Corpsman up, G**damit! Corpsman!!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Corpsman up, G**damit! Corpsman!!!!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:21:46 AM EDT

OK, Doc. I don't think the bullet punched a lung, I ought to be OK there, the other bullet in my arm hurts like hell, but I can still use it. The cut on my face is minor, but the stab wound in my leg is bleeding like a stuck pig. Better quick clot it fast. Damn!

left my K-bar in the ribs of a fat guy, my bayonet busted off in someone else, and I'm out of ammo.

Just patch me up, Doc, and help me to my feet so I can get to the register and pay for this Furby doll and get it home. God my head hurts from that fat lady's handbag!

Thanks, Doc.

Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:22:46 AM EDT

[#1]

Umm,

ETA-- I cant wait to hear the back story on this...

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:23:14 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:23:32 AM EDT

[#3]

What the hell?

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:25:45 AM EDT

[#4]

Last minute shopping commando, eh?

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:28:45 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Last minute shopping commando, eh?

Much truth to the mentioned above.

vmax84

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:32:41 AM EDT

[#6]

Thank god the wife does all the shopping, sounds sorta dangerous.

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:06:14 PM EDT

[#7]

see if the night crew is as sarcastic as I am.

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:09:51 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
OK, Doc. I don't think the bullet punched a lung, I ought to be OK there, the other bullet in my arm hurts like hell, but I can still use it. The cut on my face is minor, but the stab wound in my leg is bleeding like a stuck pig. Better quick clot it fast. Damn!

left my K-bar in the ribs of a fat guy, my bayonet busted off in someone else, and I'm out of ammo.

Just patch me up, Doc, and help me to my feet so I can get to the register and pay for this Furby doll and get it home. God my head hurts from that fat lady's handbag!

Thanks, Doc.

Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.

note to self: buy ammo first when out shopping for gifts.

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:23:16 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
... Furby ...

Welcome to ... how many years ago was that? But I remember searching high and low for one.

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:29:23 PM EDT

[#10]

So the egg nog is pretty powerful this year, I take it.

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:29:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Just a flesh wound, get back in the fight jarhead.

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:35:39 PM EDT

[#12]

A Furby...................

*snickers*

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:39:52 PM EDT

[#13]

I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:58:07 PM EDT

[#14]

Furbee Berserker Mode

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:07:57 PM EDT

[#15]

Prior Air Force------------>shop online.

Work smarter, not harder!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:17 PM EDT

[#16]

You left the body armor at home. You should have known better. No sympathy here, you're a limping dead man.

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:24 PM EDT

[#17]

I can't belive I buzzzed to this post.

As a medic, I say:

Fuck off. suck a dick and, drive on.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:45:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!

WHERE do you shop?????!!!!!!!

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:47:10 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I can't belive I buzzzed to this post.

As a medic, I say:

Fuck off. suck a dick and, drive on.

Doc, there's probably enough pathos in your life. Let a little (sick) humor in.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:48:08 PM EDT

[#20]

I think there is a story on Foxnews about this happening at Walmart.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:50:41 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!

WHERE do you shop?????!!!!!!!

Must be Wal-Mart in NM

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:57:56 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.

WTF is a Furby?

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:01:57 PM EDT

[#23]

Hahahaha......

Thats was a good laugh.

But in a way its the truth.

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:08:28 PM EDT

[#24]

Next time go, let me know. I'll provide covering fire while you go for the Ipods.

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