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Posted: 5/16/2008 6:12:33 AM EDT
I don't know about you guys, but I could use a break from presidential election politics. I propose we hold our own alternate election? I say it is time we cast our votes for the venerable office of Hottest Country Music MILF of the USA. What say you, fellow citizens?

We obviously need to start with a primary. My candidates are as follows, but please feel free to offer your suggestions. Just remember: the "M" in MILF stands for "mother". The only other prerequisite is that your nominees be attractive, current CMA caliber stars. (Please, no stupid entries, i.e., "Minnie Pearl" or "Amy Winehouse".) As usual, if anyone violates the election rules, I will send over one of my goons to sodomize your dog, cat, parrot, goldfish, etc.

The Candidates Thusfar:

Martina McBride


Sara Evans


Faith Hill


Kelly Willis


To keep things simple, I'm going to limit the field to a maximum of eight (8) candidates. OK, now let's see who else is worthy of entering the race...
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:15:57 AM EDT
Huh, My top 2 seem to be the same as yours...  I guess that means MM, SE, and oh WTH FH each have two votes so far
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:16:44 AM EDT
By far, Sara Evans.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:17:13 AM EDT
I'd Hit every one of them
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:17:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:17:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:19:56 AM EDT

Quoted:
I'd Hit every one of them


Please, no "I'd hit that" responses. I don't want this thread to die a premature death. It is too full of WIN!! (If I do say so myself.)
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:20:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:24:12 AM EDT
whatever one has the biggest juggs.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:24:15 AM EDT
Miranda Lambert
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:25:06 AM EDT
Sherrie Austin
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:26:11 AM EDT


Now that is just funny there.  
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:26:55 AM EDT

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert


She's a mom??
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:29:26 AM EDT
I wish Carrie Underwood was a mom.  

I will have to think about this...

So far Sara is a front runner.

Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:29:46 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert


She's a mom??



No fuckin way


Either way I'd hit it
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:31:10 AM EDT
Sara evans is a WHORE

Remember when she got a divorce and accused her husband of cheating? Thern he pased lie detector and she failed  

damn cunt muffin
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:32:31 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert


She's a mom??



No fuckin way


Either way I'd hit it


I suggest you lube up your dog's a-hole ASAP.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:33:17 AM EDT
Faith Hill can go piss up a rope. She is hot, but is coming across more and more like a stuck-up bitch everyday. My wife and I saw her and her husband in concert, I guess two years ago, she totally did not want to be there. Seemed like she was only in it for the paycheck.

Sara Evans is hot. I was watching "Crossroads" on CMT last night with here and Maroon 5. Pretty interesting mix of music.

Miranda Lambert is cool. I see she has performed at the NRA convention. So she has my approval.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:36:19 AM EDT

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.


+1.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:36:36 AM EDT
Sara E
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:47:39 AM EDT
Kelly Willis
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:49:04 AM EDT
Sara Evans FTW.

BTW- My Mom & Sara's Mom were "BFF's" in High School at New Franklin, MO.

Also, my Grandfather on my Dad's side farmed with Sara's Step-Father's Dad back in the '70's.

Small World...
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:50:35 AM EDT
Shania Twain.  And, she's (reportedly) available.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:51:26 AM EDT
FAIL-no Alison Krauss.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:52:57 AM EDT
If those women were ARFCOM threads, I'd "old-school tag" each one of them.  
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:55:56 AM EDT

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.


+10"


Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:58:26 AM EDT
just by that picture, Martina McBride.  sweet jesus, off to the bathroom i go.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 6:59:28 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.


+10"




Although MM has the rockin eyes !
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:00:25 AM EDT
I don't listen to country much, but based on the pictures I'm going to go with:

MMMMartina
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:05:01 AM EDT

Quoted:
Shania Twain.  And, she's (reportedly) available.


We have a winner.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:05:03 AM EDT
Id hit em all.......TWICE
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:07:40 AM EDT

Quoted:
whatever one has the biggest juggs.


That would be Sara Evans.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:10:58 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Miranda Lambert


She's a mom??



No fuckin way


Either way I'd hit it


I suggest you lube up your dog's a-hole ASAP.



WTF? Oh..you are one of those arfcommers who critique centerfolds
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:17:43 AM EDT

Quoted:
Sara Evans.
+1
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:19:30 AM EDT
Sara Evans
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:24:08 AM EDT
Sara Evans beats Faith Hill for me....






Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:29:06 AM EDT
Sara Evans.

I saw her on the TV last night too.

wow!!!
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:30:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:35:06 AM EDT

Quoted:
whatever one has the biggest juggs.


Huge +1

By this Criteria, Sara Evans seems to be full of win.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:36:43 AM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
By far, Sara Evans.


word.



Word to your moms.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:39:10 AM EDT

Quoted:
Shania Twain.  And, she's (reportedly) available.


For the Win.

Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:41:45 AM EDT
Faith Hill
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 7:42:20 AM EDT
IBTP  They are all attractive so it is hard for me to decide.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:02:04 AM EDT
Terri Clark



Miranda Lambert
Kerosene Video


Shannon Brown


http://www.shannonbrown.com/images/photos/23.jpg
Cornfed Video
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:05:02 AM EDT
How about Michelle Lynn Poe?









Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:13:14 AM EDT
Definately Sara Evans.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:29:05 AM EDT
I would hit them all like (insert all of our favorite saying here) MANY MANY times.

They are all smoking hot...sooo...I gotta vote for them all!
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:33:21 AM EDT

I'd hit all of 'em.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:35:23 AM EDT
No contest.  Sara Evans by far.
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:36:57 AM EDT
I hate country, but those "country" women well umm, ya...
Link Posted: 5/16/2008 8:37:18 AM EDT

Quoted:
just by that picture, Martina McBride.  sweet jesus, off to the bathroom i go.


Could you imagine!!??  I wouldn't make it to the bathroom and I'm old for Godsakes.
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