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Posted: 10/7/2004 4:51:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 5:01:44 PM EST by MagKnightX]
I've been applying like crazy to get a job... although I've run into a major problem. Most of the applications require a social security number. Fine, I have one.

But wait.

It seems I have lost my card. Oh, and I don't remember the number. Also, it's not printed on my birth certificate or learner's permit. And the SSA requires you to submit your previous number if you want a replacement card.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Any ideas, besides suicide?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:53:20 PM EST
Your insurance company (auto) probably has it on file - perhaps your bank as well?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:53:30 PM EST
Where is your last tax return/W2?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:54:34 PM EST
Ah... let me clarify something... I am 16. Therefore, no W2 or tax return, no previous jobs, although I might be able to check into the insurance or bank thing.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:55:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I've been applying like crazy to get a job... although I've run into a major problem. Most of the applications require a social security number. Fine, I have one.

But wait.

It seems I have lost my card. Oh, and I don't remember the number. Also, it's not printed on my birth certificate or learner's permit. And the SSA requires you to submit your previous number if you want a replacement card.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Any ideas, besides suicide?



Idiot
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:55:56 PM EST
You don't know your social security number, ... huh?

Just kidding, I would try to rob a 7-11 with a rubber knife. When the cops arrest you they will find it out for you.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:57:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 4:57:43 PM EST by Phil_in_Seattle]
Replacement Social Security Card


Ooops I missed that you don;t know your number.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:58:43 PM EST
Call the Social Security Administration and ask them...and grow up man...take responsibility.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:00:50 PM EST
You can also go back to your last school. I'm sure they have it on file. Also check with your parents health/life insurance.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:01:14 PM EST
Well, a quick search enabled me to find the card... damn I'm stupid.

Just... damn, I'm stupid.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:01:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Vinnie:
Where is your last tax return/W2?



+infinity
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:04:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
Well, a quick search enabled me to find the card... damn I'm stupid.

Just... damn, I'm stupid.



Lock box, with your birth certificate, and any other papers you want to save.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:15:10 PM EST
SS# is for filling out tax forms only but society over the years has made it into a # on your forehead. When my insurance company wanted my SS # I said thats for taxes only. They replied we can't process you to get coverage then...well i said, I guess I don't need insurance then.
That happened 10 years ago. Now I just tell them I have no Socialist number. I have no bank accounts, insurance, etc etc.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:31:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I've been applying like crazy to get a job... although I've run into a major problem. Most of the applications require a social security number. Fine, I have one.

But wait.

It seems I have lost my card. Oh, and I don't remember the number. Also, it's not printed on my birth certificate or learner's permit. And the SSA requires you to submit your previous number if you want a replacement card.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Any ideas, besides suicide?



When you get it, tattoo it on your forehead, and hand. That way you will be able to work, and thus buy and sell.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:07:31 PM EST
Memorize your SSN# . I think I got mine when I was 10 or so( too long ago for me to remember) and I was told to memorize it. I did. Nuff said
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:09:49 PM EST
my fifth grade teacher made all of the students memorize their socialist #.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 3:50:31 AM EST
You might be a redneck if..........................
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 4:03:12 AM EST
It's on your parents' tax return if they claim you as a dependant.
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