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Posted: 9/13/2004 3:02:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2004 7:02:44 AM EST by Breycor]
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:03:08 AM EST
BTT
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:10:44 AM EST
Dupe. Last week sometime. Still funny though.


IBTL
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:12:05 AM EST
thats pretty good
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:15:40 AM EST
#9 is the best.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:00:45 AM EST
www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

Most (all?) aren't from the 2004 olympics. Still very funny though.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:03:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

Most (all?) aren't from the 2004 olympics. Still very funny though.



Ya lousy killjoy.

You must be alot of fun at parties.

WHO CARES if its real. Its funny.



Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:03:45 AM EST
Funny
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