Before Bill Clinton left the White House, he made a trip to Arkansas. The
presidential helicopter landed on the White House lawn upon his return. When
the door to the helicopter opened, Clinton appeared with a pig under his
arm. As Clinton walk down the stairs of the helicopter, the Marine guard
waiting for him at the bottom snapped a salute and said "Nice pig sir."
Clinton looked at him and said, "Thanks son, but it's not just a pig, it's a
genuine Arkansas Razorback. I got it for Hillary."  The Marine guard saluted
again. "Excellent trade sir !".

ROTFLMAO!!!


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