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Posted: 11/21/2012 2:25:21 PM EDT
I was focused on the election, my job, doctor visits, home repairs etc.  

And I took my eye off the ball - Dec 21, 2012 is coming right up.  What the hell am I supposed to do with 30 days left to live?



Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:25:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Hookers and blow?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:25:59 PM EDT
[#2]
You must live every day as if it were Dec 31, 1999!

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:30:56 PM EDT
[#3]
Max out your credcards and 2nd mortgage everything you own.

Spend on Alcohol and ammunition.



Drink as much as you can.

Screw a lot.



It's not that life is so short, but rather that you're dead for so damned long.


 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:32:30 PM EDT
[#4]
The signs have all been there:

Obama reelected
New One Direction CD
Hostess goes TU

Dude - tune in. Buy ammo!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:33:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Better be loading pmags
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:34:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
The signs have all been there:

Obama reelected - this is a good thing Romney was a douche bag
New One Direction CD - who really gives a fuck
Hostess goes TU - only the strong survive fuck them

Dude - tune in. Buy ammo!

cowboy up
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:40:06 PM EDT
[#7]
A few days before my birthday ,well looks like I'll make it to 50 anyway.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:48:18 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Better be loading pmags


Don't forget dust covers...
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:49:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The signs have all been there:

Obama reelected - this is a good thing Romney was a douche bag
New One Direction CD - who really gives a fuck
Hostess goes TU - only the strong survive fuck them

Dude - tune in. Buy ammo!

cowboy up





Damn... sure have been a lot of DUh immigrants to this place this past couple of years.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:50:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Better be loading pmags


PMAGS have been loaded-up for years. (Since the FIRST time El Douche was immaculated.)
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:51:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The signs have all been there:

Obama reelected - this is a good thing Romney was a douche bag
New One Direction CD - who really gives a fuck
Hostess goes TU - only the strong survive fuck them

Dude - tune in. Buy ammo!

cowboy up


The hate is strong in this one.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 2:55:57 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The signs have all been there:

Obama reelected - this is a good thing Romney was a douche bag
New One Direction CD - who really gives a fuck
Hostess goes TU - only the strong survive fuck them

Dude - tune in. Buy ammo!

cowboy up



Ignore, click.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:00:19 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I was focused on the election, my job, doctor visits, home repairs etc.  

And I took my eye off the ball - Dec 21, 2012 is coming right up.  What the hell am I supposed to do with 30 days left to live?





Wait, I just renewed, it CAN'T end now.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:02:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 3:05:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
You must live every day as if it were Dec 31, 1999!



^This.... I gotta get this off my chest - I spent this night having my girlfriend pray with me, just in case... Probably blew a few opportunities there.... But then again, in my defense I was 12? Is that an excuse?
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