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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:45:12 AM EST




I was getting hungry so I decided to make a nice plain PB&J sandwich. I got the Skippy (Chunky of course) and the jam, the I went for the Wonder Jumbo White "Big" Loaf.

Oh no!!!

Only one slice left!!


I started to panic. But then I realized....I live in modern day suburbia! I got neighbors I can beg borrow from!


So I went next door to see Ms. Swan figuring a single middle-aged woman would have extra. But she only had something called a "croissant" and that didn't sound right. I mean, now matter who you slice the "croissant" you can never get the two pieces to fit right. Ya' know?



So I went over to Mr. Jones' house. But Tyrone only had wheat bread. Which I like and don't have a problem with...I just don't think that wheat bread and PB&J should mix. Now what I mean?


So I went and saw some rich asshat named J_Kerry to see if he could help me out. He offered me a nice French roll....but when I reached for it he took it back....

Old Mrs Schwartz saw me and offer a loaf of Rye. I took one look at that dry lifeless "dough" and politely declined.



So...looks like I am going hungry.....


Oh well.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:46:38 AM EST
I am on it Sarge... I will take the next flight out. Be there in 4 hours.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:50:15 AM EST
why are you eating PB&J at 8:45 in the morning?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:54:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
why are you eating PB&J at 8:45 in the morning?



Because they go great with Coors Light!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:58:12 AM EST
Whaddya need bread for?

Spoon in peanut butter.
Eat peanut butter.
Spoon in jelly.
Eat jelly.
Repeat until done.

If you want to be hygenic,

Spoon in peanut butter.
Eat peanut butter.
Get clean spoon.
Spoon in jelly.
Eat jelly.
Get clean spoon.
Spoon in peanut butter.
Eat peanut butter.
Get clean spoon.
Spoon in jelly.
Eat jelly.
Repeat until out of clean spoons.

Bsikr322

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:06:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I am on it Sarge... I will take the next flight out. Be there in 4 hours.




Thanks...but this is more of a job for a W.A.S.P....


Catholics are too "Multi-grain" KWIM?


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:07:53 AM EST
Have you tried PB and ....pie???
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:08:39 AM EST
you're a very strange man.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:14:30 AM EST
thanks for the ideal i was getting hungry
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:25:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:25:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By hanau:
thanks for the ideal i was getting hungry
home.triad.rr.com/shutupandpost/PICT00021.JPG



DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:30:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By hanau:
thanks for the ideal i was getting hungry
home.triad.rr.com/shutupandpost/PICT00021.JPG



DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


and it was good too!may have to go and make another one!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:31:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By hanau:
thanks for the ideal i was getting hungry
home.triad.rr.com/shutupandpost/PICT00021.JPG



DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!




Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:31:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Dang!...I ran out of bread.





Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:33:08 AM EST
9 Grains bread for PB&J is the best!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:37:03 AM EST
Follow emergency procedure as follows:

1. Put PB on one half of one side of the slice.
2. Put jelly on the other half (Make sure it's the same side!! You'll just have a mess if you screw it up.)
3. Take bread and carefully fold in half along the dividing line between the PB and the J. Fold bread closed so that the PB and J are INSIDE the fold. You'll have a mess if you fold it over the other way.

Eat half-sandwich. This should stave off hunger and starvation long enough to get you to an approved emergency resupply center (codename 7-11).

Good luck!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:40:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By hanau:
thanks for the ideal i was getting hungry
home.triad.rr.com/shutupandpost/PICT00021.JPG



Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:48:08 AM EST
Ever try PB&J on crackers? Damn my grandmother use to make them for me every friday night. If you have crackers Sarge, all is not lost....
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:56:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By hanau:
thanks for the ideal i was getting hungry
home.triad.rr.com/shutupandpost/PICT00021.JPG



DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!




Mwahaha!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:57:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 7:58:22 AM EST by hanau]
mmmmm taste good!


better run to the store or find some crackers!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:32:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I am on it Sarge... I will take the next flight out. Be there in 4 hours.




Thanks...but this is more of a job for a W.A.S.P....


Catholics are too "Multi-grain" KWIM?


SGatr15



Great and I just bought a $1000 non-refundable plane ticket to where ever it is that you live.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:40:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
why are you eating PB&J at 8:45 in the morning?



Because they go great with Coors Light!




yup
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:48:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By hanau:
mmmmm taste good!
home.triad.rr.com/shutupandpost/PICT0003.JPG

better run to the store or find some crackers!



Isn't Sara Lee an anti-gun corporation? Correct me if I'm wrong.

-YJ
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:11:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 7:12:27 PM EST by hanau]
i don't know if they are or not.but if i bought everything based on policital stuff ,i would be living out under a tree some where.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 1:11:48 PM EST
It does make life more complicated.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:32:06 PM EST
btt
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:35:37 PM EST
Still hungry Sarge? I'm right down the road. But all I've got is Roman Meal.

Hey, remember that bread that had the extra butter in the slice down the middle? That was some good eating...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:38:08 PM EST
Should have gotten that bread machine, that way in 3 ohurs or so you would have bread.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:41:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
Still hungry Sarge? I'm right down the road. But all I've got is Roman Meal.

Hey, remember that bread that had the extra butter in the slice down the middle? That was some good eating...




Hey...want go on a midnight run?


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:09:42 PM EST
Its 12:09. Too late?

Where to?

Only puny mortals need sleep
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:16:10 PM EST
PB&J's are good :)

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:21:43 PM EST
The next time you pray and come to the line, “Give this day our daily bread”, you will Finally understand that He was Not talking about the green, folding variety.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 10:23:28 PM EST
Damnit....I wish I'd seen this one before I just ate 3 pb&j sandwiches (thats breakfast, lunch, and dinner all combined into one meal, which is all i'm probably going to eat today).

I'd have posted a pic of it!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:08:43 AM EST
Do you have White Hen Pantry where you live, they have good bread
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:48:17 AM EST
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