Quoted:
Quoted: Driving a '02 Freightliner C120 475HP Detroit Series 6 with an Eaton 10 speed.
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<-------loves the big rigs
"keep your foot on the gas, and the bears off your ass"
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"Keep the shiny side up, and the dirty side down"
"Keep your wheels out of the ditches, and the bears off your britches"
"May all your ups and downs be between the sheets"
"Keep the antennas wigglin', and the girls gigglin'"
"Catch you on the flip flop"
"Have a super fine one today, and a better one tommorow, 4?"
"Do it to it like Sonny Pruitt"
"A little here, a little there, you gotta watch out for Smokey the Bear"
"Don't let your tricking trip up your trucking"
"Keep the bugs off the glass and the bears off your ass"
"Keep your wheels spinning and the beavers grinning"
"Smokey's off the road, Smokey's in the grass, Smokey's out raking leaves, but we'be got CBs"
"Subsequently or indirectly, we'll catch you come lately on the frequently, 10-4?"
"We be toppin' these hills, and poppin' these pills."
"Put your pedal to the metal and have yourself a ball, 'cause in that northbound lane we ain't seen nothin' at all"
I could go on for ever.
God, I love my CB (not that anybody really uses slang anymore).