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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:56:52 PM EST
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 2:57:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 2:57:41 PM EST by DigDug]
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 2:58:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.


Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 2:58:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 2:59:15 PM EST by Pain]
She wants JR.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 2:58:55 PM EST
lol
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 2:59:19 PM EST
She isn't a good driver.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 2:59:38 PM EST
Id hit it.

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:00:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:00:45 PM EST
I figure she must be on a permanent period. To be that bitchy ALL the time, there has to be a reason.


Never trust anything that bleeds for five days a month and doesn't die!


Now take that up to every day per month, and things get REALLY creepy.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.

FPNI
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:31 PM EST
I'm too young for her- only 33.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?


Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:44 PM EST


I don't give a shit about her driving skills. She is hot!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
She isn't a good driver.


Do you k ow a female who is?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:02:34 PM EST
Glad you all don't want her.
I'll take her.
She might crash once in a while but I'll bet she drives better than 99% of GD.....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:02:54 PM EST
She's got hairy gorilla arms.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:02:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
She isn't a good driver.

with anger management issues, i bet she stopped having sex too.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:04:11 PM EST
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:05:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:05:34 PM EST
as long as I do the driving I think we will be fine.

cause she crashes alot
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:06:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.


Bout sums up why some women (but not all) shouldn't drive.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:06:41 PM EST
I would give her a test drive.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:07:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50

Is 30 the new 50?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:08:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50

Watch'u talkin about Willis?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:11:58 PM EST
I would rear end her. Hard.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:13:25 PM EST
Dibs
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:13:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:14:45 PM EST
Definitely need to own a body shop to date her
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:14:53 PM EST
Everybody is saying she crashes but all of the Sprint Cup races I've seen her in this season, it was someone else running her into the wall.

I'd still hit it.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:15:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Der_Hans:
I would rear end her. Hard.

Yup. With my tongue, and weiner.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:15:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?


I will plow her. What is her number? I need to text her some smiley faces.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:15:57 PM EST
She's only 30?

I thought she was at least ten years older than that.

Still hot enough though.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:16:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.





She's also a big fan of leaving good decisions up to the government, so it'd be interesting to try to convert her.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:17:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By byron2112:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.


There's nothing wrong with her boobs.

Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:18:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By substandard:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50

Watch'u talkin about Willis?

I had their ages reversed.

That's what I figured, but by the law of GD I couldn't let it slip by without making a comment....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:20:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?


I will plow her. What is her number? I need to text her some smiley faces.


Dale Jr. posts her cell phone number on those Nationwide Insurance commercials.......

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:22:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Der_Hans:
Originally Posted By byron2112:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.


There's nothing wrong with her boobs.


Her not being in possession of a pair is a problem for me...

Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.


Particularly because I'd have to put up with her shit.

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:22:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 3:24:04 PM EST by Pain]
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
She isn't a good driver.

with anger management issues, i bet she stopped having sex too.


She's sex-less guaranteed. If she got knocked up she can't drive, or make money
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:24:10 PM EST
no lips wtf
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:25:58 PM EST
No, pointy elbows is the problem

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
She's got hairy gorilla arms.


Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:28:45 PM EST
I've met her. She is a bit of a bitch but I would do unspeakable acts to her

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.





She's also a big fan of leaving good decisions up to the government, so it'd be interesting to try to convert her.


Another lib.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By byron2112:
Originally Posted By Der_Hans:
Originally Posted By byron2112:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.


There's nothing wrong with her boobs.


Her not being in possession of a pair is a problem for me...

Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.


Particularly because I'd have to put up with her shit.



She has a pair. Just remember they might not be big, but they'll still be perky when shes old!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 3:31:00 PM EST by corymc]

Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?


I will plow her. What is her number? I need to text her some smiley faces.

Bitches love smiley faces.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:33 PM EST
Do want!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:30:01 PM EST
She is all over me.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:30:55 PM EST
No thanks, do not want.

She'll end up selling used cars at some dealership like most other washed up sports figures do.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:32:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By SPECTRE:
No thanks, do not want.

She'll end up selling used cars at some dealership like most other washed up sports figures do.


She will do a porno first, I'd figure....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:34:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:36:13 PM EST
Hey I'm 47 !!!


maybe that's not good thing for her though
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