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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:57:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 2:57:41 PM EST by DigDug]
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car.
No thanks. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:58:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car. No thanks. Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:58:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 2:59:15 PM EST by Pain]
She wants JR.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:58:55 PM EST
lol
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:59:19 PM EST
She isn't a good driver.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:59:38 PM EST
Id hit it.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:00:26 PM EST
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:00:45 PM EST
I figure she must be on a permanent period. To be that bitchy ALL the time, there has to be a reason.
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days a month and doesn't die! Now take that up to every day per month, and things get REALLY creepy. 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By DigDug: She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car. No thanks. FPNI |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:31 PM EST
I'm too young for her- only 33.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Divorce Story She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30. Any takers? 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:44 PM EST
I don't give a shit about her driving skills. She is hot! |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:01:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
She isn't a good driver. Do you k ow a female who is? |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:02:34 PM EST
Glad you all don't want her.
I'll take her. She might crash once in a while but I'll bet she drives better than 99% of GD..... 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:02:54 PM EST
She's got hairy gorilla arms.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:02:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By cableguy221: She isn't a good driver. with anger management issues, i bet she stopped having sex too. |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:04:11 PM EST
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:05:02 PM EST
boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:05:34 PM EST
as long as I do the driving I think we will be fine.
cause she crashes alot |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:06:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car. No thanks. Bout sums up why some women (but not all) shouldn't drive.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:06:41 PM EST
I would give her a test drive.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:07:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless: boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50 Is 30 the new 50? |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:08:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless: boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50 Watch'u talkin about Willis? |
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USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:11:58 PM EST
I would rear end her. Hard.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:13:25 PM EST
Dibs
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:13:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By substandard: Originally Posted By Aimless: boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50 Watch'u talkin about Willis?I had their ages reversed. 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:14:45 PM EST
Definitely need to own a body shop to date her
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:14:53 PM EST
Everybody is saying she crashes but all of the Sprint Cup races I've seen her in this season, it was someone else running her into the wall.
I'd still hit it. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:15:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By Der_Hans: I would rear end her. Hard. Yup. With my tongue, and weiner. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:15:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Divorce Story She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30. Any takers? I will plow her. What is her number? I need to text her some smiley faces. |
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MI, USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:15:57 PM EST
She's only 30?
I thought she was at least ten years older than that. Still hot enough though.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:16:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car. No thanks. 
She's also a big fan of leaving good decisions up to the government, so it'd be interesting to try to convert her. |
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USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:17:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By byron2112:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass. There's nothing wrong with her boobs. Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:18:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless: Originally Posted By substandard: Originally Posted By Aimless: boy putting her name in google images wouldn't give you the impression she's almost 50 Watch'u talkin about Willis?I had their ages reversed. That's what I figured, but by the law of GD I couldn't let it slip by without making a comment.... |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:20:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Divorce Story She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30. Any takers? I will plow her. What is her number? I need to text her some smiley faces. Dale Jr. posts her cell phone number on those Nationwide Insurance commercials.......
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WA, USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:22:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Der_Hans:
Originally Posted By byron2112:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass. There's nothing wrong with her boobs. Her not being in possession of a pair is a problem for me... Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.
Particularly because I'd have to put up with her shit. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:22:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 3:24:04 PM EST by Pain]
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
She isn't a good driver. with anger management issues, i bet she stopped having sex too. She's sex-less guaranteed. If she got knocked up she can't drive, or make money |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:24:10 PM EST
no lips wtf
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:25:58 PM EST
No, pointy elbows is the problem
Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
She's got hairy gorilla arms. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:28:45 PM EST
I've met her. She is a bit of a bitch but I would do unspeakable acts to her
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By DigDug:
She'd go to the grocery store and trash your car. No thanks.
She's also a big fan of leaving good decisions up to the government, so it'd be interesting to try to convert her. Another lib. 
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USA
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By byron2112:
Originally Posted By Der_Hans:
Originally Posted By byron2112:
She seems like a bitch on wheels(no pun intended) which doesn't seem like much fun... so unless she procured the finest boob job money can buy and agreed to a prenup giving me half, I think I'd pass. There's nothing wrong with her boobs. Her not being in possession of a pair is a problem for me... Maybe she should be first in line if they ever invent a personality transplant though.
Particularly because I'd have to put up with her shit. She has a pair. Just remember they might not be big, but they'll still be perky when shes old! |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2012 3:31:00 PM EST by corymc]
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards: Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez: Divorce Story She's divorcing her husband of 7 years. He was 47, she's 30. Any takers? I will plow her. What is her number? I need to text her some smiley faces. Bitches love smiley faces. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:29 PM EST
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:29:33 PM EST
Do want!
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:30:01 PM EST
She is all over me.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:30:55 PM EST
No thanks, do not want.
She'll end up selling used cars at some dealership like most other washed up sports figures do. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:32:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By SPECTRE:
No thanks, do not want. She'll end up selling used cars at some dealership like most other washed up sports figures do. She will do a porno first, I'd figure.... |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:34:20 PM EST
I met saw her at a race once... Her and Tony Kanaan.
She is a complete bitch. Tony was awesome, posed for pictures, sat down and ate lunch with a group of us. She came out of her trailer for a whopping 5min, was all scowls, no pictures, barely talked. Fuck her. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:36:13 PM EST
Hey I'm 47 !!!
maybe that's not good thing for her though
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