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Posted: 3/10/2010 8:25:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 8:31:23 PM EDT by marksman121]
We had chimp and pitbull fighting already so....

-Small hand weapons(hammer, K-Bar knife) NO guns or the like.
-In the surf or a pool. Whale can move but no deep enough for you to drown.
-To the death

Would it end like:





Or:

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:26:17 PM EDT
I could
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:27:49 PM EDT
I killed a whale once.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:27:58 PM EDT
They are called 'killer' for a reason. Man is not designed for the water.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:28:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By marksman121:

-No weapons

Whatever! Even in swim trunks I'll have a knife on me.

And that 2 ton wale isn't going to like those 3.5" cuts at all!
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:28:55 PM EDT
Dunno, who is "to?"
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:29:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 8:32:05 PM EDT by TheMechanic48]
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:29:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Skillshot:

Originally Posted By marksman121:

-No weapons

Whatever! Even in swim trunks I'll have a knife on me.

And that 2 ton wale isn't going to like those 3.5" cuts at all!


Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:30:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 8:32:46 PM EDT by Thom101]
Originally Posted By TheMechanic48:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Vfz_Mf9gs Whales wins.


fail

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Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:32:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 8:32:34 PM EDT by marksman121]
Originally Posted By Skillshot:

Originally Posted By marksman121:

-No weapons

Whatever! Even in swim trunks I'll have a knife on me.

And that 2 ton wale isn't going to like those 3.5" cuts at all!


Probably bite your nuts off like a chimp would rip.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:32:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Thom101:
Originally Posted By TheMechanic48:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Vfz_Mf9gs Whales wins.


fail


Fixed it.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:34:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By marksman121:
Originally Posted By Skillshot:

Originally Posted By marksman121:

-No weapons

Whatever! Even in swim trunks I'll have a knife on me.

And that 2 ton wale isn't going to like those 3.5" cuts at all!


Probably bite your nuts off like a chimp would rip.
No, I would parry.

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:38:32 PM EDT
It's definitely possible, especially if you're used to hunting and killing animals bare handed
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:41:15 PM EDT
If you were king you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Nuttin', nobody. Nuttin' nohow!
Not even a rhinoceros?
Imposseros!
How about a hippopotomus?
Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottomus!
Supposing you met an elephant?
I'd wrap 'im up in cellophant!
How about a brontosaurous?
I'd show him who's king of the forest!
Could I beat up a killer whale?
If I tried, it would be massive fail.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:41:19 PM EDT
let us not forget killer whales are really dolphins and if you can't kill a dolphin with your bare hands you need to turn in your man card
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:44:05 PM EDT
I'd let him swallow me and then get stuck in his throat. I'd choke that mother fucker out from the inside.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:44:36 PM EDT
Grenades are incredibly effective on things in the water.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:45:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Grenades are incredibly effective on things in the water.


I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:51:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By marksman121:

Probably bite your nuts off like a chimp would rip.




Please, keep the nuts safe!! It's for the children!

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:00:10 PM EDT
Yeah... assuming I had an RPG.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:07:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:17:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 9:18:29 PM EDT by emtgunnut23]
sneek up behind it real quiet like and stick something pointy into the blow hole.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:18:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 9:57:59 PM EDT by Tekka]


Maybe
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:21:30 PM EDT
Stick this in its blowhole.

Then hold on for the ride.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:26:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 9:28:24 PM EDT by GseriesFal]
I would be tough. It has no arms or legs so Ju Jitsu joint locks wouldn't work like on a chimp. What would work is my lateral movement and quick stabbing knife thrusts into it's head and eyes. The whale moves for the most part forward, backward, or in a large circle. I would give myself at least a 50/50 chance if I had a K-Bar.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:28:23 PM EDT
my busse SHO and a lot of luck, and its fuckin whale for dinner
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:29:07 PM EDT
No guns?

Probably toast.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:37:09 PM EDT
Yes.






Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:39:30 PM EDT
They don't call them KILLER Whales for nothing!
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:40:57 PM EDT



I'd turn that overgrown penguin into cat food.

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:43:38 PM EDT
They kill Great White shark for fun. Extrapolate from there.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:49:31 PM EDT
In his environment, no.
In my environment, absolutely.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 9:51:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kap_x:
In his environment, no.
In my environment, absolutely.


Well yea. If they left one in a parking lot you could give someone 10min. with a bat.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 10:02:40 PM EDT
These toaster ovens that I'm about to throw into the water say I can defeat the Orca.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 11:11:22 PM EDT
You can drown in less water than will allow the whale to move though???

In enough water for him to move I will try to get out of the water but that didn't work for the dead trainer and from that video I doubt if me swiching places with a blade would have mattered.
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