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Posted: 7/19/2010 5:03:20 AM EST
It was 2:30 AM and the room was hot.

I was sleeping peacefully, a fan blowing across the bed.  My hands were tucked behind my head, and I had no shirt on.

The dog, in full stealth mode, decided to sneak upstairs.  She is not allowed upstairs- and she knows it.

The sound of the fan masked any noise she made on entry.  She was able to slink around the side of the bed and get close.

The dog then decided to lick my armpit.

I woke up yelling.  My wife woke up confused.  I leaped out of bed and bumped into a furry mass.  The dog bolted, knocking over the fan and causing no small amount of havoc in her flee to the safety of the downstairs.

By the time I got downstairs she was curled up on her dog bed pretending to be asleep.

I had no idea we had a German Shorthair Ninja.





Link Posted: 7/19/2010 5:12:29 AM EST
[#1]
dogs is crazy
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 8:47:35 AM EST
[#2]
Wax on! Wax off!








Link Posted: 7/19/2010 9:18:22 AM EST
[#3]
our beagle is just as bad, now she has her OWN fan. I would wake up sweating to find her sitting in front of the fan. little bastard
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:21:49 PM EST
[#4]
Sounds like a great dog to me!  
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:53:19 PM EST
[#5]
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 6:31:16 PM EST
[#6]
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 10:56:56 PM EST
[#7]
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 11:16:02 PM EST
[#8]
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Link Posted: 7/20/2010 4:15:40 PM EST
[#9]
Nice!  And the armpit of all places.
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