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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 7/13/2002 11:36:12 PM EDT
There I was sitting at the computer working on a project and surfing AR-15.com when my chair broke right underneath me. First a couple of cracks and creaks and then boom all 290 lbs. of my fat ass sitting on the floor wondering what happened. Damn thing snapped off right where the base goes into the seat. I guess this is a sign to lose some weight. looks like I am going shopping tomorrrow.
Link Posted: 7/13/2002 11:42:57 PM EDT
LOL! Hey, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. You should hear my chair complainin'.
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 12:06:00 AM EDT
You shouldn't have been bouncing that hottie on your lap.[bounce][bounce]
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 12:31:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2002 12:32:25 AM EDT by mattja]
You're a lightweight. You need one of these. [img]http://www.staples.com/images/products/catalog/enlarged/452976_01_enl.jpg[/img] [b]Samsonite Manager's Big and Tall Chair[/b] catalog link: [url]www.staples.com/Catalog/Browse/SKU.asp?BCFlag=False&PageType=1&SKU=452976[/url] Handles up to 400 lbs. he he
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 1:14:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2002 2:34:41 AM EDT by cgwahl]
*cough*fatty*cough* Don't do any of this [puke] to lose weight...its unhealty.
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 1:31:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2002 1:31:51 AM EDT by TopCrest]
crap mallet
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 1:33:01 AM EDT
Thump!
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