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4/1/2020 6:58:51 AM
Posted: 11/13/2012 3:25:01 PM EDT
The stabber has only one leg. The stabber’s lawyer has only one leg. And the guy who was stabbed? No legs

Only in New York
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 3:54:08 PM EDT
I don't think the DA's case has a leg to stand on.
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 3:57:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By disco_jon75:
I don't think the DA's case has a leg to stand on.



Well done...well done.
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 3:58:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By disco_jon75:
I don't think the DA's case has a leg to stand on.


Ten internets to you
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 4:01:05 PM EDT

 
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 4:03:29 PM EDT
How many legless people were on the jury? Jury of his peers and all that jazz.

Kharn
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 4:07:14 PM EDT
I'm sure the prosecutor has him pegged as a criminal.


 
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 4:10:50 PM EDT
Something something something, joke about "afoot".


I'm tired and got nothin.  
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 4:11:02 PM EDT
Monty Python is alive and well.  
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 4:47:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By demon07nd:
Originally Posted By disco_jon75:
I don't think the DA's case has a leg to stand on.


Ten internets to you


Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all night.
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 5:39:03 PM EDT
In other news, a man with no leg carried a man with no arms up Park Ave.
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 5:45:58 PM EDT
The investigation is going no where. The lead detective is stumped

Link Posted: 11/13/2012 5:48:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Strykewolf:
Monty Python is alive and well.  




"tis but a flesh wound.
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 5:50:09 PM EDT

Well your honor, I had to stab him.



I tried like hell, but I couldn't kick him.

Link Posted: 11/13/2012 6:14:32 PM EDT
No jail time for this ,just a fine.

How much you ask?

An arm and a leg seems fair.
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 7:22:23 PM EDT
I can see the self-defense justification based upon a knee-jerk reaction.
Link Posted: 11/13/2012 7:28:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/13/2012 7:29:03 PM EDT by callgood]
Originally Posted By disco_jon75:
I don't think the DA's case has a leg to stand on.


Ah. The Winn Dixie case. Remember it well.

Old lady goes into a Winn Dixie down in Jacksonville. Slips on some grits from a sack that had fallen from the shelf. Minor cut became infected, resulting in the need for an amputation.

Doc comes in after a long night on call in the ER. Whacks off the wrong leg. Had to go back and take the bad one.

Malpractice suit ensues. In the preliminaries the judge threw her case out. Because she didn't have a.........................

I knew a guy years ago who could tell that so well and draw his audience in so completely that they were pissed when they found out it was a joke.

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 6:10:36 AM EDT
I'm not sure what's afoot, but something is missing here.
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