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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:45:12 AM EDT
I was getting hungry so I decided to make a nice plain PB&J sandwich. I got the Skippy (Chunky of course  ) and the jam, the I went for the Wonder Jumbo White "Big" Loaf.Oh no!!! Only one slice left!! I started to panic. But then I realized....I live in modern day suburbia! I got neighbors I can So I went next door to see Ms. Swan figuring a single middle-aged woman would have extra. But she only had something called a "croissant" and that didn't sound right. I mean, now matter who you slice the "croissant" you can never get the two pieces to fit right. Ya' know? So I went over to Mr. Jones' house. But Tyrone only had wheat bread. Which I like and don't have a problem with...I just don't think that wheat bread and PB&J should mix. Now what I mean? So I went and saw some rich asshat named J_Kerry to see if he could help me out. He offered me a nice French roll....but when I reached for it he took it back.... Old Mrs Schwartz saw me and offer a loaf of Rye. I took one look at that dry lifeless "dough" and politely declined. So...looks like I am going hungry..... Oh well. Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:46:38 AM EDT
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I am on it Sarge... I will take the next flight out. Be there in 4 hours.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:50:15 AM EDT
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why are you eating PB&J at 8:45 in the morning?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:54:58 AM EDT
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Because they go great with Coors Light! 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:58:12 AM EDT
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Whaddya need bread for?
Spoon in peanut butter. Eat peanut butter. Spoon in jelly. Eat jelly. Repeat until done. If you want to be hygenic, Spoon in peanut butter. Eat peanut butter. Get clean spoon. Spoon in jelly. Eat jelly. Get clean spoon. Spoon in peanut butter. Eat peanut butter. Get clean spoon. Spoon in jelly. Eat jelly. Repeat until out of clean spoons. Bsikr322 |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:06:13 AM EDT
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Thanks...but this is more of a job for a W.A.S.P.... Catholics are too "Multi-grain" KWIM? SGatr15 |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:07:53 AM EDT
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Have you tried PB and ....pie???
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:08:39 AM EDT
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you're a very strange man.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:14:30 AM EDT
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thanks for the ideal i was getting hungry
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:25:24 AM EDT
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Crumby thread. TRG |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:25:54 AM EDT
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DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:30:12 AM EDT
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and it was good too!may have to go and make another one! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:31:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:31:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:33:08 AM EDT
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9 Grains bread for PB&J is the best!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:37:03 AM EDT
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Follow emergency procedure as follows:
1. Put PB on one half of one side of the slice. 2. Put jelly on the other half (Make sure it's the same side!! You'll just have a mess if you screw it up.) 3. Take bread and carefully fold in half along the dividing line between the PB and the J. Fold bread closed so that the PB and J are INSIDE the fold. You'll have a mess if you fold it over the other way. Eat half-sandwich. This should stave off hunger and starvation long enough to get you to an approved emergency resupply center (codename 7-11). Good luck!! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:40:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:48:08 AM EDT
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Ever try PB&J on crackers? Damn my grandmother use to make them for me every friday night. If you have crackers Sarge, all is not lost....
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:56:27 AM EDT
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Mwahaha!  BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:57:28 AM EDT
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mmmmm taste good!
 better run to the store or find some crackers! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 10:32:33 AM EDT
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Great and I just bought a $1000 non-refundable plane ticket to where ever it is that you live. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 10:40:06 AM EDT
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yup |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:48:48 PM EDT
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Isn't Sara Lee an anti-gun corporation?  Correct me if I'm wrong.-YJ |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:11:51 PM EDT
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i don't know if they are or not.but if i bought everything based on policital stuff ,i would be living out under a tree some where.
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Posted: 9/28/2004 2:11:48 PM EDT
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It does make life more complicated.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 10:32:06 PM EDT
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btt
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Posted: 10/1/2004 10:35:37 PM EDT
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Still hungry Sarge? I'm right down the road. But all I've got is Roman Meal.
Hey, remember that bread that had the extra butter in the slice down the middle? That was some good eating... |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 10:38:08 PM EDT
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Should have gotten that bread machine, that way in 3 ohurs or so you would have bread.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 10:41:28 PM EDT
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Hey...want go on a midnight run? SGatr15 |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 11:09:42 PM EDT
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Its 12:09. Too late?
Where to? Only puny mortals need sleep |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 11:16:10 PM EDT
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PB&J's are good :)
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Posted: 10/1/2004 11:21:43 PM EDT
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The next time you pray and come to the line, “Give this day our daily bread”, you will Finally understand that He was Not talking about the green, folding variety.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 11:23:28 PM EDT
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Damnit....I wish I'd seen this one before I just ate 3 pb&j sandwiches (thats breakfast, lunch, and dinner all combined into one meal, which is all i'm probably going to eat today).
I'd have posted a pic of it!
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Posted: 10/2/2004 12:08:43 PM EDT
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Do you have White Hen Pantry where you live, they have good bread
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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:48:17 AM EDT
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I guess your other post, about her cheating on you, means you got bread again?
TRG |
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