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Posted: 11/21/2012 1:30:42 PM EDT


My new Russian Tokarev pistol has not arrived.  I looked at the Canada Post website and my pistol is allegedly "out for delivery".

I'm waiting and waiting.  Fuck those rotten Canada Post bastards.


Good old comrade Stalin would have sent them to the gulag.  This waiting is killing me.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:33:17 PM EDT
[#1]
Someone is finger fucking it as we speak.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:36:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Someone is finger fucking it as we speak.



That's what I'm afraid of.

Maybe they are even boiling it
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:36:54 PM EDT
[#3]
You purposely ordered a Tokerav?

I have one that was converted to 9mm...I consider it my "last ditch" disaster gun





Speed


 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:38:19 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
You purposely ordered a Tokerav?
I have one that was converted to 9mm...I consider it my "last ditch" disaster gun


Speed
 



It is a real World War 2 vintage Soviet Tokarev new and in the grease with a holster and an extra magazine.  All for 199 bucks

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:39:59 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:



Quoted:

You purposely ordered a Tokerav?

I have one that was converted to 9mm...I consider it my "last ditch" disaster gun





Speed

 






It is a real World War 2 vintage Soviet Tokarev new and in the grease with a holster and an extra magazine.  All for 199 bucks





That's cool man, I was just busting your balls

I got mine in a trade years ago; it goes bang.





Speed



 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:43:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
You purposely ordered a Tokerav?
I have one that was converted to 9mm...I consider it my "last ditch" disaster gun


Speed
 



It is a real World War 2 vintage Soviet Tokarev new and in the grease with a holster and an extra magazine.  All for 199 bucks


That's cool man, I was just busting your balls
I got mine in a trade years ago; it goes bang.


Speed
 



In that case comrade, no offence taken.  I bought it to commemorate Chairman Obama's glorious victory and the triumph of Amerika's proletariat.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:43:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
You purposely ordered a Tokerav?
I have one that was converted to 9mm...I consider it my "last ditch" disaster gun


Speed
 



Y'gotta understand... Up here Tapco and Keltec are actually considered tier one.

I think it's because of the metric system.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:45:10 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

You purposely ordered a Tokerav?

I have one that was converted to 9mm...I consider it my "last ditch" disaster gun





Speed

 






It is a real World War 2 vintage Soviet Tokarev new and in the grease with a holster and an extra magazine.  All for 199 bucks





That's cool man, I was just busting your balls

I got mine in a trade years ago; it goes bang.





Speed

 






In that case comrade, no offence taken.  I bought it to commemorate Chairman Obama's glorious victory and the triumph of Amerika's proletariat.





Lol.

I've never shot a normal 7.62x25 version. I'm guessing it's more interesting than the converted 9mm I have.





Speed



 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 1:45:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You purposely ordered a Tokerav?
I have one that was converted to 9mm...I consider it my "last ditch" disaster gun


Speed
 



Y'gotta understand... Up here Tapco and Keltec are actually considered tier one.

I think it's because of the metric system.



Propaganda.  Tapco and Keltec are both confirmed enemies of the people.  They are corrupt capitalist stooges.

But the Tokerev is a solid all steel pistol of the workers.




Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:46:59 PM EDT
[#10]


Those counter-revolutionary reactionaries still have my pistol...


This is too much.  I am going to complain to my local commissar.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 10:05:18 AM EDT
[#11]



I just checked the Canada Post website.  It says that they tried to deliver my pistol.  But it's not true.  No delivery notice was ever delivered.  

I am one disillusioned worker.

I was hoping to celebrate the election of Chairman Obama to the Presidium of the Union of Socialist American states with my very own Tokarev.

Think of it comrades––a real pistol of the workers forged and made of genuine Soviet steel!  This triumph of socialist production is a true worker's pistol unlike expensive cheaply made plastic pistol of greedy Austrian capalist.

It seems like the revolution will have to wait for another day.


Comrade Fluffy
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