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Posted: 9/9/2004 4:53:17 PM EDT
[#1]
Are you serious?
 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 4:54:26 PM EDT
[#2]
Uzis with sprinkles on 'em.
Bastards are probably hoarding them all for themselves. |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 4:56:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Psst - It's not the Ice Cream Man.
You have to stop the Snap-On Tools Man to get an Uzi. 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 4:56:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Just check the curb at the end of your driveway, they'll be all over the place. Especially in the street!
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Posted: 9/9/2004 4:57:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Well shit.... Thats not what the Antis are saying. AAAA There trying to keep them for themselves. Bastards! |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 4:59:03 PM EDT
[#6]
When I win the lottery I'm gonna open a store that sells guns and ice cream...
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:07:32 PM EDT
[#7]
  3 more days!!!
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:36:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Did you ask for 'Assault Rifles', or did you ask for the chocolate frosted bullet hose ice cream sandwhich.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:38:15 PM EDT
[#9]
I can hear the kids now. "Mom, another submachine gun fell out of that tree in the yard. It almost hit me"
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:39:35 PM EDT
[#10]
Where can I get my automatic revolver?
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:42:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Your freaking stupid. Everyone knows that the toothfairy will deliver your rifle. Duh.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:43:40 PM EDT
[#12]
I've got a hammer and beating myself in the face as we speak. |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:44:24 PM EDT
[#13]
I get them here in Cali....maybe you need to move to a free state.
LA is best, the ice cream guy sells guns, drugs, and Ice cream. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:44:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Can I get a McUzi with my Happy Meal...
ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:44:47 PM EDT
[#15]
It was raining AK's and UZI's here yesterday.
Looks like they all ran off before I could get one. Danny 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:46:29 PM EDT
[#16]
I've heard the streets will be running with assault weapons next week so I put mine on leashes.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:47:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Actually the ice cream man that worked my neighborhood as a kid went away for 5-10 dealing out of his truck. Though it was only drugs.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:48:30 PM EDT
[#18]
I think you have to be in front of an elementary school for the ice cream man to have the good stuff. Out here in the sticks, they just have bombs. (Well, BombPops, anyway!)
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:48:43 PM EDT
[#19]
my ups guy is selling tec9's and ammo out the back of the truck on monday.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:52:48 PM EDT
[#20]
Going to the Humane Society so an abandoned AK w/ a bayonet lug can be given a good home. 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:56:38 PM EDT
[#21]
I live in a pretty small town, we'll probably just have assault muskets walking around in the street. |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:56:49 PM EDT
[#22]
No - it's Blue Bunny from Iowa, Sen. Tom Harkin will be handing them out.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 5:59:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Ok guys. As an act of good will, and an attempt to make a few bucks, I will be driving around downtown Pittsburgh with a snow plow, plowing all the "assult weapons" over to the side. My associate "whore-hey" will be on the sidewalk collecting everything we find. I will then offer everything on the EE or on my web site www.funnybutnothahafunny.com , so keep on the lookout for fresh postings.
(I KNOW I am going to make a ton of money off this... muah hah hah hah) the DUers said the weapons will be there. best wishes, Stainless |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:23:27 PM EDT
[#24]
Man sound like a plan! |
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Posted: 9/10/2004 4:01:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Remember, "just spray, you don't even have to aim!"
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Posted: 9/10/2004 6:45:00 AM EDT
[#26]
LA banned ice cream.
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Posted: 9/12/2004 9:10:09 PM EDT
[#27]
Im still waiting on that damn icecream man....
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Posted: 9/12/2004 9:11:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Crap, I planted three AR-15 trees and all that came up today were Hi-points. I think I got ripped off.
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Posted: 9/12/2004 9:12:07 PM EDT
[#29]
He's starting in Portland and working his way down.. be patient
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Posted: 9/12/2004 9:20:41 PM EDT
[#30]
I heard a strange noise outside so I investigated. It was only one of those Bushmaster trucks dumping assault rifles into the streets. I already have a couple Bushys, so I'm gonna wait for the Colt truck.
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