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Posted: 9/9/2004 4:52:30 PM EDT
I went out of my way to stop the ice cream man today. And asked him if he was going to have uzis and aks on hand Tuesday. I was hoping to get a couple after the ban sunsets. Well he looked at me like I was crazy.

I stopped 3 different trucks And got the same answer!

Dammit I was LIED TO!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 4:53:17 PM EDT
Are you serious?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 4:54:26 PM EDT
Uzis with sprinkles on 'em.

Bastards are probably hoarding them all for themselves.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 4:56:04 PM EDT
Psst - It's not the Ice Cream Man.

You have to stop the Snap-On Tools Man to get an Uzi.

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 4:56:22 PM EDT
Just check the curb at the end of your driveway, they'll be all over the place. Especially in the street!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 4:57:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Psst - It's not the Ice Cream Man.

You have to stop the Snap-On Tools Man to get an Uzi.




Well shit.... Thats not what the Antis are saying. AAAA There trying to keep them for themselves. Bastards!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 4:59:03 PM EDT
When I win the lottery I'm gonna open a store that sells guns and ice cream...
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:07:32 PM EDT


3 more days!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:36:32 PM EDT
Did you ask for 'Assault Rifles', or did you ask for the chocolate frosted bullet hose ice cream sandwhich.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:38:15 PM EDT
I can hear the kids now. "Mom, another submachine gun fell out of that tree in the yard. It almost hit me"
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:39:35 PM EDT
Where can I get my automatic revolver?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:42:07 PM EDT
Your freaking stupid. Everyone knows that the toothfairy will deliver your rifle. Duh.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:43:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Your freaking stupid. Everyone knows that the toothfairy will deliver your rifle. Duh.



I've got a hammer and beating myself in the face as we speak.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:44:24 PM EDT
I get them here in Cali....maybe you need to move to a free state.

LA is best, the ice cream guy sells guns, drugs, and Ice cream.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:44:46 PM EDT
Can I get a McUzi with my Happy Meal...


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:44:47 PM EDT
It was raining AK's and UZI's here yesterday.

Looks like they all ran off before I could get one.

Danny
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:46:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:47:15 PM EDT
Actually the ice cream man that worked my neighborhood as a kid went away for 5-10 dealing out of his truck. Though it was only drugs.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:48:30 PM EDT
I think you have to be in front of an elementary school for the ice cream man to have the good stuff. Out here in the sticks, they just have bombs. (Well, BombPops, anyway!)
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:48:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:52:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I've heard the streets will be running with assault weapons next week so I put mine on leashes.



Going to the Humane Society so an abandoned AK w/ a bayonet lug can be given a good home.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:56:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I've heard the streets will be running with assault weapons next week so I put mine on leashes.



I live in a pretty small town, we'll probably just have assault muskets walking around in the street.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:56:49 PM EDT
No - it's Blue Bunny from Iowa, Sen. Tom Harkin will be handing them out.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 5:59:16 PM EDT
Ok guys. As an act of good will, and an attempt to make a few bucks, I will be driving around downtown Pittsburgh with a snow plow, plowing all the "assult weapons" over to the side. My associate "whore-hey" will be on the sidewalk collecting everything we find. I will then offer everything on the EE or on my web site www.funnybutnothahafunny.com , so keep on the lookout for fresh postings.

(I KNOW I am going to make a ton of money off this... muah hah hah hah)

the DUers said the weapons will be there.

best wishes,
Stainless
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:23:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stainless:
Ok guys. As an act of good will, and an attempt to make a few bucks, I will be driving around downtown Pittsburgh with a snow plow, plowing all the "assult weapons" over to the side. My associate "whore-hey" will be on the sidewalk collecting everything we find. I will then offer everything on the EE or on my web site www.funnybutnothahafunny.com , so keep on the lookout for fresh postings.

(I KNOW I am going to make a ton of money off this... muah hah hah hah)

the DUers said the weapons will be there.

best wishes,
Stainless



Man sound like a plan!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 4:01:26 AM EDT
Remember, "just spray, you don't even have to aim!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:45:00 AM EDT
LA banned ice cream.


Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I get them here in Cali....maybe you need to move to a free state.

LA is best, the ice cream guy sells guns, drugs, and Ice cream.

SGtar15

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:10:09 PM EDT
Im still waiting on that damn icecream man....
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:11:53 PM EDT
Crap, I planted three AR-15 trees and all that came up today were Hi-points. I think I got ripped off.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:12:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Im still waiting on that damn icecream man....



He's starting in Portland and working his way down.. be patient
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:20:41 PM EDT
I heard a strange noise outside so I investigated. It was only one of those Bushmaster trucks dumping assault rifles into the streets. I already have a couple Bushys, so I'm gonna wait for the Colt truck.
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