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Posted: 8/9/2005 10:33:36 PM EDT
Hope its not a dupe........taser didn't kill this guy, it saved his life

Crusader Nabbed By Michigan Cops
Medieval sword, mallet, armor no match for ye olde Taser

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html#content
AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene. (3 pages)
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:42:14 PM EDT
While it is a dupe from a couple days ago, this post title is FAR better.. you win!
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:33:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2005 4:34:03 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]
I wish we had video of that.....

The proper response of the cops should have been to yell LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! while tazing him.

That would be funny as hell.

Can anyone take 1000 years of power from me???

ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:38:27 AM EDT
god, life imitates art! anyone ever see the d&d scene in "reno 911"?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:39:21 AM EDT

Now THAT'S "Real Steel"
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:49:47 AM EDT
He may have commited the perfect crime. Do you think anyone will challenge his insanity defense?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:49:57 AM EDT
That is one lucky shithead. Most LEOs would have just blasted his ass, and it would have been ruled a "good shoot."
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:03:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
I wish we had video of that.....

The proper response of the cops should have been to yell LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! while tazing him.

That would be funny as hell.

Can anyone take 1000 years of power from me???

ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!





I like to think that they did (yell lightning bolt)
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:05:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:07:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2005 6:07:57 AM EDT by metroplex]

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
I wish we had video of that.....

The proper response of the cops should have been to yell LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! while tazing him.

That would be funny as hell.

Can anyone take 1000 years of power from me???

ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!



Sounds like a job for Sgtar15:

"Can anyone take 1000 years of power from me???"

"LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT

D­oes anyone have a taser smiley/graemlin?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:11:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MMcCall:
While it is a dupe from a couple days ago, this post title is FAR better.. you win!



*yawn*
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:21:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uncle_frank:
That is one lucky shithead. Most LEOs would have just blasted his ass, and it would have been ruled a "good shoot."


Take a swing at me with a broadsword and see if your ass doesn't get shot.
It would've been a good shoot.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:52:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:54:53 AM EDT
If you read the police report you'll see that hte first shot with a taser had no effect on mr. whacko.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 10:24:41 AM EDT
Now that's interesting, all we ever get are Ninjas.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 10:27:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 10:34:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MMcCall:
While it is a dupe from a couple days ago, this post title is FAR better.. you win!



"Ye olde taser"

BWAHAHAH!



Ben
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 10:35:51 AM EDT
As a Royal Oak resident, let me say that I am completely unsuprised by the incident.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 11:25:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
As a Royal Oak resident, let me say that I am completely unsuprised by the incident.



Is the guy that looks like Charles Manson still running up and down 11 mile?
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