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Posted: 12/3/2007 4:44:33 PM EDT
What were Davy Crockett's last words at the Alamo?

"Where did all these landscapers come from?"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:46:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:47:35 PM EDT
Ah, SHIT
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:48:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
What were Davy Crockett's last words at the Alamo?

"Where did all these landscapers come from?"




or "are we pouring concrete today?"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:49:39 PM EDT
I thought, when he saw all the mexicans advancing, he turned to Bowie and said...."are we pouring concrete today?"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:51:35 PM EDT
Do you know why there were only 5000 Mexican soldiers at the Alamo?



They only had 3 pickup trucks that ran.

Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:53:35 PM EDT
"The Horror, The Horror"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:54:56 PM EDT
"Since when does Taco Bell deliver?"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 4:56:39 PM EDT



Zulus....thousands of them.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 5:03:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:


Zulus....thousands of them.



Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:06:47 PM EDT
Two station wagons?
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:15:19 PM EDT
His last thought was "Beta-mag for a Kentucky Long Rifle", unfortunately he was never able to capitalize on the idea...

Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:16:23 PM EDT
"Doesn't anybody here speak English?"


Oh wait... we're saying that now.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:16:49 PM EDT
You'll never catch me!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:19:54 PM EDT
Waiter I'll have the two tacos, oh and hold the guacamoles.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:22:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/3/2007 6:22:58 PM EDT by Python00]
"I knew we should have increased the number of men on boarder patrol."
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 6:23:44 PM EDT
What was the last thing Davey Crocket said?


"AAAAaahhhhhgggggg!"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:07:32 PM EDT
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:09:47 PM EDT
where all these bricklayers come from?
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:14:43 PM EDT
Oooo. Let me try again.

"EL TOMATOE OUTSIDEO"
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:17:52 PM EDT
I kind of imagine the thing that Davey Crocket said before the Mexican Army showed up was "What's the worst that could happen?"

After they showed up it was likely "Oh."
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:19:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.



Now that's funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:20:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.


your right we don't
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:23:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.


your right we don't


That proves the point about the wisemen...
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:24:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.


QFT!
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:25:23 PM EDT
I love all the Mexican jokes, because, you know, no Tejanos fought for independence.
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:25:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.


That is funny>
Link Posted: 12/3/2007 8:44:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AgHistGrad02:
I love all the Mexican jokes, because, you know, no Tejanos fought for independence.


No love for people of European Spanish ancestry, eh?

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:05:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AgHistGrad02:
I love all the Mexican jokes, because, you know, no Tejanos fought for independence.


Well, if you don't count Jaun Seguin and a few hundred others.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:13:35 AM EDT
This is Bush's fault
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:23:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AgHistGrad02:
I love all the Mexican jokes, because, you know, no Tejanos fought for independence.

They became Texans. They wanted away from Mexico like everyone else.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:30:12 AM EDT
"Do we really need that many landscapers?"
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:36:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hawkeye180:

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.


That is funny>


People in Texas find WUSSconsin governor Doyle really funny.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:46:55 AM EDT
It should have been:

" No Habla EspagnoLLLLLLLL NOOOOO!O!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:47:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/4/2007 5:50:29 AM EDT by bblake00]

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas?


...Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

People in TX do not find that joke funny at all.


your right we don't


Want us to use smaller words and pictures next time?
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:52:50 AM EDT
I'll play.


"Are we getting a new roof?"
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:54:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bitmap:
Do you know why there were only 5000 Mexican soldiers at the Alamo?



They only had 3 pickup trucks that ran.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:54:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
What were Davy Crockett's last words at the Alamo?

"Where did all these landscapers come from?"



Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:15:09 AM EDT
"Damn I thouhgt this was a church, not Home Depot"
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:33:33 AM EDT
Some good ones



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[Last Edit: 12/4/2007 7:45:00 AM EDT by FMJ3]
"I should have voted for Ron Paul"

IBTR
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 11:27:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:

Originally Posted By AgHistGrad02:
I love all the Mexican jokes, because, you know, no Tejanos fought for independence.

They became Texans. They wanted away from Mexico like everyone else.


Exactly. So why all the landscapers bullshit? Bexar county, where the Alamo is, had one of the largest numbers of Tejano supporters of the revolution, and it seems to most than only Anglos fought against Santa Anna. As a native Texan, a Tejano, and someone who studies this stuff, it seems insulting to people like Juan Seguin and Jose Antonio Navarro to classify all "mexicans" as roofers or landscapers.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:26:55 PM EDT
Don't confuse TEXANS with Mexicans



Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:42:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/4/2007 6:44:21 PM EDT by TxGunner]
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Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:44:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AgHistGrad02:

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:

Originally Posted By AgHistGrad02:
I love all the Mexican jokes, because, you know, no Tejanos fought for independence.

They became Texans. They wanted away from Mexico like everyone else.


Exactly. So why all the landscapers bullshit? Bexar county, where the Alamo is, had one of the largest numbers of Tejano supporters of the revolution, and it seems to most than only Anglos fought against Santa Anna. As a native Texan, a Tejano, and someone who studies this stuff, it seems insulting to people like Juan Seguin and Jose Antonio Navarro to classify all "mexicans" as roofers or landscapers.


Oh Christ, here we go. Shut the thread. Close it down. Someone was offended.

Relax, they're only jokes. If you know what you know, noone can tell you differently.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:20:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/4/2007 7:25:59 PM EDT by askani79705]
If this was about Arabs you would gotten a least a warn and probably a few bans by now.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:52:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TxGunner:

Relax, they're only jokes. If you know what you know, noone can tell you differently.


Which is fine, but I think the misconception needs to be corrected. Hell, they named a whole city after Juan Seguin. I get riled up because Seguin and Navarro are native to San Antonio, and the only people that get remembered in the revolution are "Texans" from other states.
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