
Posted: 7/13/2002 11:36:12 PM EDT
There I was sitting at the computer working on a project and surfing AR-15.com when my chair broke right underneath me. First a couple of cracks and creaks and then boom all 290 lbs. of my fat ass sitting on the floor wondering what happened. Damn thing snapped off right where the base goes into the seat. I guess this is a sign to lose some weight. looks like I am going shopping tomorrrow.
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LOL!
Hey, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. You should hear my chair complainin'.
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Never Forget كافر |
You shouldn't have been bouncing that hottie on your lap.[bounce][bounce]
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You're a lightweight.
You need one of these.
[img]http://www.staples.com/images/products/catalog/enlarged/452976_01_enl.jpg[/img]
[b]Samsonite Manager's Big and Tall Chair[/b]
catalog link:
[url]www.staples.com/Catalog/Browse/SKU.asp?BCFlag=False&PageType=1&SKU=452976[/url]
Handles up to 400 lbs. he he
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"Okay, but I'm not good at details, or the big picture. I also show up late, and drunk. I've got a good feeling about this."
- Homer Simpson |
*cough*fatty*cough*
Don't do any of this [puke] to lose weight...its unhealty.
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crap mallet
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Thump!
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