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Posted: 6/16/2015 12:02:48 PM EDT
now you can impress your friends and terrify your attackers when you whip out a cheap awkward to use plastic "tool" from the brim of your trucker hat. Magpul patch not included.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IEZM2WM/ref=asc_df_B00IEZM2WM3725998?smid=A3NAEOI6WJWMHJ&tag=pricegmp-20&linkCode=df0&creative=395109&creativeASIN=B00IEZM2WM&ascsubtag=1434470232_2272c77e33d9be5f8eed9f8626d6afd3_1995_5316_1530392282_1256

Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:04:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:05:23 PM EDT
FFS
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:05:31 PM EDT
Why do I feel like nobody that would wear that hat is capable of using that thing effectively?
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:06:29 PM EDT
This looks retarded on so many levels


Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:06:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By yotehunter422:
Why do I feel like nobody that would wear that hat is capable of using that thing effectively?
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It'll go great next to their katanas from the mall.
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:07:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:08:28 PM EDT
No bottle opener on it?

Lame.
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:08:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:10:22 PM EDT
Does it make the fsss fsss sounds heard in the video or is that something you have to value add to the encounter?
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:11:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:12:48 PM EDT
Is there a fedora model?
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:13:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2015 12:14:32 PM EDT by AeroEngineer]
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Originally Posted By evnash:
https://youtu.be/3e2ffnGOLnk
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Here's the only thing I can think of after watching that video:



ETA: And I was beat to it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:15:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
it would be cool if it made a slighltly off time "wish" noise, like a badly dubbed kung fu film
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By Aussie_E:
Does it make the fsss fsss sounds heard in the video or is that something you have to value add to the encounter?
it would be cool if it made a slighltly off time "wish" noise, like a badly dubbed kung fu film


Even better if it whistled like a Nerf football.
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:16:08 PM EDT
Is there a trans-racial model?
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:16:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
No bottle opener on it?

Lame.
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Or light mount. What Tier were the designers of this?
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:22:10 PM EDT
Where is Master Ken when you need him.
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:25:00 PM EDT
Why make a point NOT to make it sharp?

Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:25:58 PM EDT
Odd Job does not approve.
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:28:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Qweevox:
Why make a point NOT to make it sharp?

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Because then you have two blades pointed at your forehead?

Can you imagine that shit in a car collision with an airbag?
Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:28:22 PM EDT
I'd give that dipshit a free Daito-ryu Aiki Jujitsu lesson - not that Brazilian roll around on the ground shit.


Link Posted: 6/16/2015 12:33:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:


Because then you have two blades pointed at your forehead?

Can you imagine that shit in a car collision with an airbag?
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By Qweevox:
Why make a point NOT to make it sharp?



Because then you have two blades pointed at your forehead?

Can you imagine that shit in a car collision with an airbag?


...good point.


Link Posted: 6/30/2015 2:54:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/30/2015 2:55:30 PM EDT by nightdh]
LOL

You get free derp with a $250 purchase

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_146/1763713_Mako_Group_s_Independence_Day_Gift.html

ETA Should I post a link to this thread in their thread?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 2:59:15 PM EDT
coming soon to a fud range near you?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:05:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 3:12:54 PM EDT
At least put it on a decent hat. The hat itself seems to be a total afterthought. Of course there wasn't a lot of thought happening in the first place...
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