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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:19:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:29:17 AM EDT
"you a dancer?", "no I'm just drunk!" LOL
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:30:30 AM EDT
tag for home.

Danny
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:35:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 2:38:34 AM EDT by Green95LX]
These people are the funniest

I call though, it's from Reno 911
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:40:53 AM EDT
tagged for after work.

The Tlets/Nlets computer doesnt have sound
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:42:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Green95LX:
These people are the funniest

I call though, it's from Reno 911



No shit? Never would have guessed.

I wanted to see if anyone would think it was a real DUI stop b4 it got to the end.

S.O.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:44:31 AM EDT
I actually figured it out after it got a little ways in, I noticed it looked like the lady cop from Reno 911. Then at the end it confirmed it
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:46:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Green95LX:
These people are the funniest

I call though, it's from Reno 911

That's a pity.  I would have loved to know that actually happened.

I tried watching that program once.  I quit after less than 5 minutes.  I just couldn't stand it.

But that clip is so FUNNY!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 2:46:38 AM EDT
     ......



Bawhahahahahaha.


I havent seen that sobriety test before.......
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 4:56:46 AM EDT
awesome!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:05:24 AM EDT


That was pretty damn funny.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:06:40 AM EDT
Tag
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:06:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:09:17 AM EDT
Nice recitation of the ABCs backwards.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 11:34:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
Nice recitation of the ABCs backwards.



Do cops really ask that? And isn't it really a trick? I mean, I dont know anyone sober who could do it.

S.O.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 11:41:13 PM EDT
I think a rookie got hazed or seriously fucked with!  Alphabet Z to A, I haven't drank a drop and I can't do it that fast.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 11:52:43 PM EDT
Damn funny!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:01:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SorryOciffer:

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
Nice recitation of the ABCs backwards.



Do cops really ask that? And isn't it really a trick? I mean, I dont know anyone sober who could do it.

S.O.



Dude, it's Deputy Johnson from Reno 911.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:03:47 AM EDT
Figured out the Reno 911 pretty early but hadn't seen that one.

Thanks
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:07:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By SorryOciffer:

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
Nice recitation of the ABCs backwards.



Do cops really ask that? And isn't it really a trick? I mean, I dont know anyone sober who could do it.

S.O.



Dude, it's Deputy Johnson from Reno 911.



No shit. I know that. I have also heard that they will ask that to try and fuck people up as most people know they cant do it and wont even try where a drunk will give it a shot and fuck it up.

S.O.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:10:04 AM EDT
Reno 911 kicks ass.  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:17:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:15:45 AM EDT
I love that show! that shit was funny!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:43:35 AM EDT
Many years ago when I was young and foolish, I was stopped late at night.  I hadn't been drinking I was tired after a 400+ mile drive.  I had to perform the road side sobriety test (predate the breadthalizer).  When the deputy asked "Can you recite the alphabet backwards for me" I answered "I can't even do it when I'm awake, can you do it?"  He wasn't amused.  He did let me go with a warning an followed me the rest of the way home....4 more miles.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:50:52 AM EDT
I swear to God I can recite the alphabet backwards at the same speed as most people can forward.  I learned it when I was younger because I was naive and thought it might help me out if I ever got stopped while under the influence.  

What a bonehead I was.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 3:41:31 AM EDT
from R911!
I love Reno 911!!!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:33:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:37:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
What a bonehead I was.


Was!?  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:43:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:56:51 AM EDT
OMG that's hy-freakin-sterical!!  
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