Dallas Facing Stripper Shortage for Super Bowl

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Posted: 1/31/2011 8:18:57 AM EDT

I searched Superbowl and stripper...

Link: http://www.fox8.com/news/ktla-super-bowl-stripper-shortage,0,2814989.story

DALLAS –– As preparations for Super Bowl Sunday in Dallas kick into high gear, the city is reportedly dealing with an unusual problem –– a shortage of strippers.

TMZ is reporting that clubs in the Dallas area are looking for an
additional 10,000 dancers to meet the huge demand expected for the big
weekend.

Apparently, a comfortable tourist-to-dancer ratio during the Super Bowl is about 30-to-1.

I guess there are not enough single mom's or women paying their way through nursing school in the Dallas area...

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:20:41 AM EDT

[#1]

Well damn , glad I'm not going now !

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:20:59 AM EDT

[#2]

I suppose Hooters will just have to hire more pregnant women.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:23:05 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I searched Superbowl and stripper...

Link: http://www.fox8.com/news/ktla-super-bowl-stripper-shortage,0,2814989.story

DALLAS –– As preparations for Super Bowl Sunday in Dallas kick into high gear, the city is reportedly dealing with an unusual problem –– a shortage of strippers.

TMZ is reporting that clubs in the Dallas area are looking for an additional 10,000 dancers to meet the huge demand expected for the big weekend.

Apparently, a comfortable tourist-to-dancer ratio during the Super Bowl is about 30-to-1.

I guess there are not enough single mom's or women paying their way through nursing school in the Dallas area...

Every stripper I ever spoke with was 'working her way through school,' but in 4 years of college, I only met one student who was a stripper. hmmmmmm

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:24:59 AM EDT

[#4]

Stay classy DFW!

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:26:04 AM EDT

[#5]

"Blow" and women, the ultimate party things.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:26:50 AM EDT

[#6]

Seems we had the same problem in Detroit a few years ago.

Hooker shortage too.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:28:17 AM EDT

[#7]

Happens every year, regardless of venue.

Kharn

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:28:57 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I suppose Hooters will just have to hire more pregnant women.

Don't expect me to sit in her section.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:29:56 AM EDT

[#9]

Well, we arfcommers should step up to the plate and fill the void.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:30:11 AM EDT

[#10]

Peak Stripper!

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:30:53 AM EDT

[#11]

Well, fuck it.

Ain't going now.

Worthless stupid super bowl tickets.

Into the shredder with you, all 8 of you.

Damn stripper shortage.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:31:38 AM EDT

[#12]

Bama-Shooter will be pissed that you beat him to this stripper-oriented news item.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:32:12 AM EDT

[#13]

Should have the SB in Vegas.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:32:46 AM EDT

[#14]

It's getting expensive to ship the bitches around.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:35:54 AM EDT

[#15]

MR. PRESIDENT WE CANNOT ALLOW A STRIPPER GAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:39:33 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
MR. PRESIDENT WE CANNOT ALLOW A STRIPPER GAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for stripper stimulus and stripper bailout

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:42:18 AM EDT

[#17]

A Greek friend of mine told me of a similar problems during the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens. There was a shortage of prostitutes to handle all the spectators (prostitution is legal in Greece.) The government wanted to temporarily suspend the licenses of prostitutes due to the international spotlight and the whores wouldn't allow it nor did they local gals allow other ladies from the EU to come in and spread the load.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:42:53 AM EDT

[#18]

IIRC scarlet-siren posted this in GD, but it got deleted by someone.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:43:37 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
It's getting expensive to ship the bitches around.

If you send them in pieces its cheaper.

joking

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:09:20 AM EDT

[#20]

Someone should contact the Stripper Czar! Don't act like there isn't one, we all know there is!

Bryan

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:10:03 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
A Greek friend of mine told me of a similar problems during the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens. There was a shortage of prostitutes to handle all the spectators (prostitution is legal in Greece.) The government wanted to temporarily suspend the licenses of prostitutes due to the international spotlight and the whores wouldn't allow it nor did they local gals allow other ladies from the EU to come in and spread the load.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:12:08 AM EDT

[#22]

I blame Charlie Sheen

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:13:12 AM EDT

[#23]

Every stripper with a car and within 9 hours of Dallas should be driving there.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:19:29 AM EDT

[#24]

State Department needs to approve some O-1 visas for Russian strippers, stat!

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:27:26 AM EDT

[#25]

Curiously enough, so am I.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:32:38 AM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:34:37 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Someone should contact the Stripper Czar! Don't act like there isn't one, we all know there is!

Bryan

Bill Clinton?

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:39:26 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
<kicks dirt and walks away>

LOL , I was just thinking, How did Bama miss this one ?

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:46:45 AM EDT

[#29]

America, Fuck Yeah.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:48:32 AM EDT

[#30]

Saw this on the local news the other day.

I told Mrs BiteDog it was time for her to get out and make some cash, I was tired of working all the part time jobs for extra money.

Her response.......

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:53:56 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
State Department needs to approve some O-1 visas for Russian strippers, stat!

fyi, american strippers HATE it when the russian girls start coming in. they get really dirty and are known to pretty much do what it takes for tips and they end up w/all the customers...

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:55:58 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Every stripper I ever spoke with was 'working her way through school,' but in 4 years of college, I only met one student who was a stripper. hmmmmmm

Yea, I have met no former-strippers after they finished college and got a job.

Can you imagine that.

Mr. Afrcommer, please wait in operation room 1. Your nurse, Mercedes, will be in shortly to administer your anthestisa.

or

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the flight deck, your favorite pilot and mine, Candy!

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:57:25 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Every stripper I ever spoke with was 'working her way through school,' but in 4 years of college, I only met one student who was a stripper. hmmmmmm

I went to thanksgiving dinner at a girlfriends parents house when I was a teenager and her older sister was there, I recognized her immediately and she knew she knew me from somewhere, I could tell she was trying to place me and finally, at table, she asked me where she knew me from...

I just said "work".

I'd only been there once a couple months before but my buddies had bought me a lapdance, from her. She turned an amazing shade of red.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:57:43 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Every stripper I ever spoke with was 'working her way through school,' but in 4 years of college, I only met one student who was a stripper. hmmmmmm

Yea, I have met no former-strippers after they finished college and got a job.

Can you imagine that.

Mr. Afrcommer, please wait in operation room 1. Your nurse, Mercedes, will be in shortly to administer your anthestisa.

or

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the flight deck, your favorite pilot and mine, Candy!

I work with a forensic girl and a dispatcher who use to be strippers in their college days.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:59:03 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
State Department needs to approve some O-1 visas for Russian strippers, stat!

fyi, american strippers HATE it when the russian girls start coming in. they get really dirty and are known to pretty much do what it takes for tips and they end up w/all the customers...

I LOVE the russian hoes!!!

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:05:15 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

A Greek friend of mine told me of a similar problems during the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens. There was a shortage of prostitutes to handle all the spectators (prostitution is legal in Greece.) The government wanted to temporarily suspend the licenses of prostitutes due to the international spotlight and the whores wouldn't allow it nor did they local gals allow other ladies from the EU to come in and spread the take a load.

FIFY

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:06:01 AM EDT

[#37]

Were not sharing any of our high class poon from AZ.

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:16:33 AM EDT

[#38]

PA can ship down some amish strippers. it's on dallas to teach them how to shave and bathe properly though.

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:18:57 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

PA can ship down some amish strippers. it's on dallas to teach them how to shave and bathe properly though.

Oh baby, that's right, churn my butter...

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:23:26 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

A Greek friend of mine told me of a similar problems during the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens. There was a shortage of prostitutes to handle all the spectators (prostitution is legal in Greece.) The government wanted to temporarily suspend the licenses of prostitutes due to the international spotlight and the whores wouldn't allow it nor did they local gals allow other ladies from the EU to come in and spread the load.

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:36:01 AM EDT

[#41]

We covered this last week in the Texas HTF.

There are plenty of sub $20 hookers available.

http://www.mugshots.com/Criminal/Prostitution/Carmen+Martinez.htm

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:40:03 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
We covered this last week in the Texas HTF.

There are plenty of sub $20 hookers available.

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__martinez%20carmen.jpg

http://www.mugshots.com/Criminal/Prostitution/Carmen+Martinez.htm

A 'Gum Job'.

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:41:23 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
We covered this last week in the Texas HTF.

There are plenty of sub $20 hookers available.

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__martinez%20carmen.jpg

http://www.mugshots.com/Criminal/Prostitution/Carmen+Martinez.htm

A 'Gum Job'.

Yep. It will cost you extra to take the teeth out.

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:42:51 AM EDT

[#44]

I will be sooooooooooo glad when this bullshit is over. All you hear about around here is the fucking Stupid Bowl.

They actually have people who rented out their homes to people coming into town for up to $10,000/week.

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:44:16 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Were not sharing any of our high class poon from AZ.

Yea because you ahve soooo much...

I have been to Yuma I have seen the talent there. Most of it was brought in from the Coast

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:47:14 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Well, fuck it.

Ain't going now.

Worthless stupid super bowl tickets.

Into the shredder with you, all 8 of you.

Damn stripper shortage.

what you did....I see

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:48:17 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

A Greek friend of mine told me of a similar problems during the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens. There was a shortage of prostitutes to handle all the spectators (prostitution is legal in Greece.) The government wanted to temporarily suspend the licenses of prostitutes due to the international spotlight and the whores wouldn't allow it nor did they local gals allow other ladies from the EU to come in and spread the load.