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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:56:52 PM EDT
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years.  He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:57:24 PM EDT
[#1]
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:58:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.


Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:58:49 PM EDT
[#3]
She wants JR.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:58:55 PM EDT
[#4]
lol
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:59:19 PM EDT
[#5]
She isn't a good driver.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 3:59:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Id hit it.




 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:00:26 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:00:45 PM EDT
[#8]
I figure she must be on a permanent period.   To be that bitchy ALL the time, there has to be a reason.





Never trust anything that bleeds for five days a month and doesn't die!





Now take that up to every day per month, and things get REALLY creepy.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:01:20 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.



No thanks.


FPNI



 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:01:31 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm too young for her- only 33.  
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:01:38 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years.  He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?


Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:01:44 PM EDT
[#12]


I don't give a shit about her driving skills. She is hot!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:01:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
She isn't a good driver.


Do you k ow a female who is?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:02:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Glad you all don't want her.
I'll take her.
She might crash once in a while but I'll bet she drives better than 99% of GD.....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:02:54 PM EDT
[#15]
She's got hairy gorilla arms.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:02:57 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


She isn't a good driver.


with anger management issues, i bet she stopped having sex too.

 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:04:11 PM EDT
[#17]
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:05:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:05:34 PM EDT
[#19]
as long as I do the driving I think we will be fine.

cause she crashes alot
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:06:18 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.


Bout sums up why some women (but not all) shouldn't drive.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:06:41 PM EDT
[#21]
I would give her a test drive.
 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:07:30 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50


Is 30 the new 50?



 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:08:56 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50


Watch'u talkin about Willis?



 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:11:58 PM EDT
[#24]
I would rear end her.  Hard.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:13:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Dibs
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:13:29 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:14:45 PM EDT
[#27]
Definitely need to own a body shop to date her
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:14:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Everybody is saying she crashes but all of the Sprint Cup races I've seen her in this season, it was someone else running her into the wall.

I'd still hit it.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:15:20 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


I would rear end her.  Hard.


  Yup. With my  tongue,  and weiner.



 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:15:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years.  He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?


I will plow her.  What is her number?  I need to text her some smiley faces.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:15:57 PM EDT
[#31]
She's only 30?

I thought she was at least ten years older than that.

Still hot enough though.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:16:00 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.





She's also a big fan of leaving good decisions up to the government, so it'd be interesting to try to convert her.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:17:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.


There's nothing wrong with her boobs.

Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:18:27 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:

boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50


Watch'u talkin about Willis?

 


I had their ages reversed.  


That's what I figured, but by the law of GD I couldn't let it slip by without making a comment....



 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:20:46 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Divorce Story

She's divorcing her husband of 7 years.  He was 47, she's 30.

Any takers?


I will plow her.  What is her number?  I need to text her some smiley faces.


Dale Jr. posts her cell phone number on those Nationwide Insurance commercials.......

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:22:33 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.


There's nothing wrong with her boobs.


Her not being in possession of a pair is a problem for me...

Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.


Particularly because I'd have to put up with her shit.

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:22:53 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

Quoted:
She isn't a good driver.

with anger management issues, i bet she stopped having sex too.  


She's sex-less guaranteed. If she got knocked up she can't drive, or make money
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:24:10 PM EDT
[#38]
no lips wtf
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:25:58 PM EDT
[#39]
No, pointy elbows is the problem

Quoted:
She's got hairy gorilla arms.


Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:28:45 PM EDT
[#40]
I've met her. She is a bit of a bitch but I would do unspeakable acts to her

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:29:15 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.

No thanks.





She's also a big fan of leaving good decisions up to the government, so it'd be interesting to try to convert her.


Another lib.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:29:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.


There's nothing wrong with her boobs.


Her not being in possession of a pair is a problem for me...

Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.


Particularly because I'd have to put up with her shit.



She has a pair.  Just remember they might not be big, but they'll still be perky when shes old!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:29:29 PM EDT
[#43]





Quoted:





Quoted:


Divorce Story





She's divorcing her husband of 7 years.  He was 47, she's 30.





Any takers?






I will plow her.  What is her number?  I need to text her some smiley faces.



Bitches love smiley faces.





 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:29:29 PM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:29:33 PM EDT
[#45]
Do want!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:30:01 PM EDT
[#46]
She is all over me.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:30:55 PM EDT
[#47]
No thanks, do not want.

She'll end up selling used cars at some dealership like most other washed up sports figures do.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:32:44 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
No thanks, do not want.

She'll end up selling used cars at some dealership like most other washed up sports figures do.


She will do a porno first, I'd figure....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:34:20 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 4:36:13 PM EDT
[#50]
Hey I'm 47 !!!


maybe that's not good thing for her though
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