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thelastgunslinger

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Posted: 5/4/2013 8:29:20 AM EDT

I like her attitude...

http://denver.craigslist.org/stp/3783935199.html

Hi! I'm 26 years old. Female. I'm looking for someone to hang around with when I'm home on leave in October. I'm a Marine stationed in Okinawa. I. DO NOT. WANT. A. FUCK BUDDY. If I was after one of those I could walk outside my barracks room door find one in about 3 seconds. NO SEX!!! I don't get along with most of my old friends and my family will still be working so I'll have some down time while everyone else is busy. I want to go downtown a few times, hit up Elitches, go shooting, paintballing, castle rock outlets, hike Hanging Lake, run the stairs at Red Rocks and like a million other things. I make it a point to hit the gym and go running every day. I would also be nice to just have someone to call when I'm bored and grab a coffee or go for a walk. I do not want to sit around the house with my finger up my butt wasting precious leave time. If you have a girlfriend or wife, cool, but if she's the type to get jealous and start drama, I will end her... like there will be blood and her hair all over Colorado. If you are the type to get butt hurt if I call you a name or make fun of you for having a smelly snatch, you proooobably shouldn't respond. Offended easily need not apply. Hopefully you're around my age, at least be old enough to go to a bar. If you don't have the balls to attach a pic, don't bother responding. Hope to hear from someone decent!

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speedracer422 Member Joined Jan 2004 Posts 19301 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:31:19 AM EDT Something is just not adding up with her post...I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck a married dude Also, that is operator grade crazy. Speed
	"Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point." -Barack Hussein Obama

JuniorJr Member Joined Sep 2012 Posts 2643 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:31:43 AM EDT Threatening to dismantle his wife or girlfriend before she's even met a guy? Might sound ideal to some, sounds like drama (i.e., trouble) to me.

bcw107 RIP SSG Juan M Solorio Joined May 2002 Posts 30035 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:31:49 AM EDT Semper Pie
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GoCart-Mozart Formerly known as LIINTLICKR Joined May 2009 Posts 8256 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:31:56 AM EDT 10 pages min.
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mayday Joined Apr 2001 Posts 3436 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:33:14 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 1:56:09 PM EDT by mayday] i just came with the strenght of a thousand suns.

DRhodes I am Doctor Butts. Joined Jul 2008 Posts 10125 EE Offline USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:33:23 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:33:33 AM EDT by DRhodes] Wook.
	"Man didn't invent guns because he was tired of killing animals with a stick and a rock. He did it because he was tired of people trying to kill -him- with a stick and a rock "-Stutzcattle

JoshAR M.O.S #333 Joined Jul 2003 Posts 11121 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:33:26 AM EDT Dibs! She sounds like fun!
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DSH1776

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Posted: 5/4/2013 8:34:01 AM EDT

[Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:36:25 AM EDT by DSH1776]

I don't know she seems evil to me to be honest. (I didn't say she doesn't look good). To come right out and even consider hanging out w/ someone married and saying shed "trash" them or whatever. reminds me of someone I use to know, and my radar has since been repaired. Glad to not know her, pretty sure she can go to heck. She'll never be truly happy.

cjt1972 Official ARFCOM Nickname: Fluffy Joined Aug 2012 Posts 654 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:34:18 AM EDT Originally Posted By bcw107: Semper Pie
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41Fan Member Joined Sep 2006 Posts 2129 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:34:21 AM EDT I think she eats at the Y

wootizzle Member Joined Jul 2012 Posts 2243 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:34:41 AM EDT
	Originally Posted By captainpooby: I'd want the thing back. Damn right I would and I couldn't give a shit if it was used to shoot the balls off the Pope.

Mech2007 Coherent Ramblings Joined Nov 2007 Posts 33220 EE Offline NY, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:35:35 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:38:36 AM EDT by Mech2007] "I call you a name or make fun of you for having a smelly snatch" I'm pretty sure she's only looking for a female.
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cchurchi Make damn sure Joined Apr 2008 Posts 4153 EE Offline ID, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:35:43 AM EDT Originally Posted By bcw107: Semper Pie Ok, I laughed.

TXJoe Joined Dec 2012 Posts 1144 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:35:56 AM EDT Someone has to do this for the team.

GLOCKENNBOOMER The Cable Guy Joined Apr 2012 Posts 1752 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:36:02 AM EDT If they come right and say they don't want a fuck buddy, what they are really saying is they want a fuck buddy. She crazy but she's hawt
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Mister-Z Smooth IS Fast Joined Jul 2006 Posts 3804 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:36:08 AM EDT Originally Posted By bcw107: Semper Pie
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ToroAzul Member Joined Apr 2010 Posts 671 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:36:46 AM EDT I'm guessing that if you are married she will easily ruin your fucking life while sporting a shit-eating grin.
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California_Kid Team Member, Redneck, Hippie Joined Jan 2001 Posts 34827 EE Offline CA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:37:04 AM EDT Originally Posted By 41Fan: I think she eats at the Y I concur. The third hand in the first image appears to be female.
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Iggyort Member ,NRA Life ,NJ2AS, SAF, USPSA Joined May 2007 Posts 6228 EE Offline USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:37:24 AM EDT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Angel_King Never get shot with your own merchandise. Joined Jan 2010 Posts 2467 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:38:16 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:41:28 AM EDT by Angel_King] MMMMMM..... Officer. But most likely a lizy. Edit: Wait this this an add for 6 months from now? Da Fuck.
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hoyasaxa10 Joined Jan 2013 Posts 510 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:38:21 AM EDT Just a "hang out" buddy? I'm out.

Powerkicker Member Joined Jan 2007 Posts 5807 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:38:26 AM EDT Originally Posted By 41Fan: I think she eats at the Y Yep. Wants to look straight for family while she's home I'm guessing.
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2minkey Member Joined Mar 2002 Posts 3497 EE Offline USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:38:28 AM EDT seems very dumb.

Colonel_Angus Colonel Angus is an acquired taste Joined Jan 2012 Posts 10202 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:39:35 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:40:29 AM EDT by Colonel_Angus] How could you not love this chick? She is telling you well in advance that she wants to fuck (by saying she does not!) and is as crazy as a shithouse rat!!! Someone please do it and post an AAR!!!!
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CzechMate5 Member Joined Dec 2012 Posts 118 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:40:14 AM EDT She wants sooooo much sex. That's what I saw when I read it.

flashx Joined Jan 2001 Posts 282 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:42:33 AM EDT Ive dated more than a few Craigslist Crazies but I think that one is but that one Id leave alone. I bet she wouldn't like if I told her she had a stinky snatch

gonzo_beyondo

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Posted: 5/4/2013 8:45:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DSH1776:
I don't know she seems evil to me to be honest. (I didn't say she doesn't look good). To come right out and even consider hanging out w/ someone married and saying shed "trash" them or whatever. reminds me of someone I use to know, and my radar has since been repaired. Glad to not know her, pretty sure she can go to heck. She'll never be truly happy.

Ok, I'll say she doesn't look good.

She doesn't look good. And she sounds even worse the way that ad comes off.

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FrankDrebin Police Squad Joined Dec 2004 Posts 19160 EE Offline USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:45:40 AM EDT Well she seems well adjusted.

TheCommissioner Joined Mar 2001 Posts 4719 EE Offline AFG	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:46:38 AM EDT She looks like she could be Meryl Streep's daughter.

thelastgunslinger Gambly Smurf Joined Aug 2003 Posts 22014 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:47:24 AM EDT Originally Posted By hoyasaxa10: Just a "hang out" buddy? I'm out. She means hanging out in her pussy. You have to read between the lines.
	Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and are more useful in general. - Mark Rippetoe I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

thelastgunslinger Gambly Smurf Joined Aug 2003 Posts 22015 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:48:29 AM EDT Originally Posted By ToroAzul: I'm guessing that if you are married she will easily ruin your fucking life while sporting a shit-eating grin. I did say that she was perfect for some arfcommer...
	Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and are more useful in general. - Mark Rippetoe I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

Cytic Member Joined Sep 2006 Posts 1442 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:48:30 AM EDT Ten buckets of crazy right there.

Sturmgeist Joined Feb 2013 Posts 513 EE Offline USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:49:17 AM EDT Originally Posted By GoCart-Mozart: 10 pages min. So, how are your predictions on stocks?

Quarterbore www.Quarterbore.com Joined Feb 2001 Posts 16100 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:50:40 AM EDT Originally Posted By JuniorJr: Threatening to dismantle his wife or girlfriend before she's even met a guy? Might sound ideal to some, sounds like drama (i.e., trouble) to me.
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hawaiinate Joined Feb 2011 Posts 4030 EE Offline ME, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:50:52 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:51:18 AM EDT by hawaiinate] so, who's gonna be the one to FO on this ad? also. in on one. this thread some some serious potential

speedracer422 Member Joined Jan 2004 Posts 19302 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:53:24 AM EDT Originally Posted By hawaiinate: so, who's gonna be the one to FO on this ad? also. in on one. this thread some some serious potential I'm willing to bet that no less than 5 arfcommers have read this thread and responded to her. I'll also bet that at least one is willing to drive over 6 states to arrive in Denver on her leave date. Speed
	"Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point." -Barack Hussein Obama

Webdood Joined Nov 2012 Posts 500 EE Offline USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:53:54 AM EDT probably has pointy elbows...

lazyengineer Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 3445 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:54:05 AM EDT For someone not interest in sex, she spends a lot of time doing her hair and make-up. She's got mascara on while wearing her BDU's for goodness sake.

Av8trinxs Joined May 2009 Posts 386 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:55:20 AM EDT Originally Posted By 41Fan: I think she eats at the Y +1

twofish Master of random precision... Joined May 2010 Posts 519 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:55:43 AM EDT Originally Posted By Mech2007: "I call you a name or make fun of you for having a smelly snatch" I'm pretty sure she's only looking for a female. This
	"Better die on your feet than live on your knees,"

TacticalMOLONLABE In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. Joined Nov 2008 Posts 27765 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:55:54 AM EDT Originally Posted By 41Fan: I think she eats at the Y One way to find out..........
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wilNva Joined Aug 2004 Posts 8021 EE Offline USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:55:55 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 11:20:48 AM EDT by wilNva] ...

sturmjr NorCal official site issued nickname -- Warlock Joined Feb 2010 Posts 5469 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:57:20 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:59:13 AM EDT by sturmjr] What's the matter........No friends she can find at Camp Foster? She got the crazy
	-- Being an asshole is all part of my manly essence. -- They say I'm too young to be a bitter clinger.

6winchester2 Have Gun - Will Travel Joined Feb 2004 Posts 26420 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:57:45 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:59:41 AM EDT by 6winchester2] "I will end her... like there will be blood and her hair all over Colorado. If you are the type to get butt hurt if I call you a name or make fun of you for having a smelly snatch, you proooobably shouldn't respond." These are the parts here which indicate she is a real fun gal!
	"The symbol on my holster is a chess knight, an attack piece, the most versatile on the board. It can move eight ways, over barriers, always unexpected." - Paladin, HG-WT.

geezhound Really... It's not you, It's me. Joined Dec 2001 Posts 2032 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:57:54 AM EDT Meh.....too much rat-deer in her face.
	Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey!

twofish Master of random precision... Joined May 2010 Posts 520 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 8:58:07 AM EDT [Last Edit: 5/4/2013 8:59:18 AM EDT by twofish] Where the fuck is GuyinFlorida? Sounds like a perfect job for him to decipher and analyze this chick.
	"Better die on your feet than live on your knees,"

Murooka Will work for booty Joined Aug 2007 Posts 2246 EE Offline WI, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 9:00:45 AM EDT Walking Mattress. Puts out on the first date. Guaran-damn-tee it. I love a whore, but this is a whore with no redeeming classy attributes.
	I got to jack off the dog just feed the goddamn cat, yep.

Covert8645 Blessed with the gift of aggression. Joined Aug 2005 Posts 12871 EE Offline IN, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 9:01:58 AM EDT NOPE
	RIP Mark Goyet. You were truly a great friend, and will be sorely missed. Semper Fi, brother. RIP MSgt Ryan C. Love. You are a true warrior. Semper Fi.

raysheen Member Joined May 2006 Posts 15120 EE Offline NH, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 9:02:00 AM EDT Her eyes are too far apart, she looks like Sid the sloth from Ice Age.

Andrewc_c Mr. Sparkle! Joined Aug 2005 Posts 1597 EE Offline NE, USA	Posted: 5/4/2013 9:04:07 AM EDT Replied

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