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Posted: 10/5/2005 9:51:48 PM EDT
GF: hey, there's a gun show this weekend.
Me: really? [notices the add] oh, it's in belton.
GF: I don't mind the 45 minute drive.
Me: [shocked] You'll go with me?
GF: Sure.
Me: Well....cool....[really pressing my luck] you should bring some cash, maybe we'll find you a deal on a 1911 for you.
GF: ok.
Me:

Sweet
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 9:53:02 PM EDT



I like pie
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 9:53:30 PM EDT
holy shit does she have a sister?!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 9:54:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Luxan:
holy shit does she have a sister?!

actually, yes. And she's quite a looker too.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 9:55:17 PM EDT
my phone number is lol I wish you lived closer
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 9:56:44 PM EDT
You have a "Keeper"
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:07:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:19:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By topgunpilot20:
GF: hey, there's a gun show this weekend.
Me: really? [notices the add] oh, it's in belton.
GF: I don't mind the 45 minute drive.
Me: [shocked] You'll go with me?
GF: Sure.
Me: Well....cool....[really pressing my luck] you should bring some cash, maybe we'll find you a deal on a 1911 for you.
GF: ok.
Me:

Sweet



That's it.

I need to move to Texas
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:20:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crazyquik:

Originally Posted By topgunpilot20:
GF: hey, there's a gun show this weekend.
Me: really? [notices the add] oh, it's in belton.
GF: I don't mind the 45 minute drive.
Me: [shocked] You'll go with me?
GF: Sure.
Me: Well....cool....[really pressing my luck] you should bring some cash, maybe we'll find you a deal on a 1911 for you.
GF: ok.
Me:

Sweet



That's it.

I need to move to Texas

Here's the kicker: she's from Austin--about as liberal as it gets in Texas.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:22:17 PM EDT
It feels great doesn't it?

yesterday, when i was thumbing through my gun pics, my fiance yelled " Go BACK!"

She now wants a yellow m4 carbine.

Go figure.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:22:54 PM EDT
Thank you for flipping everything I thought this was going to be about.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:28:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Lucky...I've missed the last two gun shows. Hubby wouldn't go with me b/c he had 'other' stuff to do. What 'other' stuff is there?



Clearly he fails to appreciate you.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:29:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
It feels great doesn't it?

yesterday, when i was thumbing through my gun pics, my fiance yelled " Go BACK!"

She now wants a yellow m4 carbine.

Go figure.

Nice.



Thank you for flipping everything I thought this was going to be about.
Believe me, I'm happy to oblige.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:32:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Lucky...I've missed the last two gun shows. Hubby wouldn't go with me b/c he had 'other' stuff to do. What 'other' stuff is there?

wow, a wife that wants to go to a gunshow more than the husband. Your avatar is Nicole Kidman. You must be married to Tom Cruise, it all makes sense now
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:39:41 PM EDT
My wife hasn't went that far but she has been asking a lot of questions lately. Seems their are a couple of guys that sit near her at work that have been talking guns. She comes home with stories about "banana clips", "AR15s are illegal", etc. I give her the facts to go back the next day and set the sheep straight.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:51:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Lucky...I've missed the last two gun shows. Hubby wouldn't go with me b/c he had 'other' stuff to do. What 'other' stuff is there?



SP1, I would be honored to...uh...take you!

Be kind of a long trip for me though...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:56:26 PM EDT
I know how you feel! I have a friend who has a girlfriend who bought him (my friend) a MAC11 for Valentine's day. What a sweetie!!

I mean I ... err... I THINK I know how you feel
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:15:27 PM EDT
13 years of marriage, she bought me so far...

Remington 870 Police Magnum w/ Davis SpeedFeed Stock
Ruger MkII 512 (5 1/2 " barrel)
Dillon 550b

I have bought
2nd AR
16" upper reciever
Remington 700 .270
Remington 870 Express
S&W Model 19 Combat Masterpiece

Won at NRA Dinners
10-22 T
10-22 T
Ruger 44 Mag lever action (Model 96?)
Ruger M77 .338 Win MAg
Ruger M77 7mm WSM
S&W NRA camo 22lr semi autoo pistol
Marlin 336 30-30

She does complain some when I spend money. I am going to keep her.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:16:46 PM EDT
OK I ran it through the female translator and came up with this :


Originally Posted By topgunpilot20:

GF: hey, there's a gun show this weekend.= I'll do your thing , because I'm planning
on dragging you to an event soon that will make hell seem nice .


Me: really? [notices the add] oh, it's in belton.

GF: I don't mind the 45 minute drive. = Mine is four times as far .

Me: [shocked] You'll go with me?

GF: Sure.= Of course , because then you'll owe me , and if you don't comply
I will bring it up until the day you die .


Me: Well....cool....[really pressing my luck] you should bring some cash, maybe we'll find you a deal on a 1911 for you.

GF: ok. = But any money I spend will cost you 5 to 1 in the future .

Me:

Sweet


Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:45:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:46:49 PM EDT
Im single and pissed, no gunshows close and well I dont really need anything.


Its a trap alwayd
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:58:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 11:59:18 PM EDT by eye_spy]
It's a TRAP!



Link Posted: 10/6/2005 12:01:22 AM EDT
you done good.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 7:03:05 AM EDT
My wife usually says, "I saw on the billboard in front of the civic center they are having a gunshow this weekend. Try not to spend too much."
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 7:13:17 AM EDT
Heh, must be nice...

My girlfriend somehow knows about the gunshows (in advance, mind you), and mysteriously schedules activities for both of us on those particular weekends.



Link Posted: 10/6/2005 7:45:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 7:47:06 AM EDT by Gravity_Tester]

Originally Posted By chrome1:
OK I ran it through the female translator and came up with this :


Originally Posted By topgunpilot20:

GF: hey, there's a gun show this weekend.= I'll do your thing , because I'm planning
on dragging you to an event soon that will make hell seem nice .


Me: really? [notices the add] oh, it's in belton.

GF: I don't mind the 45 minute drive. = Mine is four times as far .

Me: [shocked] You'll go with me?

GF: Sure.= Of course , because then you'll owe me , and if you don't comply
I will bring it up until the day you die .


Me: Well....cool....[really pressing my luck] you should bring some cash, maybe we'll find you a deal on a 1911 for you.

GF: ok. = But any money I spend will cost you 5 to 1 in the future .

Me:

Sweet







You are hosed.

Outwitted.

Outmanuevered.

Enjoy the gun show, when the next one comes around, you'll be playing designated driver for her and her friends as driver boy on a shopping excursion. Cursed to sit in a chair in the lingere section by yourself and glared at as some kind of pervert.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:07:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
It feels great doesn't it?

yesterday, when i was thumbing through my gun pics, my fiance yelled " Go BACK!"

She now wants a yellow m4 carbine.

Go figure.



*sigh* mine wants hers in purple. She also shopped around and found a place that'll refinish MY CZ-75 in purple. When pigs fucking fly.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:27:04 AM EDT
So, umm, about this sister. What part of Tx does she live in?
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:35:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By teknofear:
Heh, must be nice...

My girlfriend somehow knows about the gunshows (in advance, mind you), and mysteriously schedules activities for both of us on those particular weekends.






You need to put an end to that shit quick. Just blow off her planned activity at the last minute and go to the gun show. Make sure you buy something good. Then, the next time she plans something, say you can't go because you have to break in your new weapon at the gun range.

Make an effort to blow off at least half of her planned activities, so when you do go she really appreciates it.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:40:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 8:43:32 AM EDT by Q3131A]
It's a TARP: www.nomarriage.com
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:49:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:51:38 AM EDT
There's a doll and craft show next door.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:54:17 AM EDT
you will be giving something in return soon.....
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