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Posted: 12/13/2013 8:55:18 AM EST
Cubadave's Sex Tourism empire in jeoprady




David Strecker is a skinny former softball pitcher who lives in a modest Key West duplex and maintains a healthy head of fine, sandy-colored hair. He prefers tank tops that show off his muscular biceps. He is also a connoisseur of Caribbean prostitutes and has slept with more than 2,500 women under age 25. He has no plans to stop. His scheme, though, is complicated by time, possibly the only cruel mistress Strecker has ever encountered.

"If you're having all the fun in the world and nobody knows about it, what fun is that?"

At that age, it isn't easy to keep up with two or three women a day for weeks at a time. Chemical assistance is required. Strecker downs estrogen blockers daily, injects his buttocks with testosterone monthly, and consumes Viagra as the situation requires. A grueling P90X regimen is obsessively adhered to, and a bench press occupies the position of a TV set in his living room. The excessively tanned senior might eat a chicken caesar salad if you really goad him, but he generally subsists on protein bars and 5-hour Energy drinks. Sex might be Strecker's only vice; the native Minnesotan doesn't drink or smoke in order to ensure maximum performance with his chicas.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 8:56:35 AM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 8:57:00 AM EST
......I got nothing..
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As a key west citizen, I approve!!
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One of the easier ones to find is Paul Ollariu. He's better known as Captain Paul, a guy who hawks trolley, bike, and snorkeling tickets in Key West by day. For a second business, he uses Facebook and other social media to advertise tours in Colombia that suggest the possibility of romance. In one video, Ollariu walks through the streets of Medellín while narrating: "I just like to show American men ages 30 to 60 to 70 that we can still live like we're 20. Come down here, date, dance, and smile. We'll get you started on a new way of life." In another, he rants about how there's nothing left for him in the United States, where many women are overweight.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 8:58:42 AM EST
Those are muscular biceps?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 8:58:44 AM EST
RIO-Lover?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 8:58:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By merlin7782:
As a key west citizen, I approve!!
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I have seen Dave in Sosua, I met him, Mav and JimmyDR all mongers
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:00:06 AM EST
"Caribbean prostitutes"

No thanks
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:00:10 AM EST
....ok
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:00:22 AM EST
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Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
RIO-Lover?
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Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:01:22 AM EST

Wait, a guy in Key West sleeping with women?

Surely you jest.
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While his morals I find skewed, I can definitely appreciate his taste in racial and ethnic poonany.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:03:46 AM EST
hookers, blow and viagra. man is living life.
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:04:14 AM EST
So, let me guess: He's actually a stringer for the CDC, investigating and transporting exotic new STD's, right?

Clever man.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:04:26 AM EST
I am 60 and I can go 3 times in one day, strong to the holes, maybe 4 or 5 times with Levitra
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Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
RIO-Lover?
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We found him
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Originally Posted By czechsix:
So, let me guess: He's actually a stringer for the CDC, investigating and transporting exotic new STD's, right?

Clever man.
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Patient Zero.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:05:49 AM EST
His body his life who cares?
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Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I am 60 and I can go 3 times in one day, strong to the holes, maybe 4 or 5 times with Levitra
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5 Yards, Excessive Sharing!
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I guess everyone needs a hobby........
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Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat
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Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
RIO-Lover?

Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat


I'm going into "combat" in 2016... ALL of Brazil's finest will be there
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:09:29 AM EST
Time is the only cruel mistress? What about AIDS?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:11:01 AM EST
Hm, 2,500 whores and he's not a bigger germ farm than that monkey in outbreak? Something is amiss.
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Time is the only cruel mistress? What about AIDS?
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At 62... Even with "da aidz", he'll still live to normal male life expectancy these days.
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Originally Posted By sick1:
"Caribbean prostitutes"

No thanks
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This.
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Originally Posted By BushBoar:
He's doing it wrong then.
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Originally Posted By BushBoar:
Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
. Strecker downs estrogen blockers daily, injects his buttocks with testosterone monthly, and consumes Viagra as the situation requires.
He's doing it wrong then.


Yup, very wrong. His hormones must be so far out of whack.
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Originally Posted By Zhukov:
What a sad, hollow existence.
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:23:34 AM EST
I see girls buck naked in the small pics on his wall.

I'm surprised that GD hasn't been nuked from orbit yet, get some pictures of Paul Walker burned to death in here, stat.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:29:39 AM EST
Meh, whores are like pennies on the sidewalk, it's only a matter of stooping low enough to pick them up.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:33:05 AM EST
Hail to the King!! (oh and IBTL)
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:41:29 AM EST
Couldn't he be fat with man titties and still bang prostitutes?
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Gross, that dude must have quite the STD collection.


Also, the chick peeling the bikini out of her B-hole...




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Originally Posted By BlackRifleDiseased:
Couldn't he be fat with man titties and still bang prostitutes?
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Not three times a day every day of his life, no.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:45:46 AM EST
former softball pitcher? Aim high kids.
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Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat
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Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
RIO-Lover?

Brazil is on a whole other level, for me Sosua was Boot Camp, Brazil is combat


So are you admitting that you are a frequent visitor of ladys of the night?
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
I see girls buck naked in the small pics on his wall.

I'm surprised that GD hasn't been nuked from orbit yet, get some pictures of Paul Walker burned to death in here, stat.
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This thread is gonna be like Waco when the mods find out.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:54:50 AM EST
Naked chicks in GD, way to go Dave
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Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
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Took the words right outta my mouth...
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Originally Posted By Zhukov:
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Different strokes for different folks. Some people like to visit exotic places, he likes to visit exotic women.

I suppose you would tell a world traveler he should just stay where he was raised and not risk dangerous tropical diseases or settle for his hometown.
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Probably a gay man in denial.



I'm not gay, see, I had to pay 2,500 Caribbean hookers because I like sex with women sooooo much.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:03:20 AM EST
So how much money has this guy paid for sex over the years?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:03:20 AM EST
How many of them were men? At least a couple.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:08:51 AM EST
Good way to live out retirement if you ask me. What else are you going to do? Play shuffle board down at the Elk's lodge?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:12:02 AM EST
Bangin whores ain't nothing to be proud of. No challenge/accomplishment.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:14:06 AM EST
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I'm with you. Getting stabbed and your kidney stolen is a cruel mistress too.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:17:16 AM EST
Not for me, no thanks. Maybe when I'm old and have nothing left to live for. Maybe I'll marry whichever one can suck a dick the best and leave her my many rounds of .22 LR. Maybe.
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