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Posted: 12/19/2005 5:21:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 5:44:27 AM EST by The_Beer_Slayer]
OK, Doc. I don't think the bullet punched a lung, I ought to be OK there, the other bullet in my arm hurts like hell, but I can still use it. The cut on my face is minor, but the stab wound in my leg is bleeding like a stuck pig. Better quick clot it fast. Damn!

left my K-bar in the ribs of a fat guy, my bayonet busted off in someone else, and I'm out of ammo.

Just patch me up, Doc, and help me to my feet so I can get to the register and pay for this Furby doll and get it home. God my head hurts from that fat lady's handbag!

Thanks, Doc.


Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:22:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 5:23:22 AM EST by notso]
Umm,

ETA-- I cant wait to hear the back story on this...
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:23:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:23:32 AM EST
What the hell?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:25:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:28:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By u352:

Last minute shopping commando, eh?



Much truth to the mentioned above.

vmax84
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:32:41 AM EST
Thank god the wife does all the shopping, sounds sorta dangerous.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:06:14 PM EST
see if the night crew is as sarcastic as I am.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:09:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
OK, Doc. I don't think the bullet punched a lung, I ought to be OK there, the other bullet in my arm hurts like hell, but I can still use it. The cut on my face is minor, but the stab wound in my leg is bleeding like a stuck pig. Better quick clot it fast. Damn!

left my K-bar in the ribs of a fat guy, my bayonet busted off in someone else, and I'm out of ammo.

Just patch me up, Doc, and help me to my feet so I can get to the register and pay for this Furby doll and get it home. God my head hurts from that fat lady's handbag!

Thanks, Doc.


Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.



note to self: buy ammo first when out shopping for gifts.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:23:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 4:23:52 PM EST by SoCalJBT]

Originally Posted By piccolo:
... Furby ...



Welcome to ... how many years ago was that? But I remember searching high and low for one.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:29:23 PM EST
So the egg nog is pretty powerful this year, I take it.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:29:39 PM EST
Just a flesh wound, get back in the fight jarhead.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:35:39 PM EST
A Furby...................







*snickers*



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Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:39:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 4:40:38 PM EST by GUNGUY1911]
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:58:07 PM EST
Furbee Berserker Mode
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:07:57 PM EST
Prior Air Force------------>shop online.

Work smarter, not harder!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:11:17 PM EST
You left the body armor at home. You should have known better. No sympathy here, you're a limping dead man.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:11:24 PM EST
I can't belive I buzzzed to this post.

As a medic, I say:

Fuck off. suck a dick and, drive on.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:45:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!





WHERE do you shop?????!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:47:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Goonboss:
I can't belive I buzzzed to this post.

As a medic, I say:

Fuck off. suck a dick and, drive on.





Doc, there's probably enough pathos in your life. Let a little (sick) humor in.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:48:08 PM EST





I think there is a story on Foxnews about this happening at Walmart.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:50:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
I thank god that my local mall has TWO alcoholic beverage stations! Shop til you drink, drink til you shop, repeat until the Christmas list is finished or your wallet empty!





WHERE do you shop?????!!!!!!!



Must be Wal-Mart in NM
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:57:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:



Oh, and Doc? Touch that Furby and I'll cut your throat.



WTF is a Furby?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:01:57 PM EST
Hahahaha......

Thats was a good laugh.

But in a way its the truth.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:08:28 PM EST
Next time go, let me know. I'll provide covering fire while you go for the Ipods.
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