you give your students? Does your SO know how depraved you are? Your fellow teachers? The School Board?
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 7:10:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HANGFIRE: Now here is a topic with a lot of [size=6] wit & charm [/size=6]. Gee, if I could fuck dead movie stars who would I choose. What kind of LOSER daydreams about fornicating with dead people? Is this the kind of assignments you give your students? Does your SO know how depraved you are? Your fellow teachers? The School Board?
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Now see....if ******* I ******* said that, I'd get hammered with accusations of "Jesus freak, Bible thumper, holier than thou" and people telling me to live and let live. 'Course, the guy who started this thread also made crude sexual references about my wife, who I love dearly. Its these types of things that make me see less and less difference between the RKBA's and the ANTI's. But, whadda ya gonna do????
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 7:17:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HANGFIRE: Now here is a topic with a lot of [size=6] wit & charm [/size=6]. Gee, if I could fuck dead movie stars who would I choose. What kind of LOSER daydreams about fornicating with dead people? Is this the kind of assignments you give your students? Does your SO know how depraved you are? Your fellow teachers? The School Board?
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I just love when you do you "Donald Duck throwing a tantrum" imitation that way.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 7:23:10 AM EDT
Lassie . . . C'mon, let's get serious here!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 7:51:36 AM EDT
Hitler-right in his mouth
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 8:11:04 AM EDT
1. Jane Mansfield 2. Rita Hayworth 3. Princess Di 4. Carolyn Bessette Kennedy 5. Natalie Wood 6. Dana Plato 7. Karen Carpenter
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 8:46:53 AM EDT
mmk & gewehr, I honestly just want to experience "boinking" a chick in a bowler's hat. REALLY!!!!![;)] heh! heh! heh! [:)]
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 8:53:31 AM EDT
Ok, how about this? Anybody want to claim that they've actually Boinked a celebrity? Dead or Alive.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 9:28:35 AM EDT
You guys are too funny. You make me laugh my ass off
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 9:36:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CIB: Alyssa Milano!!!!!!
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She's not dead, thank god! She's a charmed one.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 9:40:22 AM EDT
Dorthy Stratten(Murdered Playmate) Natalie Wood
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 9:43:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mejames: 1. Jane Mansfield 2. Rita Hayworth 3. Princess Di 4. Carolyn Bessette Kennedy 5. Natalie Wood 6. Dana Plato 7. Karen Carpenter
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You lost me with Karen Carpenter. She was more bony alive than most are dead!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 10:10:31 AM EDT
Mmmmmm... Rock Hudson... He's so dreamy. Oh, wait, did I type that out loud? [puke]
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 10:29:46 AM EDT
Donna Reed Vivian Leigh BIGTIME!!!
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 10:41:21 AM EDT
I mean the early Karen Carpenter, before the anorexia.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 11:32:55 AM EDT
Grace Kelly.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 6:52:16 PM EDT
Vivian Leigh?? She was a nut-job and a half. If you are going in that direction why stop there? How about Joan of Arc, Morticia Addams (Carolyn Jones)or Veronica Lake. Now *they* wouldn't just count celing tiles.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 6:59:13 PM EDT
Natalie Wood Lana Turner Veronica Lake MM I like 'em petit and curvey
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 7:00:52 PM EDT
ELVIS
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 7:29:26 PM EDT
I'm somewhat embarrassed to say that this is my first post after lurking for some time. But after purchasing the LEGP (#181), I think I am entitled to express my opinion on this important matter: Has to be Grace Kelly. I rent the Hitchcock movies just to see her.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 8:13:33 PM EDT
Rita Hayworth Jayne Mansfield Natalie Wood (HOT!)
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 8:17:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 8:48:09 PM EDT
Marlene Deitrich.
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 9:03:46 PM EDT
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Maria Ouspenskaya
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 9:13:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/25/2001 9:12:29 PM EDT by critter_FR]
Originally Posted By Crookshanks: Ok, how about this? Anybody want to claim that they've actually Boinked a celebrity? Dead or Alive.
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My first ex wife went on to have a pretty distinguished exotic dancing career, and doing bachelor parties with her girlfriend and a four foot double ended dildo. Does that count? [:)]
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 9:58:02 PM EDT
Isn't boinking dead people against the law?
Link Posted: 5/25/2001 10:11:02 PM EDT
[B]Alec Baldwin[/B]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 7:28:08 AM EDT
I can't believe nobody mentioned Dominique Dunne.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 7:40:36 AM EDT
Bright side of dead celebs is we don`t have to listen to their socialist dogma any further! Case in point: Ted Kennedy should aspire to be more like his brothers, DEAD!
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 3:19:51 PM EDT
Cold Ethel....by refrigerator light. What, no Alice fans around here?
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 3:30:02 PM EDT
[center][size=5][red]Eve![/red][/size=5][/center]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 3:39:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By misterhemi: Ya know you guys could go to [url]www.realdoll.com[/url]
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They don't have any inflatable sheep on their site! What a drag.
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