Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie...the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating she has never told a lie."
"Who's clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus'office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Pretty funny, but the REAL question is "Where's Hillary's clock?"...

Any suggestions?  [;)]

- CD

Here's something I found on the Mad Magazine website, I thought I'd post it for your review:

[img]http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/starrwarsthumb.jpg[/img]

Eric The(What?MeWorry)Hun[>]:)]

Hey! I haven't seen that poster in a while! I've got it floating around my hard drive somewhere.

Clinton joke of the day? Isn't HE a joke all on his own?

THAT's the REAL joke!