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Posted: 8/25/2004 9:34:50 AM EST
We've got this shitty little Indian joint down the road from the office that has a buffet lunch special for $4.99. So on Wednesdays, a bunch of us guys head down there for a fill of Tikka Masala... but today they duped us and had Cabbage Mater instead.

The bathroom has been busy this afternoon.

Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:48:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:50:17 AM EST
There's something inherently wrong with mixing cabbage with curry powder and green peppers.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:50:46 AM EST
I have had the rotten farts for the last 2 hours from some Kung Pow Chicken I ate at lunch. They put jalapenoes in it, and like a dumbass, I enjoy eating the sliced jalapenoes.

jalapenoes + peanuts + chicken + whatever that sause is + rice = Damn I hope the people in the ajoining cubes cannot smell this.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:53:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:53:57 AM EST
Ya know fellas that's way more info than we really need to know......

Mike
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:54:20 AM EST
Sharing is caring.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:55:08 AM EST
Man I LOVE Indian food! Chicken Tikka Masala or a HEAVILY Curried chicken dish, with a Taj Mahal(beer)....mmmmmmm gooooood! You just gotta remember to eat the Paan on the way out. It helps to settle the stomach.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:57:21 AM EST
That's why I stick to good Caucasion Christian Male Heterosexual food like hamburgers.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 9:59:18 AM EST
You must not have Krystal or White Castle near you then.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:00:07 AM EST
The last time I had Indian food, I almost shit myself on the way home.

That can be some powerful stuff!
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:01:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By mr_wilson:
Ya know fellas that's way more info than we really need to know......

Mike



No Shit!
pun intended
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:06:09 AM EST
You need to be tested for food allergies.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:10:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
There's something inherently wrong with mixing cabbage with curry powder and green peppers.





Catalyst & oxidizers.

Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:11:03 AM EST
OK I can top that.

I made the mistake of going to MacDonalds drive thru the other day cause I was on the road for hours. I ate a MacAngus burger.

HOLY F'IN SHIT!!



I was burping that unsavory abortion of a meal for the next 6 hours!!

THEN the farts started.



I can't digest whatever the hell it is they make their "food" out of.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:29:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
We've got this shitty little Indian joint down the road from the office that has a buffet lunch special for $4.99. So on Wednesdays, a bunch of us guys head down there for a fill of Tikka Masala... but today they duped us and had Cabbage Mater instead.

The bathroom has been busy this afternoon.




Racist. There is nothing inherent in Indian food that would bother a stomach any more than McDonalds or Arbys.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:31:01 AM EST
I made some good Indian-type food last night.


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Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:31:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
OK I can top that.

I made the mistake of going to MacDonalds drive thru the other day cause I was on the road for hours. I ate a MacAngus burger.

HOLY F'IN SHIT!!



I was burping that unsavory abortion of a meal for the next 6 hours!!

THEN the farts started.



I can't digest whatever the hell it is they make their "food" out of.



McDonald's always gives me serious gas too
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Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:31:39 AM EST
IBS?
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:34:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
IBS?



Irratible Bowel Syndrome.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:35:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
IBS?


Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:36:44 AM EST
That's when you crap till you cn't crap anymore, but your pooper still feels like you've gotta crap some more.

Dry heaves of the bunghole.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:39:45 AM EST
Ok, this is not what I thought my response to this thread would be, but for some reaason I have a great desire to go eat at this really spicy Thai restraunt that I know. Weird.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:40:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
That's when you crap till you cn't crap anymore, but your pooper still feels like you've gotta crap some more.

Dry heaves of the bunghole.



Ouch, that doesn't sound good! Never had that...
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:49:55 AM EST
Inflatable Boat, Small?
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:58:23 AM EST
I love Indian food!!!! Best hangover cure known to man...seriously...try it. Lamb Vindaloo is probably my favorite.

If I had to pick one type of food to live off for the rest of my life, it would be Indian.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 12:09:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chimborazo:
I love Indian food!!!! Best hangover cure known to man...seriously...try it. Lamb Vindaloo is probably my favorite.

If I had to pick one type of food to live off for the rest of my life, it would be Indian.



This too is my favorite dish...I think that due to the spices, lamb is the best meat for Indian food. When I eat Vindaloo my sweat smells like curry for about a day.

Thsi is the one food that hurts more coming out than going in...
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 12:15:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chimborazo:
If I had to pick one type of food to live off for the rest of my life, it would be Indian.



Ditto. I would eat it three meals a day if I could get it.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 12:16:25 PM EST
Had Indian food buffet for lunch today. Luckily it generally doesn't do a number on my digestive tract. Chicken Tikka Marsala is hard to beat and I always try most of the other dishes. I always have a good sweat going before I leave!!

Food that seems to be good for IBS (at least for me) is sushi. Don't know if it's rice in general or the vinegar or something else but it sure soothes.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 12:28:50 PM EST
Strong spices make you smell bad. That's why I don't eat Indian food. I've worked with people that eat that shit all the time and I can't stand to be around them for very long.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 12:31:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 8:33:36 AM EST by Thunderbolt]

Originally Posted By Chimborazo:
I love Indian food!!!! Best hangover cure known to man...seriously...try it. Lamb Vindaloo is probably my favorite.

If I had to pick one type of food to live off for the rest of my life, it would be Indian.



I like Indian food too, my favorite is a plate of basmati rice with chicken or goat vindallooo [stew] and some of that Indian flat bread called "nan bread" or roti.
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