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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 10/2/2002 1:11:05 PM EDT
Seriously, how do you guys answer that question without getting slapped?
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:14:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:19:00 PM EDT
"Do these jeans make my ass look big?" "No, your ass makes your ass look big..." Forgot where I heard that. If you use it, you better be able to outrun her.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:25:05 PM EDT
Answer the question truthfully. Little white lies are still lies. "Yes honey, you have a huge ass, but I love you anyway."
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:25:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog: If you use it, you better be able to outrun her.
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If she's fat, you probably can. Who is asking the question and what do you want from her?
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:28:35 PM EDT
If she is wearing the "Jenifer Lopez" line of jeans, you can say YES and it's OK. [:)]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:30:24 PM EDT
Damned if you do and Damned if you do.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:31:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:32:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog: "Do these jeans make my ass look big?" "No, your ass makes your [b][red]jeans look small[/red][/b]..." Forgot where I heard that. If you use it, you better be able to outrun her.
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[:D]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:39:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2002 1:41:27 PM EDT by talbalos]
"The truth shall set you free" Just have a good divorce lawyer waiting in the wings and prearrange a place to sleep with your friends or neighbors[:)] One response that is NOT to be used: "Not at all. You look great for a woman your age."
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:42:49 PM EDT
"DO YOU THINK I'M FAT?" ANSWER: No of course not! You look wonderful. I can't stand all those ugly, anorexic, heroin-chic women they have on magazines nowadays. I LOVE how you look. ...Oh honey look, there's a gunshow next weekend. [;)]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:42:57 PM EDT
never been asked that questions but this would be my answer. her: do i look fat? me: do i look stupid!?
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 1:53:44 PM EDT
NEVER answer that question with the question; "As compared to what?"
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 2:57:59 PM EDT
Ya know, none of my AR's have asked me that??? Guns are all I date nowadays...so much easier to maintain... PORN! It's cheaper than dating[;)]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:04:34 PM EDT
Just roll her in flour and find the wet spot. If she is fat she's built for comfort, not speed.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:11:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By m193:
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog: If you use it, you better be able to outrun her.
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If she's fat, you probably can.
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LOL
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:11:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:13:22 PM EDT
Lie. 19 years and still married.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:17:40 PM EDT
you say, " You're a fucking whale honey, you're supposed to be fat!!"
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:20:31 PM EDT
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:29:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/url]
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I demand that you be shot, banned, and then shot again for showing that picture!!! Sgtar15 PS Crack kills!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 3:38:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/url]
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Pfffffffft ! Hell... I'll giver' a 78, Just for the fact that she can squat like that ! [%|]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 4:16:30 PM EDT
Don't say anything. Just run...the faster and farther the better.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 4:27:37 PM EDT
Run away, run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cannot answer this question, there is always something she will say to make you miserable
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 4:30:07 PM EDT
[puke]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 4:31:49 PM EDT
Tell her you need to perform an "inspection" to make up your mind. Then grab her...
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 4:35:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FThong%2Ejpg[/url]
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I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 4:35:44 PM EDT
"No, you just need to excercise more". I know someone who actually said this to his wife.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 5:26:00 PM EDT
"Yes, yes you do"
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 5:38:46 PM EDT
"The Republic of the Congo will offer no comment at this time as to why martial law was declared earlier in the afternoon."
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 5:40:41 PM EDT
My answer to that one, Is there "jackass" tattooed on my forehead. Always gets a chuckle from the "little" woman Charlie
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