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Posted: 9/18/2005 7:11:19 PM EDT
So this married chic wants me, for sex only.... Damn Damn Damn... Why cant I find one NOT attached.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:12:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 7:13:08 PM EDT by Tango7]
Hey, maybe her hubby will give you the OK.....

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Ye­ah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:14:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
So this married chic wants me, for sex only.... Damn Damn Damn... Why cant I find one NOT attached.




Maybe she and her husband have one of those "agreements" for fun on the side. Make sure he isn't hiding in the closet with a camera
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:14:26 PM EDT
Are you married? NO? Then what's the problem?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:14:48 PM EDT
Tell her husband.

She'll be single in 6 months.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:15:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SWIRE:
Are you married? NO? Then what's the problem?

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:15:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
So this married chic wants me, for sex only.... Damn Damn Damn... Why cant I find one NOT attached.




Maybe she and her husband have one of those "agreements" for fun on the side. Make sure he isn't hiding in the closet with a camera




Or maybe he is in the closet with a Batman suit!!!!! Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:16:31 PM EDT
Is the husband bigger than you? If not, hit it. You aren't
the one breaking any vows.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:16:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By SWIRE:
Are you married? NO? Then what's the problem?







I was thinking the same thing.

What is wrong with people?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:17:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By SWIRE:
Are you married? NO? Then what's the problem?




isnt this the best thing in the world?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:20:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stove_Pipe:Or maybe he is in the closet with a Batman suit!!!!! Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew somebody was gonna post that!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:22:35 PM EDT
Damm, I better go tell my wife shes been caught!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:29:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Tell her husband.

She'll be single in 6 months.



HAHAHAHA! Yes!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:31:29 PM EDT
Damn. She is presistant. She wants me over now whiile her man is at work.....uhg... But I have Garlic toast, So I dont know what to do. LOL!!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:32:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Tell her husband.

She'll be single in 6 months.



and she'll have all his stuff.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:33:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Damn. She is presistant. She wants me over now whiile her man is at work.....uhg... But I have Garlic toast, So I dont know what to do. LOL!!!!



hmmmm garlic toast. To hell with the slut, eat toast!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:34:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Damn. She is presistant. She wants me over now whiile her man is at work.....uhg... But I have Garlic toast, So I dont know what to do. LOL!!!!



hmmmm garlic toast. To hell with the slut, eat toast!



+1 kick her to the curb!!

At least you get real food and none of that processed crap!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:35:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Damn. She is presistant. She wants me over now whiile her man is at work.....uhg... But I have Garlic toast, So I dont know what to do. LOL!!!!



hmmmm garlic toast. To hell with the slut, eat toast!



+1 kick her to the curb!!

At least you get real food and none of that processed crap!!



No shit. That crap will give ya cancer.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:39:10 PM EDT
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...


I know guys at Rutgers that put on a wedding ring.. to get laid.

No shit, women go for them all the time when they see a wedding band.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:39:42 PM EDT
Messing around with married women can get you some leakin holes
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:42:55 PM EDT
If I caught anyone with my wife they woudl be a corpse. Park them in the peat bog or bury them in th etailings pile of the local mine. Not likely they would ever be found. (no hog farms nearby)


luckily I will never be put ina position to worry about this unless he is forcing himself upon her......
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:47:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Tell her husband.

She'll be single in 6 months.



and she'll have all his stuff.




except the shotgun he'll use to kill the thread poster.

are you insane?

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:47:10 PM EDT
I've got that problem right now.

Only it isn't just sex.

It kills me.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:49:10 PM EDT
I hope she has Herpes.

and a bad cold.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:50:12 PM EDT
Damnit..... Im out of Garlic Toast and she wants me now. Her "man" is at work till 4am.
Hmmmmmmmmm.


Now she wants my cam on... OY!!!!



Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Messing around with married women can get you some leakin holes

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:54:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 7:54:53 PM EDT by leelaw]

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Damnit..... Im out of Garlic Toast and she wants me now. Her "man" is at work till 4am.
Hmmmmmmmmm.

Now she wants my cam on... OY!!!!



Then pick to do it or not. You've got the normal people telling you not to do it, and then the immoral and possibly hypocritical bastages who tell you to become the homewrecker.

Pick, bit this is going on long enough to sound more like BS.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:57:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Damnit..... Im out of Garlic Toast and she wants me now. Her "man" is at work till 4am.
Hmmmmmmmmm.



That's strange. I get off of work at 4am.

Better make sure my mags are topped off, before I hit the driveway.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:59:19 PM EDT
Is she emailing you or calling you? Either way her husband could find out and come looking for you even if you haven't slept with his wife. You're damned either way.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:02:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
Is the husband bigger than you? If not, hit it. You aren't
the one breaking any vows.



I hope YOU have Herpes.

and a bad cold.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:04:25 PM EDT
Ahhhh..... One of the quickest tickets to a double murder suicide.


Dive in dude, good luck. You had better hope the hubby isn't a NRA member.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:07:18 PM EDT
No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:08:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.



good
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:12:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 10:04:54 PM EDT by C5TT]

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.



Do her once just to see if the "married" thing truly bothers you.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:16:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 8:17:32 PM EDT by LazerSighterz]

No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.


I'm glad you have the strength to say no. I always try to live by the golden rule- do unto others as you want them to do unto you. Would you want someone sleeping your wife or girlfriend? Also you wont't have to deal with STD's or an anrgy husband. If I was you I would tell the husband and save him some trouble later down the road.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:19:04 PM EDT
Bad idea to tell the husband. His anger may be directed toward you.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:20:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.




Good.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:21:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.



Tell her to come see you!!!
Husband won't be angry if he don't know!
If I caught someone with my wife, well she'd obviously not be worth keeping.......take her!! And certainly not be worth getting in trouble over.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:28:36 PM EDT
You should post pics and let us decide!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:46:39 PM EDT
Working ont hat right now.


Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
You should post pics and let us decide!

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:51:56 PM EDT
Tonsil hockey isn't sex, is it?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:52:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Working ont hat right now.


Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
You should post pics and let us decide!




Work the cam angle.................

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:07:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.



Pussy
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:09:22 PM EDT
It's better to regret something you did. than regret something you didnt do.


Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:49:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 9:50:04 PM EDT by PeteCO]
I bet he's over there pouring the coals to that ass right now.......
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:55:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 762minigun2:
It's better to regret something you did. than regret something you didnt do.



"I regret coming home early.. I bet he does, too."
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:02:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
No this isnt BS. And no i wont go over there, no matter how un happy she is and how bad I want some booty.



Want some double 00 buckshot to go with that, when the man busts into the bedroom? It ain't worth it, son.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:02:41 PM EDT
Im still here. As I was telling smeone else. im a crazy Texan, but I aint stupid.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:02:43 PM EDT
Frustrated married women will ball your guts out.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:04:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Then pick to do it or not. You've got the normal people telling you not to do it, and then the immoral and possibly hypocritical bastages who tell you to become the homewrecker.

Pick, bit this is going on long enough to sound more like BS.



True, true.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:04:42 PM EDT
I NEVER said I was going over there.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:07:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Midnight-Sniper:
Bad idea to tell the husband. His anger may be directed toward you.




"I'm a crappy husband"/"I was tricked and married a heartless bitch/cheating whore"...



"Instead of going to the source of the problem, I'll shoot them messenger!"

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