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Posted: 9/16/2004 6:18:56 PM EDT






I'D HIT THAT THAAAANG!!!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:20:24 PM EDT
[#1]
What does 70 year old snatch smell like?
Depends!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:20:30 PM EDT
[#2]
If only she wasnt as old as the Julius Caesar.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:21:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Too old for me daddy-O.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:21:34 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
What does 70 year old snatch smell like?


Depends!



Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:22:22 PM EDT
[#5]
I heard she's a bitch in real life.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:22:31 PM EDT
[#6]
awesome idea, but i as thinking more like faith hill and hot biznitches in bikinis and cowboy hats on horseback.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:23:24 PM EDT
[#7]




Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:23:43 PM EDT
[#8]
You fuckers just do not know how to appreciate an experienced, sexy, knowledgeable mature woman that will teach YOU.

Keep dreaming of bimbos like Jessica Simpson .

I'll take my women real.  She's an Okie too, +1 in my book.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:24:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Now Shania Twain on the other hand is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:24:59 PM EDT
[#10]
I was told that Reba was a total BITCH to the people around her while on tour.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:25:27 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Now Shania Twain on the other hand is the most beautiful woman on the planet.



Too fake.  Not real a real country girl.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:26:15 PM EDT
[#12]
My mom's an Okie, be careful what you wish for.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:28:18 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
My mom's an Okie, be careful what you wish for.



I used to live in southern Kansas and partied with plenty of Okie chicks.  They get freaky.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:28:27 PM EDT
[#14]
I remember when Shania sang at the super bowl, it was like i was in heaven. Of course i tuned off of  the volume and pumped up the metallica, but her outfit left little to the imagination.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:31:44 PM EDT
[#15]
Patty Loveless

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:31:58 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
I heard she's a bitch in real life.



All the more reason to bend her over, stuff it in her pooper and take pictures.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:33:10 PM EDT
[#17]
They get freakier and freakier too.  My mom and he sister are into dirt thearapy (herbal medicine)  they try everything once.  For a while my mom said it was good for us to drink grass (yard trimmings) after they have been blended up, and she also had a little machine that gave small electrical shocks that was supposed to get you over a common cold (it only seemed to work on them), and don't even get me started on the magnets...

Edited for spelling
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:33:44 PM EDT
[#18]
My Favorite country singing, Conservative Republican MILF Sara Evans.



If you live in Oregon remember to Vote for her Husband:
www.schelskeforcongress.com/index.htm
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:33:52 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Patty Loveless




She's fine too.

But there is just something about that redhead okie that says WILD WOMAN in the sack.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:34:36 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
They get freakier and freakier too.  My mom and he sister are into dirt thearapy (herbal medicine)  they try everything once.  For a while my mom said it was good for us to drink grass (yard trimmings) after they have been blended up, and she also had a little machine that gave small electrical shacks that was supposed to get you over a common cold (it only seemed to work on them), and don't even get me started on the magnets...

Edited for spelling



Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:36:00 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
They get freakier and freakier too.  My mom and he sister are into dirt thearapy (herbal medicine)  they try everything once.  For a while my mom said it was good for us to drink grass (yard trimmings) after they have been blended up, and she also had a little machine that gave small electrical shacks that was supposed to get you over a common cold (it only seemed to work on them), and don't even get me started on the magnets...

Edited for spelling






Sometimes when I talk to my mom (whom I love dearly) I can hear the music from Deliverance.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:36:19 PM EDT
[#22]
Sara Evans is smokin' HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:36:34 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
If only she wasnt as old as the Julius Caesar.



the Julius Caesar?  Or did you mean Orange Julius?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:38:51 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Patty Loveless

www.countryhome.de/news/stargalerie/images/Patty_Loveless.jpg



She's fine too.

But there is just something about that redhead okie that says WILD WOMAN in the sack.



If Jennifer Love Hewitt didn't exist, Patty Loveless would have my heart!  

She is sooo fine!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:39:14 PM EDT
[#25]
Well...she's hotter than Roseanne Barr



..but so is Satan's bung hole.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:39:42 PM EDT
[#26]
Heres one for y'all



Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:42:23 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:43:02 PM EDT
[#28]
^^^^^^

Holy cow
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:43:25 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Heres one for y'all





Too mobile home for me.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:44:14 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Sara Evans is smokin' HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!



+10
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:45:11 PM EDT
[#32]
How can ya'll forget Faith Hill?  
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:45:15 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Patty Loveless

www.countryhome.de/news/stargalerie/images/Patty_Loveless.jpg



+1... I have got to meet her twice, once the day before my 15th birthday and then on my 16th birthday. The backstage passes were a gift from my mother on both occasions. They told her it was my 16th birthday and she said every boy needed to be kissed on his 16th birthday and she kissed me on my cheek, I almost shit... I will never forget that.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:45:18 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Heres one for y'all

img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/bull_8/sideImage01.jpg



Too mobile home for me.



exactly.  the first time i saw this chick the first thing that entered my mind was 'doublewide'
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:46:56 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Heres one for y'all

img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/bull_8/sideImage01.jpg



Too mobile home for me.



exactly.  the first time i saw this chick the first thing that entered my mind was 'doublewide'



Gotta give her points for having 'GW' on her guitar, though.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:49:53 PM EDT
[#36]
REDHEAD Patty Loveless

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:51:08 PM EDT
[#37]


Met Martina McBride while she was filming the "Indpendence Day" video near here. She is absolutely stunning in person.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:51:09 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Heres one for y'all

img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/bull_8/sideImage01.jpg



Too mobile home for me.



exactly.  the first time i saw this chick the first thing that entered my mind was 'doublewide'



Gotta give her points for having 'GW' on her guitar, though.



ok +1 for her.  btw, I'd still hit it.. despite the trailerhomieness.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:51:23 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Patty Loveless

www.countryhome.de/news/stargalerie/images/Patty_Loveless.jpg



+1... I have got to meet her twice, once the day before my 15th birthday and then on my 16th birthday. The backstage passes were a gift from my mother on both occasions. They told her it was my 16th birthday and she said every boy needed to be kissed on his 16th birthday and she kissed me on my cheek, I almost shit... I will never forget that.



YOU sir, are a lucky man!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:51:46 PM EDT
[#40]
allow me to burst your fucking bubbles........................

shania twain is a rabid anti-gun canadian cunt..........................even though supposedly her father had to kill rodents for them to survive on (using a firearm of course) certainly nobody needs to own one now that she's fucking rich

women:  no matter how much you'd like to know more about them..............somebody, somewhere, knows just enough about them to be sick of their shit
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:52:53 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
www.louisville.edu/athletics/papajohns/images/martina_mcbride.jpg

Met Martina McBride while she was filming the "Indpendence Day" video near here. She is absolutely stunning in person.



I saw her in concert - just as lovely in person as a posed photograph.  Yes, indeed.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:53:15 PM EDT
[#42]
This post needs more cowbell cowgirls!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:54:02 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
allow me to burst your fucking bubbles........................

shania twain is a rabid anti-gun canadian cunt..........................even though supposedly her father had to kill rodents for them to survive on (using a firearm of course) certainly nobody needs to own one now that she's fucking rich

women:  no matter how much you'd like to know more about them..............somebody, somewhere, knows just enough about them to be sick of their shit



So post your favorite and quit preaching!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:55:20 PM EDT
[#44]
Dude! - If your going to post pics of Reba on a gun form. . . at least try to hunt down some frames lifted from TREMORS where she is holding some shooting iron. . .
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:57:42 PM EDT
[#45]
I personaly think the Kinleys are the shiznitz...
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:59:12 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
My Favorite country singing, Conservative Republican MILF Sara Evans.



+1
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:02:11 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
Dude! - If your going to post pics of Reba on a gun form. . . at least try to hunt down some frames lifted from TREMORS where she is holding some shooting iron. . .





Not tremors, but a much classier pic.  I dig side by side guns.  And hammer guns are very cool.

And another niiiiice one:
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:05:51 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
Well...she's hotter than Roseanne Barr



..but so is Satan's bung hole.



MY EYES!!!


Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:06:02 PM EDT
[#50]

That old bitch works hard to take away your gun right.  I hit her too, right in the mouth.!


Evidence?
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