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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:46:02 PM EDT
Who's gonna watch the roast with Pam (C) Anderson...


She seems like an easy target...
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 1:47:06 PM EDT
I was thinking of it, but John Carpenter's Vampires is on SciFi at 9pm Eastern tonight, so I may be flipping back & forth.

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:08:27 PM EDT
None of you losers are watching this?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:13:42 PM EDT
Me no like smell of melted silcon (spell).
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:14:42 PM EDT
wasting youth in front of the idiot box, yay!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:15:21 PM EDT
I have still yet to see the her and Tommy Lee video

If anyone has it, send it my way.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:15:26 PM EDT
I liked it when he asked if she had ever had sex with someone talented.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:23:32 PM EDT
who cares...really
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:23:02 PM EDT


It's brutal!!!

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:24:14 PM EDT
Very brutal... But im rolling here at work
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:37:11 PM EDT
Damn, this has gotten baaaaaad..... And I lvoe it.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:51:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:
Who's gonna watch the roast with Pam (C) Anderson...


She seems like an easy target...



Does the "C" in her name stand for Hepatitis C? I wonder which fine young man gave her that?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:25:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:
Who's gonna watch the roast with Pam (C) Anderson...


She seems like an easy target...



Does the "C" in her name stand for Hepatitis C? I wonder which fine young man gave her that?



and to which fine young men she's given it?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:27:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gaspain:
who cares...really



+1.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:10:15 PM EDT
Dayum... this is fucking brutal!

By the way: Sarah Silverman: I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:13:33 PM EDT
Why yes, yes I would



Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
Dayum... this is fucking brutal!

By the way: Sarah Silverman: I'd hit it.

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:57:01 PM EDT
OK, WTF?

When did Tommy Lee start making pussy boy band music?

I'm at a loss here. Now I have to go download Too Fast for Love.

I need to hear the cowbell.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:08:25 PM EDT
Oh my. Not CoC compliant. That thing she is wearing...it is TRANSPARENT!!! Yes, BIG TIME NIPS.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:15:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Oh my. Not CoC compliant. That thing she is wearing...it is TRANSPARENT!!! Yes, BIG TIME NIPS.



Maybe in your imagination. Dont see anything here. Why even point it out if it was, I'm not one to point fingers.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:37:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrMaeda:

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Oh my. Not CoC compliant. That thing she is wearing...it is TRANSPARENT!!! Yes, BIG TIME NIPS.



Maybe in your imagination. Dont see anything here. Why even point it out if it was, I'm not one to point fingers.



Dude, SHE even notices it on the monitor. And ADJUSTS herself to maximize the effect. It is at the end.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:41:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
I have still yet to see the her and Tommy Lee video

If anyone has it, send it my way.



Don't bother.

Is this roast actually a roast of the mark? I remember watching the Jeff Foxworthy roast and it was a joke. They filmed it in New York so nobody laughed at the redneck stuff he was known for, and half the show ended up as Bush-bashing.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:46:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
I have still yet to see the her and Tommy Lee video

If anyone has it, send it my way.



Don't bother.

Is this roast actually a roast of the mark? I remember watching the Jeff Foxworthy roast and it was a joke. They filmed it in New York so nobody laughed at the redneck stuff he was known for, and half the show ended up as Bush-bashing.



Oh, yeah.

They rosted her and each other. I didn't hear a single bush joke.


(OK, well they talked about Pam Anderson's Bush quite a bit, but... well... )
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:49:23 PM EDT
This one was actually funny. Jeff Foxworthy's was a complete waste of time.

She got hers, though. Her ending speech was pretty damn funny.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 10:53:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:
None of you losers are watching this?



Pot.
Kettle.

You're watching a roast of Pamela Anderson. YOU do the math.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 5:12:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:
None of you losers are watching this?



Pot.
Kettle.

You're watching a roast of Pamela Anderson. YOU do the math.



+1

She's a repulsive skanky freak plastic ho.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:08:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fenian:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:
None of you losers are watching this?



Pot.
Kettle.

You're watching a roast of Pamela Anderson. YOU do the math.



+1

She's a repulsive skanky freak plastic ho.



Ergo, the enjoyment in watching a bunch of her peers call her out as a skanky freak plastic ho.

Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:19:08 AM EDT
i watched most of it, it was pretty funny.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:21:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Oh my. Not CoC compliant. That thing she is wearing...it is TRANSPARENT!!! Yes, BIG TIME NIPS.



Big +1000. Shirt was definately sheer, was pretty much the same as wearing nothing.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:23:38 AM EDT
The roast was hillarious. I love the fact that she is so easy to make fun of. Sarah Silverman's delivery was brilliant. Coutney Love is not "clean and sober." She may be sober, but that is one dirty ass bitch.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:27:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:
None of you losers are watching this?



Speaking of losers I thought you were going to fuck me up in the pit"?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:29:20 AM EDT
What happened between Comedy Central and the Friar's Club? It used to be Friar's Club roasts of members of the Friar's Club, but now Comedy Central runs their own of anybody that needs an upswing of publicity. The Foxworthy one was ridiculous - it was just a big cross-promotional thing with the Blue Collar stuff.

Comedy Central roasts are teh suck.

As for the nips, holy shit dude, if you couldn't see that, you're either dead or blind. I saw that in the promos, it almost made me want to watch the roast - but then I remembered I have the Internet.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:30:06 AM EDT
My favorite lines of the night:

About Tommy Lee: Your dick is so long it has an elbow.
"I watched your sex video...your dick is so big I had to fast forward to see the end of it."


About Courtney Love: "How is it that you look worse than Kirk Cobain?"
"Courtney is the girl next door...if you happen to live next to a methadone clinic."

To Pam Anderson: "Your P@ssy is so big, it was used at the Batcave in the first batman movie. It is so large that it had a bigger opening that 'Return of the Sith.' "
"I heard that they give free donkey rides to the bottom of your v@&ina."

To Bea Arthur and Andy Dick: "I wouldn't touch Bea Arthurs dick with Andy Dick's p@ssy."

To Andy Dick: "Andy...pick a hole and stick with it."
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:32:25 AM EDT
i thought it was funny as hell.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:45:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 6:46:47 AM EDT by GonzoAR15-1]

Originally Posted By dvr9:
My favorite lines of the night:

About Tommy Lee: Your dick is so long it has an elbow.
"I watched your sex video...your dick is so big I had to fast forward to see the end of it."


About Courtney Love: "How is it that you look worse than Kirk Cobain?"
"Courtney is the girl next door...if you happen to live next to a methadone clinic."

To Pam Anderson: "Your P@ssy is so big, it was used at the Batcave in the first batman movie. It is so large that it had a bigger opening that 'Return of the Sith.' "
"I heard that they give free donkey rides to the bottom of your v@&ina."

To Bea Arthur and Andy Dick: "I wouldn't touch Bea Arthurs dick with Andy Dick's p@ssy."

To Andy Dick: "Andy...pick a hole and stick with it."



Ayup.

I liked:

"When I first heard that Tommy had given Pamela Hepatitus C, I couldn't believe it. I though the most he could have mustered was Hepatitus D minus."


Sarah Silverman's jokes about Jimmy Kimmel's balls were hillarious too.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:46:41 AM EDT
I had the Anderson roast on the TV last night just for chatter as I went to sleep. Despite my religion, I am no prude. However, the show was pretty disgusting, and it's a hell of a comment on our civilization that people talked like that in public about another human being - a woman, no less - and that she sat there and laughed at it. It's worse yet that such a crew of abject sleazebags are prominent enough to be recognizable, even to a person like me who doesn't follow popular entertainment much at all. Certainly, there was some funny stuff, but it's a hell of a note that that's the level of public discourse in any venue.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:49:57 AM EDT
It looked kinda nastey to me . But I'll be sure and catch the rerun
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:54:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
I had the Anderson roast on the TV last night just for chatter as I went to sleep.



I did the same thing...watched and listened as I tried to fall asleep. I don't really care for Pam Anderson much...she is basically a tramp/slut in my book. But I couldn't resist watching people call her a slut to her face and she was either too stupid to get it or just didn't care. The best jokes of the night were about the other so called celebs.

I fell asleep in and around 11 and missed the rest.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:06:10 AM EDT
I watched roast for about 6 minutes and it was getting a little stale fast. same-ol-same ol comments one presented after another. I could not take it: tits-penis,tits,penis etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etcetc etc etc etc etc

ya get the picture
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:23:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
I had the Anderson roast on the TV last night just for chatter as I went to sleep. Despite my religion, I am no prude. However, the show was pretty disgusting, and it's a hell of a comment on our civilization that people talked like that in public about another human being - a woman, no less - and that she sat there and laughed at it. It's worse yet that such a crew of abject sleazebags are prominent enough to be recognizable, even to a person like me who doesn't follow popular entertainment much at all. Certainly, there was some funny stuff, but it's a hell of a note that that's the level of public discourse in any venue.



So, did you change the channel?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:26:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 7:27:43 AM EDT by ElCamino]

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
I had the Anderson roast on the TV last night just for chatter as I went to sleep. Despite my religion, I am no prude. However, the show was pretty disgusting, and it's a hell of a comment on our civilization that people talked like that in public about another human being - a woman, no less - and that she sat there and laughed at it. It's worse yet that such a crew of abject sleazebags are prominent enough to be recognizable, even to a person like me who doesn't follow popular entertainment much at all. Certainly, there was some funny stuff, but it's a hell of a note that that's the level of public discourse in any venue.



The "Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain" comment was pretty fucked up in my opinion. I mean, really, her husband blows his head off with a shotgun and it's okay to make a joke about it. to her face, because they're "celebrities"? WTF?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:26:43 AM EDT
I thought it was pretty damn funny. Anyone else cant stand that nasty bitch Cortney love. What a skank ass attention whore.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:28:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
I thought it was pretty damn funny. Anyone else cant stand that nasty bitch Cortney love. What a skank ass attention whore.



I can't stand her. She brings no class and trashy to a new level. She makes trailer trash gutter whores look like the Queen Mum.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:31:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
I thought it was pretty damn funny. Anyone else cant stand that nasty bitch Cortney love. What a skank ass attention whore.



I can't stand her. She brings no class and trashy to a new level. She makes trailer trash gutter whores look like the Queen Mum.



She was so wasted she could hardly keep her eyes open.

And then she kept talking about how clean she was.

I think Jimmy Kimmel said "If you're clean, then you've really got some problems."

Best quote re: Love . . . "Courtney would like to invite everyone to the intervention after the show."
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:36:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
I thought it was pretty damn funny. Anyone else cant stand that nasty bitch Cortney love. What a skank ass attention whore.



I can't stand her. She brings no class and trashy to a new level. She makes trailer trash gutter whores look like the Queen Mum.



She was so wasted she could hardly keep her eyes open.

And then she kept talking about how clean she was.

I think Jimmy Kimmel said "If you're clean, then you've really got some problems."


Best quote re: Love . . . "Courtney would like to invite everyone to the intervention after the show."



What was the line about Adam Corolla? Something about "you look like Pete Sampress with Down's Syndrome."

I busted my gut on that one.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 7:46:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By mhpoole:
I thought it was pretty damn funny. Anyone else cant stand that nasty bitch Cortney love. What a skank ass attention whore.



I can't stand her. She brings no class and trashy to a new level. She makes trailer trash gutter whores look like the Queen Mum.



She was so wasted she could hardly keep her eyes open.

And then she kept talking about how clean she was.

I think Jimmy Kimmel said "If you're clean, then you've really got some problems."


Best quote re: Love . . . "Courtney would like to invite everyone to the intervention after the show."



What was the line about Adam Corolla? Something about "you look like Pete Sampress with Down's Syndrome."

I busted my gut on that one.



Don't forget Sarah Silverman: "The fist time I saw Jimmy Kimmel's balls, they were on Adam Corolla's chin."

Link Posted: 8/15/2005 8:52:45 AM EDT
I only heard a few of the courtney love comments, pretty funny. Wasn't sure if they were going to touch on the hep. c jokes.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 9:17:13 AM EDT
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