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Posted: 8/9/2005 11:34:47 AM EDT
my coworker is this 20 yr old guy who believes himself to be more attractive than most females he dates. anyways, he thinks we look alike, and i am 21. what he wants me to do is "lose" my license so he can use it when he goes and buys beer, visits vegas...etc. i told him "buddy, do exactly what the rest of us did: WAIT. but he keeps on asking me for this shit and its really pissing me off. he's a coworker and i dont wanna create a tremendous amount of animosity between myself and anyone at work (ive avoided doing that for the 2 years ive worked there). any suggestions to get him off my back?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:36:27 AM EDT
Leave it where he can find it. I bet he will find it irresistable. Then report it stolen to your nearest LEO and tell them who it is. Should fix his wagon without causing you any problems.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:39:53 AM EDT
Tell him it's breaking the law, it just doesn't seem worth it to you and please let it go.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:49:40 AM EDT
just say "eff off!" If he persists, get a backbone.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:52:31 AM EDT
Draw Down On Him
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:56:10 AM EDT
The simple answer is NO.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:57:03 AM EDT
And what if he used it for other purposes, like applying for credit, car rentals, etc.
Does your state DL use your SSN as a license number?

What if he gets in an accidnet, gets pulled over by the cops and flashs it as ID?

What if he used it to purchase a firearm?

When he does turn 21, what if he gives your license to someone else that bears a passing resembalence
and they misuse the license?


Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:57:05 AM EDT
Tell him you'll "lose" your license if he'll let you break his nose in return, I bet he wont mention it again.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:58:33 AM EDT
Fuck his girlfriend.

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Well since you look so much alike.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:58:58 AM EDT
tell him you'll do it only if he lets you give him the most royal rugged rogering to tears that he's ever he had in his young life......that should work.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:55:31 AM EDT
This guy sounds like a complete JERK. Just tell him you break the law for no one, period!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:58:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 11:58:59 AM EDT by hakim]

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Fuck his girlfriend.

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Well since you look so much alike.





You so funny doctor jones!


In before you!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 11:58:25 AM EDT
1: This guy can't buy on his own? I don't advocate underage drinking at all, but ... well, let's just say it wasn't a problem to get alcohol before turning 21.

2: See #1. Keep an eye on your wallet.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:33:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Leave it where he can find it. I bet he will find it irresistable. Then report it stolen to your nearest LEO and tell them who it is. Should fix his wagon without causing you any problems.

+1 on the Sweet! scale.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:35:21 PM EDT
Shoot his dog.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:40:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BobCole:
Shoot his dog.



Thanks, Bob- the opening I was waiting for.

Ease up behind him. Knock him unconsicence. Put a dog suit on him and call the police. They will shoot.... well, you get the picture.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:42:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
tell him you'll do it only if he lets you give him the most royal rugged rogering to tears that he's ever he had in his young life......that should work.



HAHAHAHA!!!!

tell him as politely as possible to fuck off. If he doesn't get the hint, report him to HR.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:45:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 12:46:56 PM EDT by slidestop]
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:49:03 PM EDT
Just tell him NO. Then wait for his revenge, which is sure to come. He's self-absorbed to an extreme.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 12:50:15 PM EDT
Tell the jerk to FOAD. If he doesn't get the message, report it to your boss (or his boss).
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