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Posted: 8/9/2005 8:23:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 8:46:28 AM EDT by Hellhound]
That is what pregnant women do, I know!! But DAYUM!!!



OK, who would still hit it??
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:24:49 AM EDT
..."and as long as I have money, you guys will still act like my friends, right?"

"Yes ma'am!"
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:25:35 AM EDT




I won't lie
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:25:46 AM EDT
So who is her hubby boinkin now?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:25:57 AM EDT

1 month post-partum, some designer speed-based drugs, a couple personal fitness trainers, trip to a transylvanian spa and she'll be back to her skank-a-delic, ho-bag body.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:26:31 AM EDT
Hell yeah, I'd still hit it...just to say I've been there. I've had the hots for Brittney ever since she came on the scene when she was 16....
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:27:00 AM EDT
I never liked her anyways except the famous schoolgirl outfit.................
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:27:05 AM EDT
jessica simpson
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:28:00 AM EDT
I would not hit it. Can't imagine banging a prego chick.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:28:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 8:33:05 AM EDT by leelaw]

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson

Just tell her that she can't try to say anything smart.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:28:58 AM EDT
shit....i didnt even know she was prego...shows how much i pay attention
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:30:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?



BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:32:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Same here.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:32:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



David Koechner, you crazy bastard.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:34:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



ol butter face
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:39:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:41:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.



For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:44:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.



For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?



It wouldn't look masculine with my John Thomas down her.......nevermind .
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:45:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?



BigDozer66



for some reason her top lip(right above the lip)look messed up in every pic i seen of her
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:47:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 8:48:14 AM EDT by Hellhound]
Looks to me like the chick in the yellow bikini to the right of Britney has a bottle of vegetable oil??

Is that the redneck version of sun tan oil??


Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:47:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 8:48:14 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]
So where is the BOTD? I don't see one. (other than Jessica)
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:49:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.



For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?



I agree completely, she's got a nice body and all but she's just ugly.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:49:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
..."and as long as I have money, you guys will still act like my friends, right?"

"Yes ma'am!"





Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:49:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.



For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?



Must just be you!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:50:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
I agree completely, she's got a nice body and all but she's just ugly.



Looks like Dr. Kevorkian went to town with Botox or something...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:50:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:


For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?




There is SOMETHING about Jessica that just doesn't do it for me......


but I'd still hit it
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:51:44 AM EDT


I don't see anything masculine about her?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:52:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:
Looks to me like the chick in the yellow bikini to the right of Britney has a bottle of vegetable oil??
Is that the redneck version of sun tan oil??

its a giant water bottle.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:53:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:

Originally Posted By Hellhound:
Looks to me like the chick in the yellow bikini to the right of Britney has a bottle of vegetable oil??
Is that the redneck version of sun tan oil??

its a giant water bottle.

Kharn



Thanks for ruining the fantasy....
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:53:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:54:14 AM EDT
Whats wrong with you guys? pregnant women need lovin too, you just roll 'em over on their side and take sorta easy..............
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:56:29 AM EDT




Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:56:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 8:57:53 AM EDT by EPOCH96]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
I agree completely, she's got a nice body and all but she's just ugly.



+1, nice body BUT there are tons of women here in Dallas that are more attractive

EPOCH
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:16:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bigthicket:
Whats wrong with you guys? pregnant women need lovin too, you just roll 'em over on their side and take sorta easy..............

And dont dimple the baby's head...

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:25:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.



For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?



Yes, you are ghey
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:28:52 AM EDT
I agree that she's not that hot. Her body is dead on, but her face does nothing for me at all. It never has.

There is something manly about her face, it rubs me the wrong way. But everything else like I said earlier is right on target.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:29:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 9:31:56 AM EDT by LoginName]

Originally Posted By Hellhound:

Originally Posted By Kharn:

Originally Posted By Hellhound:
Looks to me like the chick in the yellow bikini to the right of Britney has a bottle of vegetable oil??
Is that the redneck version of sun tan oil??

its a giant water bottle.

That's not for tanning.




Thanks for ruining the fantasy....



(fixed)... you can have your fantasy back now.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:31:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hd_pancho:
I would not hit it. Can't imagine banging a prego chick.



yea i think that would be pretty nasty
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:33:40 AM EDT
You know, for guys that never get laid because you're on arfcom all the time, you sure are picky
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:34:54 AM EDT
pregnant chicks are hott. I'd hit it!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:36:55 AM EDT
Also, they are very appreciative ........
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:40:15 AM EDT
If Jessica is upset over all of the AR15 commandos who think she's a butterface, I will gladly console her.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:43:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
jessica simpson



Yes?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/dukes_photo13.jpg

BigDozer66



lord, do i hate that mouth. and most of the face too.



For some reason her face looks masculine to me, is it just me or anyone else agree?




I couldn't agree more. FUUUGGGLLLYYYY Face! But I guess I'd still hit it
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:47:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 10:14:53 AM EDT by VoodooChile]

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
tinypic.com/a9xtuw.png






+1

You don't think "Dukes of Hazard" is doing big box office because of Johnny Knoxville do you? Simpson is smoking hot!

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:49:49 AM EDT
I'd take jessica simpson any day.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:55:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 10:57:12 AM EDT by mjrowley]
Jessica has to be the hottest pop star out there IMHO, I just love her!






Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:56:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
So who is her hubby boinkin now?



He left his last woman when she was about to pop...or had she just popped?

Time for him to move on.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:56:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
tinypic.com/a9xtuw.png






+1

You don't think "Dukes of Hazard" is doing big box office because of Johnny Knoxville do you? Simpson is smoking hot!




LOOK AT THEM NIPPLES!!!!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:01:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjrowley:
Jessica has to be the hottest pop star out there IMHO, I just love her!







I know what it is now, she looks like Tom Cruise with blonde hair in that pic.


www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson-m16.jpg
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:21:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By mjrowley:
Jessica has to be the hottest pop star out there IMHO, I just love her!







I know what it is now, she looks like Tom Cruise with blonde hair in that pic.


www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson-m16.jpg





Everybody looks like Tom Cruise with those "Top Gun"sunglasses
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:35:01 AM EDT
Britney in her prime was hotter than Jessica imho:







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