YO MOMMA'S SO FAT

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo momma's so skinny,

She can hang-glide on a Dorrito.



Yo momma's so skinny,

you can stick a feather in her ass and throw her like a dart.



Yo momma's so skinny,

She uses venetian blinds as a bunk bed.

Yo moma got an afro with a chinstrap!!

Yo mamma got a glass eye with a fish in it!!

Yo mom is so fat,

*How fat is she*

She can eat 57 burritos in the back of a truck,
But time's is tough
I seen her out in the back of Taco-Bell in handcuffs!!