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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:19:26 PM EDT
6 damn lousy numbers.
 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:21:53 PM EDT
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If I would have played, I would have picked those numbers. Honest! can I get a consolation prize?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:27:13 PM EDT
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Some guy in Nebraska won..some guy named Buffett...Warren Buffett
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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:01:10 PM EDT
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HOMER: Look what I bought! Lottery tickets!
LISA: Dad, you know the odds of winning are 70,000,000 to 1, right? HOMER: Correction: 70,000,000 to 100! With this many tickets I can't lose! TV ANNOUNCER: The first number is . . . 17. HOMER: D'OH! *begins ripping up tickets* MARGE: Wait Homer, you can still win money if you get six out of seven numbers. HOMER: Oh. TV ANNOUNCER: The second number is . . . 6. HOMER: D'OH!!! *continues ripping up tickets* |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:16:56 PM EDT
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Yeah, just because I almost failed calculus the first time around doesn't mean I don't understand how shitty Lotto odds are (I took statistics for that one! ).
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Posted: 2/20/2006 12:06:29 AM EDT
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Winning ticket was sold a hour after I filled up my truck at that exact station. I bought $10 dollars worth of tickets there, so imagine my surpise when I see that gas station on the news and hear people explain how the ticket for the largest jackpot in US history was sold there. I got one number, though......
Guess its back to the grind stone.....errr, I mean retirement. |
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