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Posted: 5/2/2015 3:00:41 PM EDT
Been sitting on a half gallon of cookies and cream for a while now and it's time to shit or get off the pot... we're shitting.


  • Just how bad is listeria?


  • Are any particular flavors deadlier than others?


  • How long do I have to live? (Should I wait to buy the fight)


  • Dibs on my guns?

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:01:39 PM EDT
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Where at in Florida are you?
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:01:48 PM EDT
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Blueballs?

WTF?

Edit:  If you don't know how to soften them up yet, you never will!  
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:02:21 PM EDT
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Palm Beach.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:02:52 PM EDT
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Microwave it just to be safe.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:03:06 PM EDT
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Palm Beach.



Awwww fuck that.... I'm not driving all the way down there for dibs on guns!

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:04:28 PM EDT
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I got nice ones
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:05:03 PM EDT
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This.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:05:39 PM EDT
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You got an older sister? I might for that! She might need some comforting while the listera or listerene or whatever is eating your ass up!

Post pics here before I head down!
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:11:25 PM EDT
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This.

That's nonsense.  You re-pasteurize it by cooking it over stovetop for 1/2 an hour.  Then you put it in the freezer and chill it until it is rock hard.  That way it's easy to throw in the trash can because it's ruined by now.  .
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:27:10 PM EDT
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Pic thread

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 3:58:37 PM EDT
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you ice cream has ebola

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 4:02:03 PM EDT
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If you eat that ice cream... and nothing happens.... just watch the "Rallies" in Baltimore..... it's sure to give you the shits!
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 4:17:37 PM EDT
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Do you even hardshell bro?

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 4:54:47 PM EDT
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Well shit guess I'm getting ice cream tonight
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 5:07:19 PM EDT
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The free markets have taken care of the Blue Bell question, Winn Dixie now carries Mayfield brand.
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