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Posted: 1/4/2003 1:47:15 PM EST
Complete the thought If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" Possible responses: and pee in my pants. hide in the closet, and pray for my life. and then get my gun ready. after I had a gun in my hands. after my wife and I clear the house. to pick up the bodies, if any. after the bad guy's body was buried somewhere on my land, to have them return his gun and car to their rightful owners. (He just ran away, officer...)
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 5:52:53 PM EST
"...to pick up the body."
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:00:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:02:02 PM EST
"...if i remember to."
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Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:08:40 PM EST
"If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" just for kicks. to show how guns do save lives! because I want to show my bud in the force that civilians can shoot!
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:10:49 PM EST
Well, here in Illinois, we are expected to hide and wait for the police to arrive.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:16:35 PM EST
After I had the gun in my hand but I would bring my son into my wife and my room and let the on duty people clear the house. It sucks with only one or two people.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:18:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By Ire: Well, here in Illinois, we are expected to hide and wait for the police to arrive.
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Pretty sad, eh? I'm just a visitor in this state, luckily. Shoulda never moved out of Texas......
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Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:20:43 PM EST
If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" and tell them to bring mops and a steam cleaner to get the blood up.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:28:42 PM EST
If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" To come get the burglar. Weather it's a dead burglar or a live one would be totally up to the burglar (and likely allready decided)...
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:33:05 PM EST
maybe - it depends on the odds that the neighbors heard the gunfire.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:37:26 PM EST
and tell them that there was a dead man in my living room...then when they asked me where all the bullet holes came from I'd explain how I treid to get him to surrender but he just wouldn't! That would give me enough time to take some pictures to post here!
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 6:42:07 PM EST
"If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" " to tell them not to hurry.... stop and get some coffee and donuts...."
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Link Posted: 1/4/2003 7:07:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By mace: Complete the thought If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" after the bad guy's body was buried somewhere on my land, to have them return his gun and car to their rightful owners. (He just ran away, officer...)
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i like that one... mine : to scoop his bloody pulped carcass off the ground.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 7:10:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Ire: Well, here in Illinois, we are expected to hide and wait for the police to arrive.
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Surprise him,, Dont hide and wait.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 7:14:18 PM EST
"If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" ...after I get a few more hours of sleep. The corpse...er...perp will still be there when I wake up. [:D]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 7:30:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By -Duke-Nukem-: "If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" a bunch of idiots for breaking into my house without a warrant or clearly identifying themselves as law enforcement agents. ;) Ain't I a stinker?
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[:D] Pretty good, I didn't think of that one. Better tell them to pick up some better guns and armor if they're going to be doing that sort of thing.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 7:40:05 PM EST
If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________" A.after I was sure he was through bleeding out.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 7:46:54 PM EST
If someone broke into my home, I would call the police __________"
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And wait and wait and wait... From talking to neighbors, I would expect a minimum of a 45 minute wait. I think the body would begin to smell, before the cops would get here.z
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:03:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:10:00 PM EST
...and tell them to bring a mop
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:32:33 PM EST
If someone broke into my home, I would call the police and tell them that their bunch slow donut eatin' mofo's and that they owe me 30 rounds of M855 green-tiped AP's and Oh Yeah get that carcass outta here before it starts to stink! OUT! Huntrik
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:18:23 PM EST
... And rack the slide on my 12 gauge Remington loaded with #3 shot, and wait ever so patiently!
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 8:06:19 AM EST
I'm not sure I'd even call the police, depending on the situation; if I thought I made it clear what would happen if he/they returns I think that would be a more effective deterrant than a police arrest. If he was wounded, probably. Dead? Definitely (if only to get the corpse out of my house). Somebody would have to be pretty stupid to break into my or anybody else's house these days while they are home (unless you live in Chicago, that is). My greatest fear is and always will be that I will be burglarized when I'm not home - my house I live in was broken into during the late '70s when the previous owners were at work. In broad daylight, no less.
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 9:48:09 AM EST
"If someone broke into my home. I would tell the kids its time to feed the hogs..."
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 9:59:28 AM EST
If someone broke into my home I would call the police.... and upon finding out I have no right to self defence in this country, get the 100 pound bag of lime outta the barn, grab the excevator and drive to the middle of my large heavily forested lot to fertilize the local conifer population. _______________________________________________ [X]
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 10:27:21 AM EST
...to pick up all the brass. I'm too lazy to do it myself".
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