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Posted: 5/22/2002 1:22:43 PM EDT
So I went to the hospital cafeteria today to grab a quick bite and they had this new drink from Coke, Vanilla Coca-Cola. Being an adventurous sort I had one. Ya know that cheap vanilla smelling perfume that preteen girls wear? It sorta smelled like that. Then I had a taste. Ya know those "feminine hygiene" sprays that smell sorta like vanilla? It tasted almost exactly like that. Then I started thinking wht it was those "hygiene" sprays are supposed to cover the smell of and I started to not want to finish that Coke. Then I started thinking about how Coke is used in the 3rd world as a spermicidal douche and that was it, I couldn't finish. I could not get away from the idea that I was drinking a spermicidal douch for nasty.....I predict a short life for vanilla flavored Coke.
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:25:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:26:52 PM EDT
[#2]
vanilla coke.... WTF?????
what state are you in?, i have not heard of this at all.
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:26:55 PM EDT
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Ya know those "feminine hygiene" sprays that smell sorta like vanilla? It tasted almost exactly like that.
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I can honestly say that I've never smelled or tasted such products.
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:31:46 PM EDT
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'Vanilla' coke was real popular back in the halcyon days of my youth in West Texas.

Just about any soda fountain could mix one up for you!

A nickel. That's right, my young friend, a mere $0.05!

There was also a drink called a 'Suicide' Coke, which was a fountain drink containing every additive, including chocolate, in the soda jerk's dispensary.

You [u]do[/u] know what or who a 'soda jerk' is, right?

Eric The(ThoseWereTheDays,ImagineMarketingA'Suicid­e'CokeTheseDays!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:35:19 PM EDT
[#5]
shit eric, you must be older than dinosaur shit,
"soda jerk" , wow.

just kidding, man. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:37:47 PM EDT
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Don't drink Vanilla Coke Will Robinson!
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Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:45:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/22/2002 1:47:09 PM EDT
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Ya know those "feminine hygiene" sprays that smell sorta like vanilla? It tasted almost exactly like that. Then I started thinking wht it was those "hygiene" sprays are supposed to cover the smell of and I started to not want to finish that Coke. Then I started thinking about how Coke is used in the 3rd world as a spermicidal douche and that was it, I couldn't finish. I could not get away from the idea that I was drinking a spermicidal douch for nasty.....I predict a short life for vanilla flavored Coke.
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Did the cafeteria lady speak English?  Maybe she thought you were asking for a "Vagina Coke."  [:P]
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 2:14:18 PM EDT
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There was also a drink called a 'Suicide' Coke, which was a fountain drink containing every additive, including chocolate, in the soda jerk's dispensary.

You [u]do[/u] know what or who a 'soda jerk' is, right?

Eric The(ThoseWereTheDays,ImagineMarketingA'Suicid­e'CokeTheseDays!)Hun[>]:)]
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man i only 20 and i remember suicide coke and what a Soda jerk is! there was a ice cream palor near my old house in kalifonria way back in the day when i was like 5 that still had a old fashinod soda Fountain. man that place was cool
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 2:16:04 PM EDT
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Ya know those "feminine hygiene" sprays that smell sorta like vanilla? It tasted almost exactly like that.
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I can honestly say that I've never smelled or tasted such products.
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You need to date more strippers. I am in CT right now. I assume it is being test marketed in New England.
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 2:21:39 PM EDT
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I believe Vincent has a Vanilla Coke at the diner with Mia Wallace in "Pulp Fiction."

Thanks to the above description, I think I will stay away.
Link Posted: 5/22/2002 2:24:02 PM EDT
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You need to date more strippers.
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NO, you need to tell them to wash up before you put on your snorkle.  [0j]
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