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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:34:50 AM EDT
We've got this shitty little Indian joint down the road from the office that has a buffet lunch special for $4.99. So on Wednesdays, a bunch of us guys head down there for a fill of Tikka Masala... but today they duped us and had Cabbage Mater instead.
The bathroom has been busy this afternoon. 
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:48:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:50:17 AM EDT
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There's something inherently wrong with mixing cabbage with curry powder and green peppers.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:50:46 AM EDT
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I have had the rotten farts for the last 2 hours from some Kung Pow Chicken I ate at lunch. They put jalapenoes in it, and like a dumbass, I enjoy eating the sliced jalapenoes.
jalapenoes + peanuts + chicken + whatever that sause is + rice = Damn I hope the people in the ajoining cubes cannot smell this. 
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:53:25 AM EDT
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Dhelli in the belly makes for smelly smelly.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:53:57 AM EDT
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Ya know fellas that's way more info than we really need to know......
Mike |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:54:20 AM EDT
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Sharing is caring.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:55:08 AM EDT
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Man I LOVE Indian food! Chicken Tikka Masala or a HEAVILY Curried chicken dish, with a Taj Mahal(beer)....mmmmmmm gooooood! You just gotta remember to eat the Paan on the way out. It helps to settle the stomach.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:57:21 AM EDT
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That's why I stick to good Caucasion Christian Male Heterosexual food like hamburgers.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:59:18 AM EDT
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You must not have Krystal or White Castle near you then.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:00:07 AM EDT
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The last time I had Indian food, I almost shit myself on the way home.
 That can be some powerful stuff!
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:01:33 AM EDT
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No Shit! pun intended |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:06:09 AM EDT
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You need to be tested for food allergies.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:10:03 AM EDT
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Catalyst & oxidizers. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:11:03 AM EDT
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OK I can top that.
I made the mistake of going to MacDonalds drive thru the other day cause I was on the road for hours. I ate a MacAngus burger. HOLY F'IN SHIT!!  I was burping that unsavory abortion of a meal for the next 6 hours!! THEN the farts started. I can't digest whatever the hell it is they make their "food" out of. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:29:20 AM EDT
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Racist. There is nothing inherent in Indian food that would bother a stomach any more than McDonalds or Arbys. GunLvr |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:31:01 AM EDT
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I made some good Indian-type food last night.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:31:18 AM EDT
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McDonald's always gives me serious gas too
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:31:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:31:39 AM EDT
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IBS?
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:34:01 AM EDT
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Irratible Bowel Syndrome. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:35:17 AM EDT
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:36:44 AM EDT
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That's when you crap till you cn't crap anymore, but your pooper still feels like you've gotta crap some more.
Dry heaves of the bunghole. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:39:45 AM EDT
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Ok, this is not what I thought my response to this thread would be, but for some reaason I have a great desire to go eat at this really spicy Thai restraunt that I know. Weird.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:40:39 AM EDT
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Ouch, that doesn't sound good! Never had that... |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:49:55 AM EDT
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Inflatable Boat, Small?
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:58:23 AM EDT
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I love Indian food!!!! Best hangover cure known to man...seriously...try it. Lamb Vindaloo is probably my favorite.
If I had to pick one type of food to live off for the rest of my life, it would be Indian. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 1:09:23 PM EDT
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This too is my favorite dish...I think that due to the spices, lamb is the best meat for Indian food. When I eat Vindaloo my sweat smells like curry for about a day. Thsi is the one food that hurts more coming out than going in... |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 1:15:41 PM EDT
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Ditto. I would eat it three meals a day if I could get it. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 1:16:25 PM EDT
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Had Indian food buffet for lunch today. Luckily it generally doesn't do a number on my digestive tract. Chicken Tikka Marsala is hard to beat and I always try most of the other dishes. I always have a good sweat going before I leave!!
Food that seems to be good for IBS (at least for me) is sushi. Don't know if it's rice in general or the vinegar or something else but it sure soothes. |
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Posted: 8/25/2004 1:28:50 PM EDT
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Strong spices make you smell bad. That's why I don't eat Indian food. I've worked with people that eat that shit all the time and I can't stand to be around them for very long.
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Posted: 8/25/2004 1:31:51 PM EDT
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I like Indian food too, my favorite is a plate of basmati rice with chicken or goat vindallooo [stew] and some of that Indian flat bread called "nan bread" or roti. 
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