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Posted: 6/12/2002 1:08:13 PM EDT
That was the [b]funniest[/b] piece I've read in a month.  Thanks man.  (Referring to BOG thread/FBI phone call.)

Link Posted: 6/12/2002 1:11:35 PM EDT
BOG's MOM: Yes, Dear. Go clean your room




Link Posted: 6/12/2002 1:18:37 PM EDT
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Registered: Aug 2001
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Posted - 06/11/2002 :  17:09:50              

I forgot who posted this but I STILL can't stop laughing... so I'll repost it for everyone else.


Agent: Federal Bureau of Investigation, Phoenix Field Office, Special Agent Jones, may I help you?

Caller: I have a machine-gun.

SA Jones: Excuse me?

Caller: I have a machine-gun.

SA Jones: Good morning Blaze.

BOG: Don't you want to come over and see it?

SA Jones: Well, gee Blaze...sure I guess, but we're really busy around here and I don't know if I can make it out there very soon.

BOG: I have TWO machine-guns.

SA Jones: Of course you do Blaze. I believe you.

BOG: I'm not coming in. You guys are going to have to surround me.

SA Jones: Okay Blaze . We'll see if we can't work something up for you.

BOG: This isn't going to be another Waco you know.

SA Jones: Oh, we wouldn't dream of it. We're probably going to have to dig up more info on you before we can try anything. It could take months - maybe even years.

BOG: I can give you the name of all my friends.

SA Jones: Okay, c'mon now. The last time you gave us a friend's name, it was your high school librarian.

BOG: She is my friend.

SA Jones: She must have forgotten you.

BOG: She is just trying to cover for me.

SA Jones: Oh hey - you're probably right. We might have to investigate more.

BOG: I bet I can outshoot you guys.

SA Jones: Look Blaze - we're really busy with all of this terrorism stuff. Don't you suppose that you could call the BATF or something. We really need to be focusing on other things.

BOG: They won't take my calls anymore.

SA Jones: Have you stopped taking your medication again?

BOG: I want to talk about my machine-guns.

SA Jones: We really can't right now. Like I said, we're really swamped now and I...

BOG: Can I be a Special Agent?

SA Jones: We've talked about this before.

BOG: I posted again on AR15.com.

SA Jones: Well, good for you. I'm glad to see that you've found an outlet.

BOG: They all make fun of me there.

SA Jones: I'm sure that they are just jealous.

BOG: That's what my Mom says.

SA Jones: Well look - time is flying and I REALLY do need to go.

BOG: Aren't you going to read my posts?

SA Jones: Sure I will. I'll try and get to it sometime tonight.

BOG: Okay - hey, don't break down my door between ten and eleven in the morning. That's when I watch Rosie. She's my friend.

SA Jones: Okay, nothing between ten and eleven. I got it right here. Bye Blaze.

BOG: MOM!! The FBI said that they're coming to question us REAL soon.

BOG's Mother: Of course they are Honey. Now go pick up your room.

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by a**holes!!"
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