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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:44:04 PM EDT
squatting like a Slav.



I've got too much time and effort invested to justify ejecting but damned if she's not getting an Adidas track suit and a flat cap for her next birthday.

Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:44:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:45:27 PM EDT
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Squatting, it's squatting, man!
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:45:28 PM EDT
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i don't get it?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:45:53 PM EDT
[#4]
vurt der furk?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:46:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:46:05 PM EDT
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Should have made a loud as hell farting sound
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:47:32 PM EDT
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Really? You're on the internet and are unfamiliar with the Slav Squat?  That must really rustle your jimmies.

Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:48:37 PM EDT
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Isn't swatting when you call 911?  
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:48:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:50:55 PM EDT
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Wife is asian so I get asian squatting
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:51:12 PM EDT
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squatting like a Slav.
<a href="http://s260.photobucket.com/user/grumpycoconut/media/IMG_4988_zps2lph1db6.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii8/grumpycoconut/IMG_4988_zps2lph1db6.jpg</a>


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She'd be normal in Asia.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:53:10 PM EDT
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If she was on her knees I'd bet there'd be a joke in there somewhere....
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:53:27 PM EDT
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squatting like a Slav.

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii8/grumpycoconut/IMG_4988_zps2lph1db6.jpg





I've got too much time and effort invested to justify ejecting but damned if she's not getting an Adidas track suit and a flat cap for her next birthday.



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There's even a perfectly good chair behind the horse too
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:55:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:58:39 PM EDT
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I need a Puma tracksuit and some unfiltered smokes right now.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:59:25 PM EDT
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That's the horse's chair.  Humans on this side of the tape, horses on that side.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:04:33 PM EDT
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I'd be more worried about the horse
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:08:07 PM EDT
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She's being submissive... you are a lucky man......  time to shop for some latex cloths for the misses  
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:08:26 PM EDT
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I am familiar with the asian squat, but not the slav squat.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:10:34 PM EDT
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We called it the Kimchi Squat when I was in Korea.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:14:12 PM EDT
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What the actual fuck
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:15:31 PM EDT
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It's some bizarre cultural thing.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/slavs-squatting/
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:16:02 PM EDT
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Further proof that the Slavs aren't really European.  
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:19:16 PM EDT
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Chick on the right is kinda pretty.
Dude on the left reminds me of that guy who just shot up that church full of black folks.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:21:08 PM EDT
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Chicken gives zero fucks.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:21:28 PM EDT
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Except that she isn't squatting flatfooted.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:21:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:22:08 PM EDT
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OP your wife might be KGB

Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:23:03 PM EDT
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http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/slavs-squatting/
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What the actual fuck



It's some bizarre cultural thing.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/slavs-squatting/



guy looks dead



Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:23:56 PM EDT
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Toddlers do this a lot.

It's probably good for you to be able to sit that way comfortably.

Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:24:16 PM EDT
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Next thing you know she'll be buying XDs behind your back.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:27:40 PM EDT
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Slav lean?

Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:28:46 PM EDT
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Yeah, really - I didn't know Gollum was a comb-over man. And he smokes, too. Go figure.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:28:57 PM EDT
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I must not internet enough.  Had no idea this was a thing.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:29:58 PM EDT
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Premium.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:32:43 PM EDT
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That's just a physical way of resisting the need to poop. Like a trash truck compressing garbage.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:32:58 PM EDT
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That's the horse's chair.  Humans on this side of the tape, horses on that side.




 
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:34:07 PM EDT
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I'm lost...
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:38:04 PM EDT
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Horse chicks are weird anyways.....
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:38:47 PM EDT
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QFT.  I have the divorce bills from the first marriage to back that statement up.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:40:29 PM EDT
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Makes me want to run out and buy an XD.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:41:31 PM EDT
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LOL I love the dress shoes with the Adidas track pants

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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:42:24 PM EDT
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man id love a track suit.. Id rock the shit out of that..
Link Posted: 7/1/2015 1:22:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/1/2015 1:28:16 AM EDT
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This thread makes my knees hurt.
Link Posted: 7/1/2015 1:32:36 AM EDT
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Third world poop squat.
Link Posted: 7/1/2015 1:39:23 AM EDT
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I only slav squat when I'm out backpacking.
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