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Posted: 11/21/2012 2:59:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:00:05 PM EST
Can't see it's ass. How do you know?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:00:17 PM EST
she's only standing about 3 feet back from the table.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:04:15 PM EST
Looks like it shit on the table.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:34:41 PM EST
I want an army of giant turkeys with lasers on their heads
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:35:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Krink:
I want an army of giant turkeys with lasers on their heads


That will cost you ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:36:32 PM EST
meh, women were smaller back then.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:38:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 3:40:18 PM EST by DragoMuseveni]

Originally Posted By Krink:
I want an army of giant turkeys with lasers on their heads

Your army would be unstoppable if it consisted of laser head Emus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month
If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world...They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:53:33 PM EST
This was a big turkey, shot him 2 years ago. Right at 26 lbs and 11 1/2" beard and 1" spurs. I am 5' 11" 195 for comparison.

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