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Posted: 9/18/2009 1:14:35 PM EST
A mysterious photograph has become the subject of wild internet speculation after a group of teenagers claimed it was a terrifying creature that they beat to death while playing near a cave in Panama.

The rubbery beast was said to have been spotted by a group of teenagers crawling out of a cave as they played in the town of Cerro Azul north of Panama City on Saturday.

To their horror, they claimed it came towards them. Fearing for their safety, they beat it to death with sticks, throwing its body in a pool of water, they told Panama's Telemetro television station.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1214182/Remember-Monster-washed-ashore-Terrified-teens-claim-beat-new-mysterious-beast-death-Panama.html#ixzz0RUznLaWm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1214182/Remember-Monster-washed-ashore-Terrified-teens-claim-beat-new-mysterious-beast-death-Panama.html
Video of it here:http://www.wptz.com/video/20980555/index.html?source=CNN
You know what I think..
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:17:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:17:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 1:19:09 PM EST by BigBore45]
They killed Gollum!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:19:00 PM EST
sloth?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:19:16 PM EST
Sloth with a dermatological problem.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:20:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 1:21:21 PM EST by chips]
Why is it that stories such as this one are always accompanied by a single, low quality blurry or grainy photograph?

ETA: Just saw that there is a video. Downloading now.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:20:35 PM EST
Has anyone seen nazi pelosi recently?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:20:45 PM EST
Isn't that the same place where "Predator" took place?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:21:51 PM EST
Possum.













Obvious sloth is obvious
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:21:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 1:22:44 PM EST by Cypher214]
Weird.

It does kinda resemble a hairless/diseased sloth, but the "crawled out of a cave and came toward us" part would be bullshit if that's the case.



Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:22:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By Partisan:
Has anyone seen nazi pelosi recently?




My vote is for deformed sloth with bloated stomach.



Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:22:42 PM EST
That's my ex-wife.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:22:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
Sloth with a dermatological problem.


Yep. Sloth with AIDS.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:24:02 PM EST
Sloth with a mange like condition??
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:24:02 PM EST
if it was a sloth wouldnt the nose be black? I do kinda think it is one though
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:24:09 PM EST
A diseased/mutated sloth? I'm sure it was "headed right for us" at a blistering 0.25mph!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:24:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By chips:
Why is it that stories such as this one are always accompanied by a single, low quality blurry or grainy photograph?

ETA: Just saw that there is a video. Downloading now.


And the body has mysteriously disappeared.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:24:52 PM EST
It just wanted to phone home.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:25:06 PM EST
Teenagers have proved that whatever it was, we are over it on the food chain. So much for compassion.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:25:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 1:26:06 PM EST by MichiganMafia]
Sneetch with a hair loss problem.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:25:53 PM EST
Mermaid
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:26:20 PM EST

ACORN recipient.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:26:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By RePp:
if it was a sloth wouldnt the nose be black? I do kinda think it is one though


Not if it's a fucked up sloth.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:28:17 PM EST
Oh NOES.... I hope he's ok!





Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:28:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By FreeBear:

ACORN recipient.


Oh, there is no question that the creature is registered to vote in several states.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:29:02 PM EST
Sloths are cool. I hung out with them in Brazil.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:30:15 PM EST
Those kids were PISSED when candy didn't spill out.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:30:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By RRD3:
Oh NOES.... I hope he's ok!


http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss13/robdodson/Gollum.png




LOL
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:31:48 PM EST
Saw this on the news tonight. I'm interested in the autopsy results.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:33:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:34:25 PM EST
definitely a sloth with some kind of creepy crawl disease. look at the claws.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:35:05 PM EST
lets pull a dead bloated sloth from a creek and get famous yippy
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:36:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By RED_5:
sloth?


yep. its obvious its a sloth.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:37:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By MichiganMafia:
Sneetch with a hair loss problem.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/twlobb/Sneetches1-757566.jpg


Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:37:25 PM EST
Looks like a hairless sloth. Seems reasonable that one could be born with no hair.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:40:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By Partisan:
Has anyone seen Nazi Pelosi recently?


Damn, you must need a change in your glasses prescription, that thing laying on the rocks is much better looking than Pelosi.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:41:59 PM EST
Albinos.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:46:26 PM EST
it reminds me of Roger the alien from American Dad.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:50:28 PM EST
Looks to me like a hairless sloth. Either that or a deformed kid.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:52:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By RolandBozz:
it reminds me of Roger the alien from American Dad.



Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:52:32 PM EST
Only in Panama could a singer be born a poor hairy sloth and die as a rich rubbery beast.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 1:57:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By Partisan:
Has anyone seen nazi pelosi recently?


Apparently, it's in Houston tonight. It stinks here.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:00:08 PM EST
That's what you get when you use green eggs and roast beast for bait.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:02:02 PM EST
sloth
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:04:05 PM EST
Thank God The Libs in this state put Bigfoot on the endangered species list so this kind of tragedy won't happen here !
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:10:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 2:10:55 PM EST by VBC]
Sloth marinated in caustic soda, lye or Nair to remove hair maybe? Who knew sloths had human like nipples.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:08:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By VBC:
Sloth marinated in caustic soda, lye or Nair to remove hair maybe? Who knew sloths had human like nipples.


I think humans have sloth like nipples.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:17:43 PM EST
Looks like Barney Frank at the end of an overly gay party at Pelosi's house !!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:20:59 PM EST

f*in chupacabra is what it is. Ya'll slack jawed faggots need some chaw al'a Jesse to recognize the true threat............................
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:29:29 PM EST
Why does all the weird shit always come out of shithole countries?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:29:55 PM EST
anteater ftw
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