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Posted: 8/18/2001 6:47:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/18/2001 10:17:45 AM EST by Confederate]
Can someone help me convert my post ban AR to full auto? I must live on a migratory route for Bald Eagles and have only hit a few of them with semi-auto fire, need full auto to do any real damage, please help!! [:D](yes guys, I'm just kidding)
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 7:04:01 AM EST
Shame on you. But since you asked! The former USSR is selling 20mm anti aircraft guns for less, beware however, shipping is a b*tch!
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 7:15:03 AM EST
Sorry sweetheart, Bald Eagles don't migrate. Even a troll knows that! They do taste like chicken - even better than spotted owl or Steven's kangaroo rats.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 7:17:50 AM EST
Silly Troll Bald Eagles don't taste like chicken! Only the hatchling taste like chicken. Grown birds get that fishy taste.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 7:44:12 AM EST
their is a bald eagle nest about half on hour from here. I have NEVER had such good scrambled eggs.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 7:58:10 AM EST
After you convert your post-ban to full auto, be sure to add a flash hider and collapsible stock for maximum eagle killing potential.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 9:28:49 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 10:01:05 AM EST
Must be a communist to want to shoot a bald eagle. Just go to the Florida Keys and swim/boat south. You'll find plenty of friends in less than 100 miles.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 10:12:08 AM EST
I'm not sure Talyn appreciates the very enjoyable witty but breathtaking humor on this board!
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 10:20:11 AM EST
Thead the muzzle and install a flash supressor. Chuckie Schumer thinks that makes a rifle shoot faster.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 10:50:31 AM EST
You don't need full auto to shoot bald eagles. You just bait them with baby seals or rare whale blubber. Even when you are shooting at them, they won't fly off. You can just walk right up and start blasting. Just be sure to use big enough whale chunks that they can't carry it back to their nest.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 11:23:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 11:31:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By DFBonnett: Thead the muzzle and install a flash supressor. Chuckie Schumer thinks that makes a rifle shoot faster.
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LMAO! Your not serious are you??
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 12:20:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 10:29:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Gees - forget the flash supressor. Make sure you have a bayonet lug - so that you can stab them to death if you only wing 'em. Ammo costs money, after all.
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My thoughts exactly, OH! and try baiting with the endangered Kalamath sucker fish, eagles can't resist them. I like to place them on the pan of a steel trap (make sure its one with teeth on the jaws) Also you want to rig up an ANFO bomb to go off when the trap is sprung (eagles is tough critters) about 1 Rider truck full will do it. Personally I like to get to the root of the problem. Just find the nest, remove the eggs (for eatin of course) and replace them with an anti personal mine. I'm working on some Semtex Baby eagles (just like Bill Murry in Caddyshack) that way I can lure both parent eagles into the nest and [b]BOOM[b] problem solved.[uzi]
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 7:30:14 AM EST
You ignorant fool. You should know what the accepted procedure for taking down multiple bald eagles is waiting until they land, and then using the grenade launcher attached to your post-ban AR to launch a few grenades. If you don't know where to get the grenades, you can find dummy grenades at gun shows. These are easily converted to live grenades with information available on the internet, according to various senators.
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